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GIRLS @PLAY
ARE WANKERS OF THE FORTNIGHT!!!

I have nominated Girls @Play as wankers of the fortnight cos their first single 'Airhead' is out and is highly insulting to the intelligence of adults and children alike. The first words out their mouths are..'he's such a pretty face, but boy, he's got a head full of air'.
The amazingly deep and colourful lyrics state that..'I've got the brains, he's got the looks, He watches tv, I read my books'. The girls introduce themselves on Boxtalk (on the box), as a mechanic, an NYPD officer, a cowgirl from somewhere in america, and another american. The girls are all English, and basically, the biggest bunch of crap girl group for awhile, the song should be 'airhead - a short autobiography of girls @ play'.
IN ADDITION TO THE GIRLS I WANT TO ALSO CUSS ALL SAINTS (for never writing any original material and ruining a perfectly good RHCP song) STEPS, SCLUB7 & WESTLIFE, (who all said they'd like to focus more on their music, sing live one day, and maybe do an acoustic set 'to show how good the music really is' IF ANY OF THESE GROUPS WANTED TO BE REAL MUSICIANS THEY WOULDN'T HAVE HAD RECORD DEALS HANDED TO THEM ON A PLATE AND A MANAGER TO TELL THEM WHEN TO GO TO BED, WHEN TO TAKE THEIR PILLS, WHAT TO SING, HOW TO SING IT, WHAT TO DANCE AND HOW TO DO IT, WHAT TO WEAR, WHERE TO STAND, WHAT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE ON TV, IF THEY REALLY WANTED TO BE MUSICIANS THEY'D DO WHAT WE DO, SO DON'T TELL ME YOU WANNA WRITE FUCKING MUSIC AND YOUR MANAGERS GIVING YOU A HARD TIME AND HOW YOU WANNA WRITE YOUR OWN MATERIAL FROM NOW ON, JUST DO IT YOU DUNCE MONEY-GRABBERS!!!