| Reasons to Be a Pirate ~ You get a cool hat. ~ Stealing things is fun. ~ Fun slang like "savvy", "mate", and of course "Yarr." ~ Rebels are sexy. ~ You don't take no crap from nobody. ~ Shipwide sing-alongs. ~ Nichnames like "Bootlace" and "Blackbeird." ~ Nothing is cooler than pulling one over on the athorities. ~ Sharp pointy things. I rest my case. ~ Swinging around in the rigging! :D Weeeeee! ~ All the rum you can drink. ~ Who dosn't look snazzy in a head scarf? ~ You can act like a complete flamer and still have all the girls swoon over you because you're JUST THAT AWSOME. ~ Cool pets like parrots and monkeys. |
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