| ---Fuck Neo, fuck Trinity, and fuck the Oracle in her fucking ass. Omg, I just got back from Revolutions, and I'd say it was tedious, at best. Ok, I'm not technically gonna give anything away, so don't worry, but I am gonna bitch about the shittiness that is the Matrix. Freaking A, I swear I was gonna fall asleep. Dude, when you know a movie audience's attention span is only 90 min, don't try to push it an extra hour...bastard producers. And geez, when that chick was dying, she wouldn't shut-the-hell-up! My gosh, I could bleed to death faster than her! That ugly, anorexic bitch! And Neo is a fucking pussy. "Wah-wah-wah-I can't save the world. Wah-wah-wah, I'm such a bitch. Wah-wah-wah, I'm just gonna let Smith beat my ass and eat it for breakfast. Wah-wah-wah, I take it from Morpheus in the rear." And why the hell is a woman the best damn pilot and the only one who can save them all, huh? Have you ever met a good 'woman driver'? Hell no. And the lil 16-yr-old bitch-boy helps save the day and doesn't even give his life for it? WTF? And love, love, this and love, love that. Uh, hello? Trying to save the world here, not get a lil smoochy-smooch from our wittle boyfwend. Gay. All of it. Horrible movie, painfully predictable. And Neo is a fucking moron to let that one dude beat the shit out of his wussy lil gf. What a waste of 4 hours. 1 in line, 30 min sittin waitin for it to start, 15 min of previews, and like 135 min of that retarded shit. I asked EJ if the lil brown girl had any point to existing whatsoever, and he said, "no she's just a fucking random afghani to show that they aren't racist." Figures. I'll bitch more tomorrow, but it's 2 am and I have 2 huge ass tests I have studied for that I need to get up for in 4 hours, so goodnight, |
