This Wont Be Painless: The Story Of The Wives
By Selenite

Hortencia,
Won't you talk to me?
"Not now, you worthless wretch.
I'm gardening.
The scents of my flowers
Bring comfort to my soul.
You, however, Zoltan,
Only bring evil cold."
Then goodbye, my 'Tencia, I haven't
told you
This won't be painless...

Victoria,
Don't waste your time.
"Sorry, bloke,
My only solace is wine.
You hate me,
And you know that I'm
Forced to be addicted to the sweet
grapevine."
Victoria, it's been sublime.
This won't be painless...

Leonora,
Won't you quiet down?
"Don't tell me to be quiet, you
clown.
You never talk to me, so I have to
talk to you.
It's the only way
I can hope to get through!"
Iubeo te, Leonora! I'll silence you!
This won't be painless...

Regina,
All you do is eat.
"Food is great,
And you're certainly no treat.
You're a shiftless husband
In a grouchy mood.
The only thing I want is food!"
So you like to eat? Think food's a
treat?
This won't be painless...

Marie,
You won't kill me now.
"Yes I will, Zoltan,
And I know how.
The pendulum will be your demise
I'll enjoy hearing your anguished
cries."
Marie, I've got the advantage now.
This won't be painless...

Adrienne,
What's wrong with you?
"Nothing, Don, I swear it's true.
I love you but I feel like lead.
I sure wish that you were dead.
You're hateful and cold and mean,
The worst husband I've ever seen!"
Then you'll go to the blade machine.
This won't be painless . . .


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