Reasons to Be a Pirate

~ You get a cool hat.
~ Stealing things is fun.
~ Fun slang like "savvy", "mate", and of course "Yarr."
~ Rebels are sexy.
~ You don't take no crap from nobody.
~ Shipwide sing-alongs.
~ Nichnames like "Bootlace" and "Blackbeird."
~ Nothing is cooler than pulling one over on the athorities.
~ Sharp pointy things. I rest my case.
~ Swinging around in the rigging! :D Weeeeee!
~ All the rum you can drink.
~ Who dosn't look snazzy in a head scarf?
~ You can act like a complete flamer and still have all the girls swoon over you because you're JUST THAT AWSOME.
~ Cool pets like parrots and monkeys.
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