YM Magazine’s 20 Hottest Guys
Yes, it’s
completely shallow and contrived. Which is why I decided to do a survey on it.
Rules of the game: I
will give you YM magazine's official list of 2002's
hottest guys.
You will say: "Agree/Disagree" and state why.
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“Hot” Guy |
Minna (Shane West) |
Kathy (Tom Cruise) |
Nick (Apolo Ohno) |
Peilin(Enrique Iglesias) |
Carmelle(Josh Hartnett) |
Anony (Brad Pitt) |
“Hot” Guy |
SCORES |
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Ashley Angel |
Agree—why not? Blond pop star sellout. |
Disagree—he’s just okay |
Disagree—What kind of name is
Ashley? |
Agree—somewhat hot |
Disagree |
Disagree—hey at least hehas singing talentright? well, sorta |
Ashley Angel |
Disagree |
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Agree—Curly hair and bookish
looks. Definitely nice looking. |
Disagree—dah these pictures aren’t good looking at all. |
Disagree—Self explanatory… can
you say pointy ears? |
Agree—somewhat hot |
Disagree |
Agree—mmmm very nice eyes, cute
face =) |
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Divided |
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Brandon Boyd |
Disagree—he’s a good singer and
really buff but I don’t think so |
Disagree—eee
i dont
like his hair |
Disagree—Too weird |
Disagree—No idea lol |
Agree—only because Incubus
kicks arse |
Agree—sexxxxay! |
Brandon Boyd |
Disagree |
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Hayden Christiansen |
Agree—I like his smile but
he would be even cuter if he stopped smoking |
Agree—aw man that's hard
he's mildly interesting |
Agree—Wait..
except for his creepy robotic arm. |
Disagree—ew |
Disagree |
Disagree—w/o star wars he looks
really gross |
Hayden Christiansen |
Divided |
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Craig David |
Disagree—I like his voice but
not his subjects |
Disagree—That singer guy? No. |
Disagree—I'm not feeling the afro. |
Disagree—Not hot but ooh his
voice! |
Disagree |
Agree—catchy songs, and sexy
accent! |
Craig David |
Disagree |
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Jimmy Fallon |
Disagree—I don’t know him so I
disagree |
Disagree—He looks like a ladykiller |
Agree—In addition to ok
looks, he can make me laugh :*) |
Disagree—No |
Disagree |
Agree—he is so funny that hes cute =) |
Jimmy Fallon |
Disagree |
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Josh Hartnett |
Disagree—Sometimes; I only like
him when he has hair |
Agree-- he's a lil scrawny body wise but he's like grungy cute |
Agree—agree with the
exception of his tumorous growth. |
Disagree—Can you say HICK? |
Agree |
Agree—clingy tight wife
beater in pearl harbor =D |
Josh Hartnett |
Agree |
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Enrique Iglesias |
Disagree—I think he's trying to
look dreamy in his photo but he ends up looking stoned |
Disagree—Not my kind of guy (how many times have I said that?) |
Agree—What pretty eyes and
dark complection. |
Agree—BY FAR THE DAMN
SEXIEST MAN ALIVE (second to |
Disagree—really disagree |
Agree—sexy... buh lose the mole, hun |
Enrique Iglesias |
Divided |
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Ashton Kutcher |
Disagree—Nice pretty eyes, but
why does he have to smoke? Typecast. |
Disagree—ee,
no |
Disagree—Stupidity is a turn
off for me… dood.. where's your car?? |
Agree—Hotty in Bellbottoms |
Disagree |
Disagree—the 70's called... thy
want their hair style back... |
Ashton Kutcher |
Disagree |
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Heath Ledger |
Disagree—I didn’t like that
movie, period |
Disagree—i didnt
like his hair in that movie |
Disagree—Greasy hair sux.. |
Agree—Rugged |
Disagree |
Disagree—he should keep his knight
mask on ;) |
Heath Ledger |
Disagree |
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Tobey Maguire |
Agree—Nerdiness is cool. Seems like a nice guy |
