Here are the quotes for now...if you see one or two that I've missed please e-mail me.Thanks! Star Wars quotes: "The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together." --Ben to Luke "Don't underestimate the Force!" --Vader to Tarkin "The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded." --Ben to Luke "There's no mystical energy field controls my destiny." --Han "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force." --Vader to Admiral Motti "Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader." --Admiral Motti to Vader "I find your lack of faith disturbing." --Vader (while choking Motti) "Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him." --Ben to Luke "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." --Han to Luke "Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. Stretch out with your feelings" --Ben to Luke "I felt a great disturbance in the Force." --Ben "The Force will be with you . . . always." --Ben to Luke "There is a great disturbance in the Force." --Emperor to Vader "A Jedi's strenght flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side." --Yoda to Luke "If once you start down the dark path, forever it will dominate your destiny" --Yoda to Luke "Strike me down with all your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete" --Emperor to Luke "A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack." --Yoda to Luke "My ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is." --Yoda "Your mind powers will not work on me, boy." --Jabba "You don't know the power of the dark side." --Vader to Luke "Use the Force, Luke." --Ben's Spirit Millennium Falcon Quotes: "What a piece of junk!" --Luke "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." --Han to Luke "I've made a lot of special modifications myself." --Han to Luke "You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs." --Han to Ben and Luke "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." --Leia to Han "Don't worry, she'll hold together . . . You hear me, baby? Hold together!" --Han to the Falcon "This bucket of bolts is never going to get us past that blockade." --Leia to Han "This baby's got a few surprises left in her, sweetheart." --Han to Leia "Would it help if I got out and pushed?" --Leia to Han "We're in trouble!" --Han "She's the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy." --Lando Calrissian Bad feelings: "I got a bad feeling about this."--Han Solo "I have a very bad feeling about this." --Luke Skywalker "I have a bad feeling about this." --Princess Leia "Artoo, I have a bad feeling about this." --C-3PO "I have a really bad feeling about this." --Han Solo Driods: "You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you nearsighted scrap pile!" --C-3PO to R2-D2 "Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!" --C-3PO to R2-D2 "I've got such a bad case of dust contamination, I can barely move." --C-3PO "Don't get technical with me." --C-3PO to R2-D2 "No, I don't think he likes you at all . . . I don't like you either." --C-3PO to R2-D2 "That little droid and I have been through a lot together." --Luke Skywalker (concerning R2-D2) "You must repair him! Sir, if any of my circuits or gears will help, I'll gladly donate them." --C-3PO (concerning R2-D2) "We'll be destroyed for sure. This is madness!" --C-3PO to R2-D2 "We're doomed!" --C-3PO to R2-D2 "We'll be sent to the spice mines of Kessel or smashed into who-knows-what!" --C-3PO to R2-D2 "We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life." --C-3PO to R2-D2 "We don't serve their kind here!" --Wuher (the Mos Eisley Cantina bartender) "Thank the maker!" --C-3PO "Help! I think I'm melting." --C-3PO "Shut him up or shut him down!" --Han Solo (concerning C-3PO) "Sometimes I just don't understand human behavior." --C-3PO "Why doesn't anyone listen to me?" --C-3PO "Artoo says the chances of survival are seven hundred seventy-five . . . to one. Actually, Artoo has been known to make mistakes . . . from time to time." --C-3PO to Leia and Chewbacca "You're a fiesty little one, but you'll soon learn some respect." --EV-9D9 to R2-D2 "I do believe that they think I am some sort of god." --C-3PO (concerning the Ewoks) "Well, why don't you use your divine influence and get us out of this?" --Han to C-3PO "It is against my programming to impersonate a deity." --C-3PO to Han "I'm standing here in pieces, and you're having delusions of grandeur." --C-3PO to R2-D2 Yoda: "I'm looking for a great warrior." --Luke to Yoda "Wars not make one great." --Yoda "Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A Jedi craves not these things." --Yoda to Luke "I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience." --Yoda to Ben's spirit "So certain are you. Always with you it cannot be done." --Yoda to Luke "You must