Donald Gordon bent over at the sink in his second-floor darkroom,
developing some pictures he had recently taken. As the blank
pictures swirled around in the developing bath and began to imprint
themselves with color, Don thought about how fitting an analogy the
photographs were to his own life.
"During that one year after I killed Adrienne, and before I married
Betty," he muttered to himself, letting his oily hair fall in his
eyes again, "I don't know, but it really seems like--like I stopped
acting like a psycho. I didn't kill anyone, I never got abnormally
angry, and I even, after much soul-searching, gave--the bodies--a
decent burial in empty graves in the crypt. It was like my mind was
clean and blank, like undeveloped pictures. Now that I'm married and
have kids--" Don swallowed hard. "I've turned psycho again. I
don't like my wife, I don't like my kids--I even don't like myself."
He sighed heavily, taking the now developed pictures out of the toxic
solution.
He looked towards the sink counter, and there he saw the bottle of
drain cleaner that Adrienne had bought for him--and had thrown
violently in his face--ever so long ago. "If I swallow that drain
cleaner," Don thought, "then all this will be over. The truth is--I
don't like my life." Slowly, almost stealthily, Don stepped over to
the counter and picked up the bottle of drain cleaner.
Suddenly, a loud knock at the door startled him into putting the
bottle that would have saved his life back on the counter.
"Don?" Betty's voice called, neutral at first, and then more harshly.
"Don!" cried the voice. "Open up this door right now!" A few more
raps punctuated it for emphasis. Don heard a baby--his baby--crying,
and also the inquisitive little knock of his daughter, Marie.
"Daddy?" she asked. "Are you in there?"
Don sighed and reluctantly unlocked the darkroom door. He faced an
angry Betty, who was holding his one-year-old son Jason. Marie, a
thin, sprightly two-year-old, was standing to Betty's right, looking
a little worried.
"Yeah?" Don asked Betty sharply. "What do you want? Can't you see
I'm busy?" He gestured toward the inside of his cluttered darkroom.
Betty sighed and planted her feet wide apart, her lips a firm line.
"I'm busy too, you know," she countered rather bitterly. "Taking
care of a toddler and a one-year-old all by myself is a lot more work
than piddling around in some stupid darkroom with pictures of
landscapes all day!"
Don grabbed Betty's arm fiercely, even though she was holding Jason.
"Don't tell me what's work and what's not, you little witch," he
growled. "Who do you think gets all the money to put food on the
table here, huh? Not the Money Fairies, honey, and certainly not
YOU!" Don gnashed his teeth a little. "Now, what do you want,
anyway?" he asked. Marie hid a little behind her mother's protective
stance.
Betty held Jason out to Don. "Take him," she said firmly. "Please.
I just want you to hold him for a minute. He's YOUR son, Don."
Don sighed, reached out, and took Jason into his arms. Despite his
father's sudden violent temper, the dark-haired baby calmed down a
little, cooing softly. Don looked at Jason without interest at
first, then with a tiny spark of affection, and at last with a groan
of disgust and a wrinkled nose.
"Agggh!" he gagged. "Betty, this kid smells like a garbage dump!
Can't you change his diaper or something?"
Betty smirked. "I can. I've changed every single one of Marie's.
But I bet you can't, Donald Gordon. You think you're so smart, but
you probably can't change one single diaper. You know, Don, it's
time you started being a responsible FATHER. So far, I've done all
the feeding, the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, and basically
all the caretaking. There's a reason why there's a pair in the word
'parenthood'. And you not only have Jason, you also have Marie, so
that means you have TWO children to take care of. So get out of that
darkroom, Donald Gordon, and grow up!"
"I AM GROWN UP!" he shouted. "Listen, Betty, if I change this
filthy, stinkin' diaper, will that make you happy so that you'll shut
up?" he asked.
Betty sighed. "Yes," she answered. "One diaper. That's all I ask.
Come up to the third-floor bathroom with me." She gently took Jason
back from Don's arms, turned, and started to walk up the steep wooden
stairs. Don followed, with two-year-old Marie close at his heels.
