Jay: I can't wait to die.
Forrest Gump: I sure hope I don't let him down.
Pep: You will, once he sees your haircut.
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| Dogma | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Rufus: You know what the dead do with most of their time? They watch the living. Especially in the shower. Jay: I can't wait to die. |
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| Loki: Any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down sulfur takes a huge level of endurance. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Rufus: What he really hates is the shit that gets carries out in his name. Wars. Bigotry. Televangelism. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Metatron: You tell someone you're a Metatron, they stare at you blankly. You mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everyone is a theology scholar. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| President: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Dan: Two standing orders in this platoon. One: Take care of your feet. Two: Try not to do anything stupid, like getting yourself killed. Forrest Gump: I sure hope I don't let him down. |
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| Forrest Gump (voice over): Now, I don't know much about anything, but I think that some of America's best young men served in this war. There was Dallas, from Phoenix. Cleveland, he was from Detroit. And Tex was, well I don't remember where Tex came from. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Dragnet | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Narrator: Your attention please. The story your about to see is true, the names have been changed to protect the innocent. For example: George Baker is now called "Sylvia Wiss." | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Joe Friday: Yeah, well just go ahead and chuckle away mister. I don't hear God laughing. Pep: You will, once he sees your haircut. |
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| Fight Club | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Tyler Durden: Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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