Division East skateshop in Verona, NJ divisioneast.com. Also I'd really like to ride for Whale Cock, but i don't.
JDZ) How long have you been on the team?
A year.
JDZ) Where are you from?
I was born in Morristown NJ, and i've stayed here since except for a few months in SF.
JDZ) How long have you been skating?
10 years.
JDZ) What is your favorite spot?
Every spot i go to.
JDZ) What is your favorite music?
Misfits, Johnny Cash, Modest Mouse, Guns and Roses, Wesley Willis, Kool Keith, and my own raps.
"I drop a bomb, or a nickel,
pick it up and feel my dick trickle,
all over your face,
what a disgrace."
JDZ) Who do you think is the most influential skater?
Alan Peterson.
JDZ) Who inspired you when you were younger?
Mike Vallely, Jeremy Klien
JDZ) Do you have a nickname?
Yes.
JDZ) Favorite tricks?
360flip.
JDZ) Do you like skating in contests?
Yes, they are the best. I like to see everyone going crazy.
JDZ) What would you like people to know about you?
I am a skateboarder.
JDZ) How would you tell a kid to get sponsored?
Learn switch crooks and kickflip backside lipslides down a rail.
JDZ) Do you have any tattoos?
No.
JDZ) Are there any up and coming skaters you'd like to mention?
Green Dwarf, he kills it. He is some guy who skates in a green ski mask. He's the best.
JDZ) What is the best trick you've ever seen?
Tricks performed by Kerry Getz.
JDZ) What do you think the best trick is you've ever done?
It doesn't matter, its not about whats been done, but what i'm going to do.
JDZ) What tricks have you been working on?
Some top secret tech tricks.
JDZ) Do you get mad when teammates quit?
No.
JDZ) How do you pick up on chicks?
I don't.
JDZ) Do you have any advice on girls?
Have lots of money, or pretend you have lots of money.
JDZ) Have you ever been arrested?
Yes, for skateboarding in an abandoned mall.
JDZ) do you have any questions you'd like to ask yourself?
Yes, what is it like after you eat lots of ice cream and chinese food then sit down on the toilet? Well my ass thinks its the fourth of july!
JDZ) How did you like the magazine?
It's nice.
JDZ) Have you ever heard of it?
yes, I read it.
JDZ) What music would you like played at your funeral?
I'd like to have a DJ mix the songs, mr. sandman and swedish bum bum song by tom green.
JDZ) Has skateboarding changed your life?
Yes, without it i'd be worthless.
JDZ) What do you think you壇 be doing if you never started?
I'd be a loser, like I am now, except i'd be one who doesn't skateboard.
JDZ) Have you ever been in a fight? What happened?
Yeah, I jumped some fool who disrespected me. I gave a kid a black eye for trying to take my hat. I wore tshirts that said jocks suck on it in marker to school and around town to try to start fights.
JDZ) Famous Last Words?
Check out my site and email me www.tristateskate.com
Green Dwarf is coming up!