unlearn what you have learned." --Yoda to Luke "Try not. Do or do not. There is no try." --Yoda to Luke "I won't fail you--I'm not afraid." --Luke to Yoda "Oh, you will be. You will be." --Yoda to Luke "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? --Yoda to Luke "Luminous beings are we . . . not this crude matter." --Yoda to Luke "You want the impossible." --Luke to Yoda "I don't believe it." --Luke to Yoda "That is why you fail." --Yoda to Luke "When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not." --Yoda to Luke "Twilight is upon me and soon night must fall. That is the way of things . . . the way of the Force." --Yoda On Taking the responsibility: "It's not my fault!" --C-3PO "It's not my fault!" --Lando Calrissian "It's not my fault!" --Han Solo On that farm boy we all know and love: "Luke's just not a farmer, Owen. He has too much of his father in him." --Beru Lars "But I was going into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters." --Luke to Owen Lars "You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done." --Owen Lars to Luke "I can't get involved. I've got work to do." --Luke to Ben Kenobi "Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy!" --Han to Luke "I'm not such a bad pilot myself!" --Luke to Han "You have taken your first step into a larger world." --Ben to Luke "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" --Leia to disguised Luke "I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you." --Luke to Leia "This is some rescue!" --Leia "Great kid! Don't get cocky." --Han to Luke "It's not impossible. I used to bull's-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home." --Luke to Wedge Antilles "The Force is strong with this one!" --Vader (concerning Luke) "Don't worry about Master Luke . . . He's quite clever you know . . . for a human being." --C-3PO to R2-D2 "You look strong enough to pull the ears off a gundark." --Han to Luke "The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi." --Emperor to Vader "Impressive . . . most impressive." --Vader to Luke "You have learned much young one." --Vader to Luke "You'll find I'm full of surprises." --Luke to Vader "Only your hatred can destroy me." --Vader to Luke "You are beaten. It is useless to resist." --Vader to Luke "Luke's crazy. He can't even take care of himself, much less rescue anybody." --Han to Chewbacca "I warn you not to underestimate my powers." --Luke to Jabba "You can not escape your destiny." --Ben to Luke "I'm looking forward to completing your training. In time you will call me Master." --Emperor to Luke "Your overconfidence is your weakness." --Luke to Emperor "Your faith in your friends is yours." --Emperor to Luke Places, we all live in them so why not: "If there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from." --Luke to C-3PO (concerning Tatooine) "The Jundland Wastes are not to be traveled lightly." --Ben "Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy." --Ben "Watch your step. This place can be a little rough." --Ben (concerning the Mos Eisley Cantina) "There isn't enough life on this ice cube to fill a space cruiser." --Han Solo (concerning Hoth) "Your tauntaun'll freeze before you reach the first marker." --Rebel to Han "Then I'll see you in Hell." --Han to Rebel "Hurry up, goldenrod, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!" --Han to C-3PO (concerning Hoth) "Oh, I told you it was dangerous here." --C-3PO (concerning the moon of Endor) The Stuck up princess: "I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board!" --Leia to Grand Moff Tarkin "Charming to the last. You don't how hard I found it signing the order to terminate your life." --Tarkin to Leia "Into the garbage chute, flyboy." --Leia to Han "What an incredible smell you've discovered." --Han to Leia "Wonderful girl! Either I'm gonna kill her or I'm beginning to like her." --Han "I don't know who you are, or where you came from, but from now on, you do as I tell you. Okay?" --Leia to Han "Why, you stuck-up . . . half-witted . . . scruffy-looking nerf-herder!" --Leia to Han "I am not a committee!" --Leia to Han "Someday you're gonna be wrong, and I just hope I'm there to see it." --Leia to Han "You do have your moments. Not many of them, but you do have them." --Leia to Han Chewie: "It's not wise to upset a Wookiee." --Han to C-3PO "But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid." --C-3PO to Han "That's 'cause a droid don't pull people's arms outta their sockets when they lose." --Han to C-3PO "I suggest a new strategy, Artoo. Let the Wookiee win." --C-3PO to R2-D2 "Come here you big coward!" --Han to Chewbacca "Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?" --Princess Leia (concerning Chewbacca) "Laugh it up, fuzzball." --Han to Chewbacca "I'm backwards, you flea-bitten