* Drowning in a pool of molten lava.
* Trampled by camals.
* Eaten by priannas.
* Attacked by killer woodpeckers.
* Run over by train driven by rhinosarus.
* Eaten by giraffes.
* Eaten by vegan blondes.
* Gang raped by your worshipers.
* Squashed by falling satillite.
* Falling victem to a cult based soley on the idea of sacrificing YOU.
* Strangled by g-string.
* Playing tag with cheetas.
* Eating a poisoned pancake... and then being eaten by Mehdi. (Hi Jamie! ^.^)
* Death by toaster.
* Death by ugly stick.
* Getting sculiosos, polio, the bends and diptheria all at once.