1. The Pope (Funny hat, cool job, bitchen car, and the best title ever.)
2. Vladimir Putin (Try to say �Putin� without laughing. I dare you.)
3. Winston Churchill (Funny AND smart.)
4. J.R.R. Tolkien (Goes without saying.)
5. The old fairy guy in a tutu at the Renaissance festival (Also goes without saying.)
6. Shel Silverstien (Awesome poems, but sorta scary looking.)
7. Rold Dalph (Got his nose cut off but still tells a kickass nonsense story.)
8. Paul McCartney (Still the cute one.)