"Daddy?" asked Marie. "What's wrong?" Her toddler's voice was
filled with genuine, but not smothering, concern.
Don turned around, knelt down, and squeezed his daughter's arm a
little too hard. "Marie," he warned. "I'm going to ask you to be
quiet for Daddy now, okay?" His eyes contained a dangerous light.
"Just be a good little girl and be quiet, and Daddy will give you a
sucker. Okay?" He smiled, and Marie nodded, wisely not saying
another word as she followed her father up the stairs.
"I like Marie a lot better than Jason," Don thought to himself as he
climbed the stairs. He could smell his son only a few feet away.
"Marie's cute and funny, and at least she knows when to keep her
mouth shut. Jason--all he does is eat, sleep, cry, spit up, burp,
pee and poop." He winced.
They reached the bathroom, and Betty laid Jason down on the changing
table. "Now," she ordered, "take his pants off, and then his
diaper." She put her hands on her hips.
Don sighed, wiggled Jason out of his pants forcefully, and then
unfastened the tabs on his diaper. Lifting up the baby's legs, Don
pulled the soiled garment out from under his dirty son. The smell
and sight of the diaper almost made him gag.
"Aggh!" he choked as he reached for one of the Pop-Up Baby Wipes with
one hand and tossed the dirty diaper in the garbage can with the
other. "That thing stinks!"
Betty laughed. "Get used to it, Bub. One's nose gets accustomed to
poop after, say, fifty diapers full of it. By the way, he's much too
messy for wipes. Normally, those would work, but his butt needs a
good soaping up. Take him to the sink."
Don gagged again, cursing Betty and her stupid demands for being a
'responsible father' under his breath, and slipped his messy son into
the sink, filling it up with warm water. Jason cooed and relaxed,
and Don held him as gently as he dared. If he would have had HIS
way, he would have strangled the poop-covered pipsqueak.
"Well, what are you waiting for?" asked Betty, handing him a
washcloth. "Get this wet, soap it up real good, and get to work."
Don gnashed his teeth and did as he was told, grumbling the whole
time he soaped Jason clean. This was humiliating. Being ordered
around by his WIFE, of all people, and then washing the puny butt of
the child he never wanted to have. Actually, he had never wanted to
have either child, but apparently Betty had never heard of a concept
called ' birth control' or thought it was a sin.
Once Jason was clean, Don began the second terrible ordeal of
struggling his baby into a new diaper, which, in a way, was worse
than the first because Jason kept kicking, squirming, and going
'Yeee!', as if he delighted in tormenting his father like this. To
top it all off, just as Don was about to fasten the last tab on the
diaper, Jason peed in his face!
"Ha ha ha!" giggled Marie, stifling her mouth with her tiny hand.
Don whirled around. "SHUT UP, Marie!" he shouted. "No sucker for
you! You hear that? No sucker, Marie! Bad girl!" Marie pouted
sadly and walked towards her mother.
"Don't you ever tell my daughter to shut up, Donald David Gordon!"
Betty snapped. "Now, for the love of heaven, just CLEAN him off
again, PUT his darn diaper on, and let's get OUT of here! Honestly!"
she huffed.
Don growled, deep in his throat, as he finally finished doing the
simple task of changing his own son's soiled diaper. How dare he.
How dare Betty. How dare Marie. How dare them all.
"They'll pay," he grumbled to himself. "They'll all pay. I don't
care if it takes sixteen years. Every single one of them will PAY
for making a fool out of me! I'm sick of it! I'm not a fool!
They--will--PAY!"
Meanwhile, Don's family looked on. Betty sighed bitterly, wondering
why she had ever married this horrible man, this sorry excuse for a
human being. Jason cooed confusedly, not really knowing what was
going on except that he had a clean diaper and his daddy was really
mad. Only Marie knew that something was terribly wrong, and not
because she didn't get a sucker. She may have been only two years
old, but she was a smart two-year-old.
"Somefing wrong," she muttered softly. "Daddy reawwy mad. Maybe
Daddy need help," Marie concluded, and left the bathroom.