| puer vespertinus: im miss cleo in disguise Jedidiah4u: hehehe Jedidiah4u: creep puer vespertinus: yep thats me puer vespertinus: i have a big fat juicy chocolate tw*t Jedidiah4u: omgosh puer vespertinus: and its filled with coconuts Jedidiah4u: sick Jedidiah4u: BARF bARF puer vespertinus: lol puer vespertinus: didnt you know puer vespertinus: girls store stuff up there puer vespertinus: like adress books Jedidiah4u: hahah whatever puer vespertinus: and a change of clothes Jedidiah4u: thats GROSS puer vespertinus: youll think twice before you use youre girlfriends cell phone again Jedidiah4u: haha Jedidiah4u: sick puer vespertinus: you use your cellphone as a d*ldo? puer vespertinus: i think you may have something there puer vespertinus: send and recieve text messages Jedidiah4u: ewwww.... Jedidiah4u: sick o puer vespertinus: and get it up the *ss all at the same time! puer vespertinus: they could call it the d*ldophone Jedidiah4u: stop puer vespertinus: or vibraphone puer vespertinus: or poke-n-chat Jedidiah4u: sick puer vespertinus: or tweeting tw*t puer vespertinus: and check insulin for diabetics puer vespertinus: ew a bug landed on me! Jedidiah4u: hehe puer vespertinus: use your lizard tongue Jedidiah4u: haha whatever.. Jedidiah4u: creep O puer vespertinus: im gunna bite your *ss and give you west nile.... puer vespertinus: brb im going to get a glass of milk puer vespertinus: :-\ puer vespertinus: i stepped on a piece of glass puer vespertinus: you put it there! puer vespertinus: kiss it puer vespertinus: my fooooooootttttttttt!!!!!!!!! Jedidiah4u: ewww Jedidiah4u: feet are soo gross Jedidiah4u: go to the hospital puer vespertinus: youre weird puer vespertinus: how can you not like feet? puer vespertinus: its a piece of the human body puer vespertinus: feet are a masterpiece of billions of years of evolution! puer vespertinus: too bad they cant think of a way to make them less smelly |