Someone says- "How are you?" You say- "Studly"
Someone says- "What's the weather like outside?"
You say-"I dunno, but damn, I look good."
Someone says-"Why are you so sweaty?"
you say-"That's not sweat baby, it's glistenin' juice" (unless it is a dude that says it to you, then replace 'baby' with 'dude.')
Someone says-"Hey, did you get the score of that game last night?"
you say-"Nope, I was too busy looking at naked chicks."
Someone says-"I just caught you lookin at my girl. Let's step outside"
you say- "If I was scoping your broad, then she's not yours anymore"
then, you say-"Don't hit this face, it's my ticket to eat at the Y."
Someone says-"Are you gonna eat the rest of that?"
You say-"Yeah, get your damn hands off my pot pie."