Hello! And welcome to the all-new article, Spring Blossom, by Dave LargO brought to you exclusively by JDD. This will be updated every week. This week’s topic is OGGYIE!!!!!!! Last week Oggyie accidentally uploaded pictures of himself onto the Internet. OOPS!! The rights to the pictures are believed to have been purchased online by a billionaire tycoon believed to be currently living somewhere in South America!!! It has recently been proved that Oggyies head is tiny in proportion to the rest of his body. Scientists have been working around the clock to discover the reasons behind this unexplained phenomenon!!!
On a related note T-BARD has completely ransacked his own house in an effort to create a cartoon like scenario. His body is believed to be buried underneath the rubble of couches which once stood tall and proud as a pillar of strength in his house.
That concludes this week’s article. Until next week,
Dave.