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"Opportunity is missed by most people, because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
Thomas Edison




Rare indeed is the person who can weigh the faults of others, without putting his thumb on the scale.




The brain is wonderful. It starts working the moment you get up and doesn't stop until you stand up to speak at a meeting.



Some people's faith in God can never be shaken.However, the same goes for their contempt for the tax man. At a recent luncheon gathering of veterans, this was the grace offered before the meal: "For what the Lord has blessed us with, and the government allowed us to keep, may we be truly thankful."


Tell your boss what you think of him, and the truth will set you free!
Courtesy GL Flores




Everyone likes a guy with a sense of humor, so next time your boss yells, laugh!




Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.
Luckily, this is not difficult.
Charlotte Whitton



Sometimes a majority simply means that all the fools are on the same side.
Charles McDonald




I have at last found what I want to be when I grow up - a little boy!
Joseph Heller




The mind is like a television: when it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound!
Servant


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