FAVORITE BOOKS:

Favorite Books of All Time:
The Catcher in the Rye (Salinger)
Les Miserables (Hugo)

Favorite Science Fiction/Fantasy Book:
Brave New World (Huxley)
Runner ups:
Moving Mars (Bear)
The Evergence Trilogy (Williams/Dix)
Ender's Game(Card)
The Princess Bride(Goldman)

Favorite Non-Fiction Stuff
Bathroom Reader
Voices from Vietnam (Denenberg)

Favorite Short Story:
"The Flying Machine" (Bradbury)
Runner ups:
"Uhl Earl Kohneg" (Jackson)--surprisingly from the Star Wars Adventure Journal

Favorite Play/Script
"The Crucible" (Miller)
Runner ups:
"Memento" (Nolan)
"E.T. The Extraterrestrial" (Mathieson)
"Cyrano de Bergerac" (Rostand)
"The Empire Strikes Back" (Kasdan)
"Macbeth" (Shakespeare)

Favorite YA Books:
A Wrinkle in Time (L'Engle)
Runner Ups:
Walk Two Moons(Creech)--you must read this book!
His Dark Materials Trilogy (The Golden Compass, The Subtle Knife, The Amber Spyglass (Pullman)
Harry Potter Series (Rowling)
Animorphs(Applegate)--it was actually a pretty good series...*blink*
The Face on the Milk Carton(Cooney)
Ramona Quimby Series(Cleary)
The Castle in the Attic(Winthrop)
Ella Enchanted(Levine)
The Giver(Lowry)
Mara, Daughter of the Nile(McGraw)
The Witch of Blackbird Pond
The True Confessions of Charlotte Doyle(Avi)
Miriam's Well(Ruby)
Agnes the Sheep(Taylor)

Favortie Kiddie Books:
Clifford (Bridwell)--yes, a red dog who suffered from giantism
Paddington Bear(Bond)
Corduroy(Freeman)
Winnie the Pooh(Milne)
I Love You Forever(McGraw)
Peter Pan(Barrie)--a misogynist piece of racist crap...and yet i like it?!?

Favorite Fairy Tales:
Swan Lake--suicidal birdies
Sleeping Beauty
The Little Mermaid--suicidal mermaid
Eleven Swans--okay, so I had a thing for swans and suicides...so sue me...

Fart Books--no thinking involved what-so-ever: pure fluff for fun
The Princess Diaries (Cabot)--courtesy of Karen, the Queen of Sheba
Star Wars Novels (Various Authors)--most of them are fun though, or I wouldn't devour them like chocolates...
The Babysitters Club (Martin)--*gag* Kristy, Claudia, Stacey, Dawn, Mary Ann, whatever
Christopher Pike Novels--Fun horror stuff, but farty.
Roswell High (Mietz)--*eep!* *eep!*
Books by Mercedes Lackey--I've decided she is farty
Sweet Valley High--they're just nauseatingly delicious.
Mission to Mount Yoda--I swear, that is the name of a kiddie star wars book. Think literally. Horny authors.

(constantly updated and subject to change)