Once there was a boy
Who decided not to be coy
When he saw a gėrl get shot
Which put him in a really really really bad spot

Liz lay dyėng on the ground
So Max looked at her and frowned (and)
Used his alien magic
To Prevent an event that would be tragic

When you come from the sky
You will find it's hard to get by
Try to have a normal life
When you find out you have an alien wife

Max came from the 47 crash
Incubating in pods until he hatched
And his friends Michael Tess and Isabel
Also from the sky they fell

Since we are here for awhile
Let's meet his best buddy named Kyle
And the other humans he protects
Liz, Maria, Valenti and Alex

When you come from the sky
You will find it's hard to get by
Try to have a normal life
When you find out you have an alien wife

Max we have to talk
Becuase we like to mock (you)
There are so many reasons
Even though there has only been 2 seasons

Why are mean to Isabel
And You think your a king and we'd like to tell (you)
That You are an imbecille.
And You need to take a pill. CHILL.
.

Liz we need to speak
Your voice is oh so weak (and)
Your Parents own the Crashdown
And That is where you fell down.

So Are you into juvyboy?
Or do you just treat him like a toy? (and)
Whats the deal with you and Max
I Thought that we knew all the facts

Any time, anywhere
Maybe time will even disappear
Wait till you suffer alien attacks
Then you'll know what it's like to be Max

When you come from the sky
You will find it's hard to get by
Try to have a normal life
When you find out you have an alien wife