Anal Mullet
2) How did it get that name?
We were thinking of a cool name for our band and we were talking about mullets and I
was like, “Wouldn’t an Anal Mullet be really cool?” and the name just stuck
3) How would you describe your music?
Grindcore, Asscore, Mullet Metal
4) Who is in the band and what do they play?
Brian “The Grinder” Vocals, guitars, computer shit, Pawan “The Overlord” Vocals, computer shit
5) What is the scene like in your community?
Sucks, there needs to be more hardcore bands, it’s mostly nu-metal. And of course we are deeply saddened by the departure of Anal Cunt, but Anal Mullet is here to fill their place in the grind core scene.
6) Who are the bands influences?
Anal Cunt, Nile, Irate, Six Feet Under, Ten Masked Men and some others. A lot of our work is based off our side-project that proceeded Anal Mullet called Plastic Brick.
8) How many groupies does the band have?
Do men count? That’s the only people that listen to our band.
9) Have any members of the band had problems with heroin?
The Grinder: Not that I know of. The Overlord did have hepatitis at one point, he still hasn’t revealed how he got it yet…
10) How many pills do you take with your alcohol?
None
11) What is your favorite drink?
Your mother’s vaginal juice
12) Do you smoke weed?
No, but we do enjoy beating up potheads and stealing hippies’ money.
13) Do you skateboard?
The Overlord: I tried once, but a car almost hit me.
The Grinder: I tried once but I fell on my ass.
14) What do you think of skating these days?
Gay, too many sellouts.
15) How many tours have you been on?
18
16) Have you played with any big acts?
No, but I like teddy bears.
17) Will you ever sell out?
According to my friend, we already did because we made a buddy icon.
18) How old are you?
18
19) Any advice on how to pick up on chicks?
Don’t start a band called Anal Mullet.
20) Do you like Kid Rock?
His wife is hot, but then she is full of STD’s.
21) Do you have any questions you’d like to ask yourself?
Yeah, what is the point of your band??
–We are still trying to figure that one out
So have you recorded any new material?
Yes! I’m glad you asked. We just recorded “You ate my cat with chopsticks” and “Shut up emo fag”. We decided to record these in order to reach out to minorities such as Chinese and Emo Fags.
22) Are there any up and coming bands you’d like to
mention?
The Grinder: Yeah, this kid named Keith in Chicago has a fucked up band called Screaming Anal Pain, and our side project Plastic Brick too.
The Overlord: Yeah I have a ton some which are already big but these are bands which I’m into a lot right now, if you haven’t heard of them here they are: Irate, Boxcutter, Strength for a Reason, Death Before Dishonor, Do or Die, Backslap, 100 Demons, Love is Red, The Red Chord, 200 North, The Year of Our Lord, Down My Throat, there’s too many to mention that are so promising…
23) Have you ever been to Cheyenne, WY?
Have you ever heard the theory that Wyoming doesn’t exist?
24) Have you ever heard of a band called FELT?
i FELT your mom the other day, is that what you mean?
25) How many people usually attend your shows?
Me and Pawan
26) What did you think of the magazine?
Kick ass mother fuckin shit, especially the big butt on the front, it looks like our logo.
27) What song would you like to have played at your funeral?
The Grinder: I would write my own song before I died to be played at the funeral. It would go something like…. I am dying, so stop crying, you are all emo fags, I’m dead so go away!
The Overlord: I’m not gonna die, You’re gonna die!
28) Have you ever been in any fights?
The Grinder: Yeah, one with this asshole named Sandeep, he was a jerk off. He started to kick my ass but then when all my friends saw that we all ganged up against him and kicked his ass.
The Overlord: In first grade, I gave six kids bloody noses and lips cause they didn’t let me play G.I. Joe with them.
29) Have you shows ever caused a riot?
No, but our upcoming full length will.
30) Have any kids been killed at your shows? What is the closest that has
come to happening?
Some kid farted and we had to evacuate.
31) Famous Last Words? How would you recommend people get a
hold of you?
“You’re Gonna Die!”
E-mail address? Web Page?
[email protected]
[email protected]
www.mp3.com/analmullet
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