| "Damn holiday shoppers and their evil ways to hell! To hell, I say!" - I said on my way to Spencer's to buy a gift for James. |
| I also went to the mall the other day with my sister and we were commenting upon the mini-punks: The 8-12 yr olds trying to dress goth and whatnot. They're so cute. It's like "hey kiddo, can you spell 'rebel'? No? Let's try an easier one, how about 'emo'? Oh, I'm sorry. Have you ever even heard of 'angst'? Ok, so repeat after me...non...con...for- oh I'm sorry. I didn't realize. Let me just pinch your cheek and let you be on your way." He whips out a knife: "I'll cut you foo!"...and drops it...(My imaginary run-in with a wittle punk) |
| You have no idea how odd it is to awaken to find an EJ on your couch in the morning... |
| Mon is bored and in a mildly unpleasant mood, so she's gonna make a list of things she doesn't like for lack of anything better to do. *People who drag their feet...I'll kill you all; I mean it. *People who say they're fat or stupid when they're not just to get false sympathy...Well you're not getting any from me you fat, ugly people! *Those damned hallogen lights...it's just cruel, I swear *People who argue just to argue...get over yourselves *Cole slaw...grossness *People who call stuff "gay" when they mean "dumb"...it didn't used to bother me, but one of my favoritest people in the world is gay, so now it does because I lub him beary beary much! *L337 H4X012S!..your stupid code is, well, stupid, and not that hard to read, get a life...or some sun...you know what- just go outside for once *Movie producers...stop making me waste money on crap that just plain sux, and save us all some time by not making that toilet humor teen movie junk *People who think they're better than me...the few people who are better than me are good enough people not to think they are, so get over yourselves, everyone else *Bad drivers...but that's a given *My bf's stalkers...I'll kill you all; I mean it...but that's probably a given, too *Band directors...sorry, I'll keep the band rant short this time *Juniors in my section...sorry, most of y'all just suck, ok I'm not really sorry *Ignoramuses or ignorami or whatever- people who will sit there and argue with you for an hour on a subject they don't know jack about *Boys...yeah, no wait, nvm, scratch that, y'all are actually NOT on my list for once, write it down, lol *People who piss you off, and then you're willing to forgive them because they swear up and down that they'll never bother you again...but then they do...yeah *Our show this year...I think it sucks; last year was so much cooler and more challenging. *People who can't differenciate between "their" and "there" and then go write articles for the school newspaper and mess it up *People who insist opinions can be right or wrong...there's a reason they're called opinions *The same people who confuse being right or wrong based on FACT with being opinionated *Ignorant pro-choicers...do me a favor and at least learn the crap you stand for before you take a position and then argue with me for an hour over something you know absolutely nothing about *Loud-mouthed sluts...if you're gonna sleep around, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN, so don't go telling everyone because I can promise you that most of them don't care either. *People who use God's name in vain...I usually let it slide, but it really gets annoying when there's such a plethera of other foul words you could use instead if you still really want to sound base and uneducated. (Yes, I know I contradict myself, the problem is that I care very little, so get over it.) *Migraines...every friggin day, I swear, geez, especially today- I'm in pain. |
| Peace, love, and Darwinism. Let the endangered beasts die. |
| Quotes by Mon! |
| 5.15.04 To avoid future problems of the same sort as much as possible, I now provide a simple list of likes and don't likes (borrowing Ej's idea to make myself feel better). Only a general guideline because you'll have to discover the other, more interesting things about me on your own...assuming I let you. Onward! The basics: I like video games, DDR, movies, food, biking, expensive things, rain, skiing, boating, bowling, pool, music, sleeping, etc. I love marching band, my car, my senior blanket, this one pair of strappy gold shoes I have from the 10th grade formal, and me. A few specifics: Don't call me "baby." I'm not your baby. Don't call me that. Pet names- I'm not your pet, and I already have a name. Get it? Biting- I like it, unless you're a pussy about it. I like it hard. And ears- definitely a "spot." Like wow. *drool* I do like giving massages; I don't like when you beg for them. If I don't ask for a massage, I probably don't want one, probably because you suck. If I do ask for a massage, I like it hard, really hard. I don't like small talk. Find a serious topic and go with it. I don't like phone talk. In fact I really don't like it. Don't call without a good reason. I don't mind paying for myself IF I know in advance that I'll need to. I like to dance. If you don't, fine. Then don't bitch when I don't dance with you. I'm Catholic. I'm into that whole abstinence until marriage thing. I don't want to marry you. I like to be touched. I don't like clingy. Don't piss me off. If you dare say that nasty 4-letter word, whether you mean it or just want some, I will run screaming for the foothills. I don't like flattery. Tell me I look nice. Don't tell me every 5 minutes. I don't care if you don't like my friends; I don't like them either. But don't tell me you don't like them. That's rude. Looks do matter, but not as much as personality. Duh. Don't be stupid. God or Darwin or somebody gave you a brain (I hope), so use it. I wouldn't say I have any weird fetishes, but I do like nice arms. Poetry is nice, but I don't like poets. They are evil and can make you believe you feel anything they want you to feel about anyone or anything. Don't fuck with me. I'm a sucker for serenades. And foreign languages- ah so sexy. I like stuff. I don't like stuff. Just be smart. I'm done writing. Best of luck. Ready, set...go! :0P |
| A day without school is like a day withouut a root canal. |