Hi everyone and welcome to my website. It takes an awful long time to load.  Sorry about that. To your left is a collection of works. Don't worry, they won't load into this box. I wouldn't subject you to that kind of torture. Like I've always said, content is supposed to be a significant degree above the structure of the site iself. That's why I've made the content on this site ten times worse than the site.

"a day in the life"-- just a blog that is not updated often. Also includes some essays and mutterings and letters to the editor.

"short stories" -- some stories are short, others are long.  Go fig.

"poetry" -- 'self explanatory, I hope,' said the pope who was a dope. Also includes lyrics that are and aren't mine.

"novels" -- really long works of dullardness, updated once in a blue moon. I never finish novels because my ideas almost always end up sucky.

"art" -- drawings, sketches, ghettoness, fan art, photoshop.

Links--other places on the web

Lucky Cow--sometimes I'll have something interesting online and I'll want to download it. For example, a trailer. But how to download it to my harddrive? I make the cow page and become a leech. Here I share my most recent leeching with the general public.