furball." --C-3PO to Chewbacca "I'm terribly sorry about all this. After all, he's only a Wookiee." --C-3PO to Lando "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me." --C-3PO "Great, Chewie! Great! Always thinking with your stomach." --Han The Fat slug formally known as Jabba: "What if everyone who smuggled for me dropped their cargo at the first sign of an Imperial starship?" --Jabba to Han "Jabba, you're a wonderful human being." --Han to Jabba "If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you'd probably short-circuit." --C-3PO to R2-D2 "This bounty hunter is my kind of scum. Fearless and inventive." --Jabba (concerning Boushh) "You may have been a good smuggler, but now you're bantha fodder." --Jabba to Han "Greetings, Exalted One." --Luke to Jabba "There will be no bargain, young Jedi. I shall enjoy watching you die." --Jabba to Luke "The great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pleas." --C-3PO for Jabba "Threepio, you tell that slimy piece of worm-ridden filth he'll get no such pleasure from us." --Han Imperial Relations "This is a consular ship. We're on a diplomatic mission." --Rebel Officer to Vader "Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those plans and bring me the passengers. I want them alive." --Vader to Imperial Officer "There's one! Set for stun." --Stormtrooper "Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time." --Vader to Leia "You are part of the Rebel Alliance . . . and a traitor. Take her away!" --Vader to Leia "There'll be no one to stop us this time." --Vader to Imperial Officer "Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of this battle station." --Tarkin (concerning the Death Star) "I think it is time we demonstrated the full power of this station." --Tarkin (concerning the Death Star) "You may fire when ready." --Tarkin "This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Kenobi and will soon see the end of the Rebellion." --Vader "Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances!" --Tarkin "Apology accepted, Captain Needa." --Vader, after strangling Needa "I want them alive--no disintegrations." --Vader to bounty hunters "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further." --Vader to Lando "The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am." --Vader to Moff Jerjerrod (commander of the second Death Star) "Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen." --Emperor to Vader "They'll have that shield down on time . . . or this'll be the shortest offensive of all time." --Lando "Freeze! You Rebel scum!" --Imperial Officer to Han Speaking of Han... "Han Solo, I'm captain of the Millennium Falcon." --Han to Ben and Luke "Sorry about the mess." --Han to Wuher (bartender) (after blasting Greedo) "Even I get boarded sometimes." --Han to Greedo "Han, my boy, you disappoint me." --Jabba to Han "If you fail me again, I'll put a price on your head so big you won't be able to go near a civilized system." --Jabba to Han "Look, Jabba, next time you want to talk to me, come and see me yourself. Don't send one of those twerps." --Han to Jabba "Don't everbody thank me at once." --Han "Bring 'em on! I prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around." --Han "Listen, if you were to rescue her, the reward would be . . . well, more wealth than you can imagine." --Luke to Han "I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit." --Han to Luke "I take orders from just one person: Me!" --Han to Leia "It's a wonder you're still alive." --Leia to Han "You know, sometimes I amaze even myself." --Han "Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess . . . I'm in it for the money!" --Han to Leia "You're friend is quite a mercenary." --Leia to Luke (concerning Han) "What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it?" --Han "Hey, I knew there was more to you than money." --Leia to Han "Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately three thousand, seven hundred and twenty to one." --C-3PO to Han "Never tell me the odds!" --Han "You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake; well, this could be it, sweetheart." --Han to Leia "Impossible man." --C-3PO (concerning Han) "His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately." --C-3PO to Han "Good. I hate long waits." --Han to C-3PO "Well, short help is better than no help at all." --Han (concerning Ewoks) "I'm rather embarrassed General Solo, but it appears you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor." --C-3PO to Han Family Bonding: "Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough." --Ben to Luke (concerning the lightsaber) "Much anger in him, like his father." --Yoda (concerning Luke) "I am your father." --Vader to Luke "Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son." --Vader to Luke "I know there is good in you. The Emperor hasn't driven it from you fully." --Luke to Vader "Search your feelings, Father . . . Let go of your hate." --Luke to Vader "It is pointless to resist, my son." --Vader to Luke "I will not fight you, Father." --Luke to Vader "Your thoughts betray you, Father. I feel the good in you . . . the conflict." --Luke to Vader "I'll never turn to the dark side . . . I am a Jedi, like my father before me." --Luke "So be it, Jedi." --Emperor to Luke "Just for once let me look on you with my own eyes." --Vader (dying) to Luke "I've got to save you." --Luke to Anakin Skywalker "You already have, Luke." --Anakin to Luke oh Obi! "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope." --Hologram of Princess Leia "Obi-Wan Kenobi? Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time . . . a long time." --Ben Kenobi "I was once a Jedi Knight, the same as your father." --Ben to Luke "In my experience, there is no such thing as luck." --Ben to Han "That's no moon! It's a space station." --Ben (concerning the Death Star) "Who's the more foolish . . . the fool or the fool who follows him?" --Ben to Han "Where did you dig up that old fossil?" --Han to Luke "There are alternatives to fighting." --Ben to Han "When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master." --Vader to Ben "Your powers are weak, old man." --Vader to Ben "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." --Ben to Vader "You should not have come back." --Vader to Ben "Luke, don't give in to the hate--that leads to the dark side." --Ben's spirit to Luke "You're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view." --Ben's spirit to Luke About Love: "Don't get all mushy on me." --Han to Leia "Afraid I was going to leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?" --Han to Leia "I'd just as soon kiss a wookiee." --Leia to Han "I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss!" --Han to Leia "I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight." --Han to Leia "I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain." --Leia to Han "Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited." --Leia to Han "Sorry, sweetheart. We haven't got time for anything else." --Han to Leia "You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life." --Han to Leia "I happen to like nice men." --Leia "I'm a nice man." --Han "No, your not." --Leia "I love you!" --Leia to Han "I know." --Han to Leia "I love you." --Han to Leia "I know." --Leia to Han Lovable Lando: "Lando Calrissian. He's a card player, gambler, scoundrel. You'd like him." --Han to Leia "Why you slimy, double-crossing, no good swindler!" --Lando greeting Han "I'm responsible these days. It's the price you pay for being successful." --Lando "You fixed us all real good, didn't you? My friend!" --Han to Lando "I got my own problems." --Lando to Han "You certainly have a way with people." --Leia to Lando "Here goes nothing." --Lando heading into the Death Star Ah...gunguns, epsiode I: Obi-Wan Kenobi: You were banished because you were clumsy? After a pod racer crashes and explodes into a billion pieces. Beed: I don't care what universe you're from, that's got to hurt! Governor Sio Bibble: A communications disruption could mean only one thing: invasion. Obi-Wan Kenobi: Master Yoda says I should be mindful of the future. Qui-Gon Jinn: But not at the expense of the present. Daultay Dofine: This game of yours has failed, Lord Sidious! The blockade is finished. We dare not go against the Jedi! Darth Sidious: Viceroy, I don't want to see this stunted slime in my sight again. Shmi Skywalker: Now, be brave, and don't look back. Qui-Gon Jinn: I need to speak to the Jedi Council. The situation has become much more complicated. Anakin: Are you an angel? Padme: What? Anakin: An angel. I've heard the deep space pilots talk about them. They live on the moons of Iego, I think. They're the most beautiful creatures in the universe. Padme: You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much? Anakin: I listen to all the traders and star pilots who come through here. I'm a pilot, you know, and someday I'm going to fly away from this place. Amidala/Padme: You're a slave? Anakin Skywalker: I'm a person and my name is Anakin. Qui-Gon Jinn: Feel, don't think. Use your instincts. Qui-Gon: Greed can be a very powerful ally. Senator Palpatine: There is no civility, only politics. Qui-Gon Jinn: The ablilty to speak does not make you intelligent. Watto: How are you going to pay for all this? Qui-Gon: I have twenty thousand Republic dataries. Watto: Republic credits? Republic credits are no good out here. I need something more real. waves hand Watto: No, they won't-a. Qui-Gon waves his hand more firmly Qui-Gon: Credits will do fine. Watto: No, they