Every bite you take,
Every piece of cake
Every pie you bake
Every sandwhich you make
You'll be getting fat.

Every single day,
Every cheese souflee.
Every milky way
Every bag of lays
You'll be getting fat.

Oh can't you see,
It's no cup of tea
Your poor heart breaks,
Every bite you take.

Every chocolate shake
Every 8 0z. steak
Every shake and bake
Every hot pancake
You'll be getting fat.

Since I've gone you keep watching Melrose place
I wish you would get up, you're such a disgrace,
Please stop stuffing mint oreo's in your face
I look around you've got twinkies by the case

You look just like Buddha. Gouda cheese!

Oh can't you see
Your own two feet
The ground's so far away
Every bite you take.

Every scale you break
Every heartburn ache
Every frosted flake
Every snack intake
You'll be getting fat.