Season One Quotes

Things Change				Notes from the Underground, Part One   		Search for Splinter, Part One 
A Better Mousetrap                      Notes from the Underground, Part Two		Search for Splinter, Part Two	
Attack of the Mousers			Notes from the Underground, Part Three
Meet Casey Jones    		  	The King
Nano   					Shredder Strikes Back, Part One
Darkness on the Edge of Town		Shredder Strikes Back, Part Two
The Way of Invisibility  		Tales of Leo 
Fallen Angel				Monster Hunter
Garbageman				Return to New York, Part One
The Shredder Strikes, Part One 		Return to New York, Part Two
The Shredder Strikes, Part Two 		Return to New York, Part Three 
The Unconvincing Turtle Titan 		Lone Raph and Cub 
 

Things Change -

Leo: My name is Leonardo. And right now my brothers and I are in a mess of trouble. Our backs are up against the wall in some trash threwn alley, cornered by the toughest street gang on the east side.
Purple Dragon member #1: Look at the freaks.
Purple Dragon member #2: What's with the dweeby costumes?
Purple Dragon member #3: This ain't Halloween.
Purple Dragon member #4: You're going down, freaks. Nobody messes with the Purple Dragons, especially wearing stupid turtle costumes.
Leo: He's wrong. We're not wearing costumes.

Splinter: Well done, Leonardo.
Raph: Teacher's pet.
Leo: Ninja dropout.
Mike and Don: Oooohh....

Mike: Good bye, broken pipe. Good bye, grungy payphone. Good bye, dented manhole cover. Good bye, home sweet home.
Raph: Hello, cruel world.

Mike: This room here. Mine. And where you're standing. Also mine.

A Better Mousetrap -

Mike: I need more powerrr, captain. The Turtle cave must be set for maximum entertainment potential.
Don: Turtle cave? That is so lame.
Mike: What would you call our new digs? The Shellter?
Don: Um...How about, the sewer of solitude.
Mike: Terrapin station?
Don: The school for gifted reptiles?
Mike: The hall of Nin-justice!
Splinter: Ahem....We will call this place home.
Mike: Hm....catchy.

Leo: Hey, good news, Mikey. Your DVD collection survived!
Mike: Awesome. Let's put in something light on story and heavy on gory.

Leo: Like master Splinter says, a ninja is always prepared.
Mike: I thought that was the boyscouts.

Mike: Ugh....next time, let's leave the wall-crawling to the dude in the blue and red tights.
Leo: You read way too many comic books.

Mike: Oh, Don's finally lost his techno modjo. Sad, really.

Don: These Mousers are incredible! The servo-mechanics, the circuitry, the articulation!
Raph: Geez, Donny! Why don't you just marry one already!

Attack of the Mousers -

Mike: One famous frog once said, it ain't easy being green. But believe me, he didn't know the half of it.

Leo: Your reign of terror is over, Stockman.
Mike: You've been practicing that?
Leo: You like it?

Meet Casey Jones -

Mike: See, Don. We can have our very own Battle Shell! I even got a name for it! I call it...the Battle Shell!

Splinter: Ahem...
Mike: Busted.
Splinter: How many times have I told you not to sneak up to the surface?
Mike: In this month?
Don: 512....actually.
Splinter: It is dangerous for you to go openly in the world above. You can not simply walk amongst the humans. They would not accept who and what you are. It is, as the great sage and warrior Kenji Hashimura once said, why walk when you can ride.
Raph: Come again.
Splinter: Take the truck.

Casey: Friends of yours?
Raph: Brothers, actually.
Casey: I can see the family resemblance.
Mike: I'm the pretty one!

Darkness on the Edge of Town -

Raph: Don't let the pretty faces fool ya. We're tougher than we look!

The Way of Invisibility -

Casey: Hey, did I mention that these guys were really strong, bro?
Leo: Uh....might've been useful info.

Foot Tech Ninja: My grip is loosening. I suggest you drop your weapons, now.
Casey: Don't do it guys. I'm not worth it!
Don: You know, he's got a point.
Leo: You starting to sound like Mikey, Don!

