Said the starship to the helm boy,
Do you see what I see?
Way up on the bridge, helm boy,
Do you see what I see?
A pair, a pair, denying what they know,
Why not let their feelings show?
Why not let their feelings show?
Said the helm boy to the engineer,
Do you hear what I hear?
Whispered through the decks, engineer,
Do you hear what I hear?
A heart, a heart, breaking in the dark,
Let's forget her ex-fianc�, Mark,
Let's forget her ex-fianc�, Mark.
Said the engineer to the hologram,
Do you know what I know?
In your sickbay kept, hologram,
Do you know what I know?
My friends, my friends, have opened up their hearts,
It has brought them goodness and love,
It has brought them goodness and love.
Said the doctor to the Voyager crew,
Listen to what I say:
Hope for love, crewmen everywhere,
Listen to what I say:
The love, the love, holding us together,
It will bring us happiness and joy!
It will bring us happiness and joy!
Come, I told them,
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
"She is the captain."
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
A pocket watch I bear,
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
To lay before her.
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Rum-pum-pum-pum
Rum-pum-pum-pum
So to celebrate,
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
her birthday.
Captain Janeway,
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
I am a Maquis guy.
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
I have no gift to bring,
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
That's fit to give a queen.
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Rum-pum-pum-pum
Rum-pum-pum-pum
Shall I tell, for you,
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
A story?
Janeway nodded.
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
It was an ancient legend.
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
I told my story for her.
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
I did my best for her.
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Rum-pum-pum-pum
Rum-pum-pum-pum
Then I smiled at her,
Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Me and my smile!
J et C
Starship captain, fine first officer,
Dressed in strict starfleet style;
In the air there's a feeling... for "shippers".
Trek fans watching, and obssessing,
Sending mail after mail;
And on ev'ry message board you see:
J-et-C, J-et-C,
If they would only ...let it be.
"Please, please", hear us scream,
Soon we will have what we dream!
Starfleet protocol, sense of guilt,
Let's just let all that melt,
As the crew rushes home to their loved ones.
Stop denying, and the teasing,
Just stop torturing us;
Santa, bring us what we all want this year:
J-et-C, J-et-C,
If they would only ...let it be.
"Please, please", hear us scream,
Soon we will have what we dream!
Merry Christmas!!
We saw Janeway kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see us creep
To the bridge to have a peep;
She thought we were off duty
In our quarters fast asleep.
Then we saw Janeway tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh what a laugh it would have been
If Chakotay had only seen
Janeway kissing Santa Claus last night!
(In case it isn't obvious, Chakotay is disguised as Santa Claus in this song.)
