Hello, this week’s topic is world governments. Despite public opinion the eating habits of many governments are atrocious. They always manage to get sauce in their hair and all over their feet when they eat. Even when they are eating dry chicken they manage to get sauce all over themselves.

On a related note Buffalo wings are impossible to eat without getting sauce all over everywhere. You are lucky if you escape with your life. This can be compared to the roman losses at the battle of Cannae in216bc, which have been estimated at 48,000-50000 dead out of a force of about 80,000 men.

Discussions have started about a possible new film called Inexplicable disappearances. This came from Javier after he had a terrifying nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. This was filmed unknown to him and is complete with sound effects and his own sleep talking.

DAN FOREXs health is in question. He has started making untraceable noises from somewhere inside his body. He is currently visiting a paleontologist in the back room of a bar in Zanzibar. Ugly élan said the war of the kingdom will be over shortly and Ireland will triumph over the fast.