Fallen Angel -

Leo: Okay, guys. Take note. We got exits ther and there. Guards posted around the perimeter, everyone is pretty heavily armed. So can we try to avoid a fight?
Raph, Don, Mike: .......
Leo: Yeah, right. What was I thinking?

Garbageman -

Raph: Why isn't Mikey helping? It's not fair!
Don: Raph, would you rather have Mikey happy or Mikey bored?
Mike: Yeahahaha!
Raph: .....right.

Mike: T-M-N-T, what you get is what you see!
Raph: You know, seriously, you're only embarassing yourself.

The Shredder Strikes Part One -

Leo: In our ninja training, master Splinter is constantly telling us that, when given two choices, always choose the harder path. But somehow, when you're a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, the harder path always seems to choose you.

Raph: You know what I like best about weapons practice? The weapons!

Don: Thirteen to one?
Mike: That seems pretty unfair. I mean, there's only thirteen of 'em.

Mike: Gee, a fight between Leo and Raph?
Don: Oh, I didn't see that coming....

Tales of Leo -

Mike: Trapped like rats! No offense, sensei.

Mike: Man, it sucks being cold-blooded.

Casey: The place got a little run down since grandma passed away.
Mike: When was that? In the late jurrasic?
Casey: Dude! You live in a sewer.

Baxter: Scientific proof, perhaps?
Shredder: I didn�t sen for you, Stockman!
Baxter: And that was your first mistake.

Little Leo, to Little Don: Remind me to never let you behind the wheel of a real car.

Little Don to Little Leo, after Leo just saved him: What? You didn�t get the car?

Little Mikey: � You know how I hate to be ignored.

Little Leo: Can I offer a strategy tip?
Little Raph (Obviously losing in a fight): No! I got �em on the ropes! He�s right where I want him.

The Monster Hunter -

Casey: You can�t kick me out of here, girlzilla! This is my grandmother�s house, ipso funko, it�s my house.

Casey: He saw you? For crying out loud, Mikey, even I know we�re supposed to keep a low profile.�

Return to New York Part One -

Splinter, to Casey - I believe you are right.
April - Well, that�d be a first.

Mike: Are you thinking what I�m thinking?
Don: I think he�s thinking what you think he�s thinking.
Raph: If he�s thinking what I�m thinking, I�m thing that we shouldn�t just be thinking. What do you thing?
Casey: Huh?

Don: I don�t know if I can hack into that system. It was designed by Dr. Baxter Stockman himself.
April: Too bad you don�t know anybody who used to work with Stockman�

Leo: Forget something?
Raph: Uh, maybe you should have the honor of carrying the sword, bro. After all, you�re the sword guy.

Don: We�re in! We�re in!
April: We had to use three different dictionary attack programs to crack the encryprion alogorithm.
Don: Then, it was just a simple matter of creating a dummy account, and installing a remote access Trojan horse.
*Don and April clap hands*
Mike: Thrilling.

Hun: Aw, crud.

Raph: Nice remote control work, slick!
Mike: And they say hours and hours of video games is bad for you.
Don: Poor Battleshell. I really lovesd that over-sized, gadget laden gas-guzzler.
Leo: And I�m sure the next one you build you�ll love just as much. But right now, let�s stick to the plan.

Mike: So, are we going to do this with banter, or without?

Don: You mind? I�m working here.
Mike

Sorry.

Don: It�s like I died and went to techno-geek heaven.

Mike: In your face, invisible man! Smoked your transparent butt!

Leo: They�re toying with us!
Raph: Yeah? Then it�s time to use some toys on them!

*Alarms start blaring*
Mike: I didn�t touch anything! Honest!

Return to New York Part Three -

April: Guys! Do you copy?
Don: Can�t talk right now, April! Kinda busy staying alive! Call you later.

Baxter Stockman: You made it all possible, Shredder! And didn�t expect a thing! You pompous, overblown ignoramus!

Raph: It took everything we had to beat the Shredder last time!
Don: And robo-nut just took him out in 4.5 seconds! The Shredder and Hun.
Mike: *raises hand* Um, can we go home now?

Baxter: Rope? You try to stop me with rope? How positively primitive.
Raph: I�ve got your primitive right here.