2) How did it get that name? Who cares. We got the name. Fuck Off. Honey!
3) How would you describe your music? White trash goth. Yes.
4) Who is in the band and what do they play? Fucking die.
5) What is the scene like in your community? We live in San Francisco
motherfucker.
6) Who are the bands influences? Fart!
8) How many groupies does the band have? We're unlike and fragile. But
willing to be strong.
9) Have any members of the band had problems with heroin? Heroin? No problem.
10) How many pills do you take with your alcohol? My haight street friend
Dan, who sells human skulls, also has a side project - sells valium. And
while he's carving tribal images on the skulls - takes handfuls of valium.
Baby!
11) What is your favorite drink? Free drink.
12) Do you smoke weed? No. We do not smoke. That's stupid, hippy, hemp shit.
Bitch!
13) Do you skateboard? We live in San Francisco, so fuck off.
14) What do you think of skating these days? Not enough women skaters kicking
guys asses.
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15) How many tours have you been on? 50 tours and every one of them
sucessful, profitable and enlightening. Fart!
16) Have you played with any big acts? When I was a little kid I went out to
the woodshed to masturbate. And there was this huge axe and then I could tell
as compared to the axe, as a man-boy, I was inadequate.
17) Will you ever sell out? 415-558-8536
18) How old are you? Young, beautiful, viral. Everyone in the band is young
and gorgeous, and capable of one night, all night, viral situations. Ladees!
19) Any advice on how to pick up on chicks? First there's touching. Then
there's betrayal. And then there's unbetrayal. Then more touching. And then
feeling and exploring our bodies and romance. And then nightmares.
20) Do you like Kid Rock? What's up, Baby?
21) Do you have any questions you’d like to ask yourself? Why am I sitting in
my apartment answering your stupid fucking questions, on this idiot
computer-machine, drinking cold Coors?
22) Are there any up and coming bands you’d like to
mention? None of the bands we've ever played with can even get it up, let
alone cum. Just Kiddin'!
23) Have you ever been to Cheyenne, WY? Wyoming's got a ghost but it doesn't
have a coast. I've been to the womb. I've been to the tomb. But I've never
been to Wyoming -- Barfeeders. SF.
24) Have you ever heard of a band called FELT? Yes. When I listen to FELT I
like to stick my face in a foot massager full of tanqueray.
25) How many people usually attend your shows? The exact same number of bacon
bits that are on a cobb salad. Sweetie!
26) What did you think of the magazine? I've never ever read it or seen this
magazine. Do I have to suck off a homeless man to get your silly, retarded
bullshit zine, or what? Baby!
27) What song would you like to have played at your funeral? Anything by
Journey.
28) Have you ever been in any fights? Once I got punchted in the face. And
then I punchted back at the face. And then went to Denny's and a sooper
burger. Hmm, hmm terrible!
29) Have you shows ever caused a riot? People want to kill us because -- see
above question 19.
30) Have any kids been killed at your shows? What is the closest that has
come to happening? Every kid that's standing there trying to fix his hair is
already dead.
31) Famous Last Words? How would you recommend people get a
hold of you?
E-mail address? Web Page? www.bottlesandskulls.com In the immortal words
of Pierre Le Pue........................FART.