| Ones I like: "Moral of the story here: tie your keys to your bra therefore you will not lose them." - Auto "Let's hope they never find anybody on Mars. Think of what it would cost us in foreign aid." "If a nine-year-old can find a dope pusher, why can't the FBI?" "Money won't keep you happy but it will keep you comfortable while you're unhappy." "A running mate is a husband who dared to talk back." "If all the people who sleep in church were laid end to end, they'd be more comfortable." "If you can't be right - be wrong at the top of your voice." "An optimist is a fellow who believes that whatever happens, no matter how bad, it is for the best. The pessimist is the fellow to whom it happened." "Walking isn't a lost art - one must, by some means, get to the garage." |
| From Friends: "Feel the FUCKAGE!" quoth Ej. |
| Just some other quotes... |
| Please submit! |
| "Life is like a nude beach........And you're NOT going to see me naked." -Canadian Dave |