won't-a. What? You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Toydarian, mind tricks don't work on me. Only money. No money, no parts, no deal! Regarding returning to Otoh Gunga. Jar Jar Binks: If me be returnin, the Bosses will do terrible things to me! Tewwwwible things! Qui-Gon Jinn: Do you hear that? A rumbling is heard in the distance. Jar Jar Binks: Yeah. Qui-Gon Jinn: That is the sound of a thousand terrible things headed this way. Obi-Wan Kenobi: If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into TINY pieces and BLAST us into oblivion! Jar Jar Binks: Hmmm... yousa point is well seen. Shmi Skywalker: You can't stop change any more than you can stop the suns from setting. Obi-Wan: Don't defy the council, Master, not again. Qui-Gon: I will do what I must, Obi-Wan. Jar Jar Binks: Gungans have grand army. That's why you no liking us meesa thinks. Obi-Wan: I have a bad feeling about this. Qui-Gon: I don't sense anything. Obi-Wan: It's not about the mission, Master. It's something... elsewhere. Elusive. Queen Amidala: I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war. Qui-Gon: These Federation types are cowards. The negotiations will be brief. Darth Maul: At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. Yoda: Hard to see, the dark side is. Yoda: Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you. Anakin Skywalker: I'm a person and my name is Anakin. Artoo beeps loudly. C-3PO: I beg your pardon. What do you mean, "naked"? Darth Sidious: This turn of events is unfortunate. We must accelerate our plans, Viceroy. Begin landing your troops. Nute Gunray: Ahhh, My Lord, is that... legal? Darth Sidious: I will make it legal. Darth Sidious: Wipe them out, all of them. Anakin: You're a Jedi Knight, aren't you? Qui-Gon: What makes you think that? Anakin: I saw your laser sword. Only Jedi carry that kind of weapon. Qui-Gon: Perhaps I killed a Jedi and took it from him. Anakin: I don't think so. No one can kill a Jedi. Qui-Gon: I wish that were so. Shmi: There was no father. I carried him, I gave birth to him, I raised him. I can't explain what happened. Jar Jar Binks: Monsters out there, leaking in here. Weesa all sinking and no power. Whena yousa thinking we are in trouble? Jar Jar: Better dead here than deader in the Core. Ye gods, whatta meesa sayin'? Anakin Skywalker: Will I ever see you again? Shmi Skywalker: What does your heart tell you? Qui-Gon Jinn: There's always a bigger fish. Mace Windu: You refer to the prophecy of The One, who will bring balance to the Force. You believe it's this boy? Queen Amidala: I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a committee! C-3PO: I can assure you they will never get me onto one of those dreadful starships! Qui-Gon Jinn: I have... acquired a pod in a game of chance. The fastest ever built. Watto: I hope you didn't kill anyone I know for it. Watto: I want to see your spaceship the moment the race is over. Qui-Gon Jinn: Patience, my blue friend. Obi-Wan Kenobi: The council has granted me permission to train you. You will be a Jedi, I promise. About the Sith lords. Yoda: Always two there are. No more, no less. A master and an apprentice. Chancellor Palpatine: And you, young Skywalker; we shall watch your career with great interest. Darth Maul: At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. Darth Sidious: You have been well trained, my young apprentice. They will be no match for you. Qui-Gon Jinn: Remember, concentrate on the moment. Feel, don't think. Trust your instincts. Anakin Skywalker: I've built a racer. It's the fastest ever! There's a big race tomorrow on Boonta Eve. You could enter my pod. It's all but finished... Shmi Skywalker: Anakin, Watto won't let you... Anakin Skywalker: Watto, doesn't know I've built it. You could make him think it was yours and you could get him to let me pilot it for you. Shmi Skywalker: I don't want you to race Anni, it's awful. I die everytime Watto makes you do it. Anakin Skywalker: But mom, I love it. The prize money would more than pay for the parts they need. Anakin Skywalker: Mom, you said that the biggest problem in the universe is no one helps each other. Anakin Skywalker: But what about mom? Is she free too? You're coming too, aren't you mom? Qui-Gon Jinn: I tried to free your mother Anni, but Watto wouldn't have it. Shmi Skywalker: Son, my place is here, my future is here. It is time for you to let go. Anakin Skywalker: I will come back and free you mom, I promise. Qui-Gon Jinn: These Federation types are cowards. The negotiations will be short. Qui-Gon Jinn: Remember: Your focus determines your reality. Amidala: Our people are dying, Senator. We must do something quickly to stop the Federation. Senator Palpatine: To be realistic, your Majesty, I think we are going to have to accept Federation control for the time being.