Greetings friends! This is Javier McGabhain here, standing in for Dave LargO who can’t fulfil his article duties at the moment unfortunately. Luckily I am here to help!!

I got a new bed recently. It stands proudly at 5ft5, me being 5ft6. This means a ladder is needed to get in and out of the bed (the ladder we got was too close to the side and made it imposable for me to get in and out). This whole ladder thing got me thinking. What is the one thing man uses most to get up and down? Cubes of course! Cubes of what I hear you ask? Well any sort of cubes will do. Just hop and a local cube will come. Declare how far you want to go and you will shortly slide off to your chosen destination!!!

Ever thought of going into the slicing world? The thought has occurred to me several times an hour.

With real spring blossom’s beginning to appear in nature, I started to think. Who will store the pigs during the summer? A pointless question you say, pigs don’t mind the summer. I say quite the opposite. Pigs don’t like the summer.

Who wants to see my hair? Email us and you could win the prize of receiving clumps of my hair monthly!

And now for Dave’s weekly thought via text message:
It is Belvederes midterm break in two days.