Disagree |
Agree—What fine eyes and
dark hair.. |
Disagree—No Way |
Disagree –(dudet...i'm
hard to please >.<) |
Disagree—mmmm he was great as spiderman tho! |
Tobey Maguire |
Disagree |
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Fabrizio Moretti |
Disagree—Who now? |
Agree—Interesting name. |
Disagree—Something about his
hair |
Agree—I certainly like the
name |
Disagree |
Disagree |
Fabrizio Moretti |
Disagree |
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Anson Mount |
Disagree—He was in that Britney
Spears movie. Sad. |
Disagree—EWWWW |
Disagree—He can’t act |
Agree—allright…no cuts however |
Agree |
Agree—la la
la =) |
Anson Mount |
Divided |
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Nelly |
Agree—Any guy who wears baby
blue gets points |
Disagree—Any guy who has baby
blue has.. issues.. |
Disagree—Too ghetto for
sheltered me |
Disagree—Ew gross |
Disagree |
Disagree—nelly aint
hot in here, so keep on all his clothes! |
Nelly |
Disagree |
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Apolo Ohno |
Agree—wish he would shave
off his goatee but he has a friendly smile and he skates! |
Disagree—speed skaters have
funny.. bodies |
Agree—Half Japanese.. tight spandex.. how much closer to perfection can you get?? |
Agree—hoTTEEE ON SKATES =) |
Disagree |
Agree—he's okayyyyyy... buh he ONLY got
silver ;) |
Apolo Ohno |
Agree |
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Ja Rule |
Disagree—I don’t go for buff
beefcakes and he isn’t wearing baby blue |
Disagree—another...
"unfriendly" guy |
Disagree—Something just doesn’t
click |
Disagree—ew gross again…I hate
rappers or neo soul ar |
Disagree |
Agree—sexy body and voice |
Ja Rule |
Disagree |
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Justin Timberlake |
Disagree—Evil evil man and his lip gloss |
Disagree—EEEWW gross |
Agree—Even though he seems
like a jerk he has such a cute face. |
Disagree—gross…why’s he popular at all? |
Agree |
Disagree—x1,000,000… lol... iono... hes cute buh so annoying and
shallow |
Justin Timberlake |
Disagree |
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Usher |
Agree—Nice tummy, that Usher |
Agree—He’s cuter than hot |
Agree—Beautiful voice,
muscular body. |
Agree—can you say hot body ? =) |
Disagree |
Agree— HOTTTTTT !!! |
Usher |
Agree |
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Tom Welling |
Agree—He has an action
figure! |
Agree—omg he's sooo hot in this picture |
Agree—Duh, he's superman! |
Agree—nice profile… awsome eyes….hotty |
Agree |
Agree—heh too much hair =) buh still good |
Tom Welling |
Agree |
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Shane West |
Agree—when you type in shane west on google, you get
pictures of fat cowboys |
Disagree—I…. |
Disagree—Naw.. |
Agree—somewhat allright…average guy |
Disagree |
Agree—CUTE smile =D (thats where it really counts) |
Shane West |
Divided |
Observations:
TOM WELLING was the only guy to
receive perfect marks.
NELLY was saved from banishment because Minna preferred Baby
Blue
APOLO OHNO is the only athlete on the list
Anoy saved Craig David from banishment
No girls acknowledged JIMMY FALLON
Peilin redeemed Heath Ledger and Ashton Kutcher
FABRIZIO MORETTI received votes for having a cool name
None of the guys listed are of
complete Asian descent
All the African American guys
listed are song artists
ELIJAH WOOD isn’t on the list
Ten of the guys are Actors
ultppb: who is ashley angel
and "usher"
ultppb: what a silly name
ultppb: i cant do it ;( it gives me alcohol tremors
ultppb: i only know half of
them anyways
jedichink8: you should be asking
why you aren't on there, silly
ultppb: oh i know i am very insulted
ultppb: that damn trash magazine
jedichink8: it's okay. your wits are
superior to all
ultppb: *flex* indeed.
jedichink8: besides, they left some
people out, like tom cruise, hugh
dancy. that other hugh...mike peng...careless of them
*tsk tsk*