“Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!”The Killester Molester

“I think the race went very well considering Dave is a fit bastard… (Mick: And Oggyie isn’t.)”The Killester Molester

“AGHHH AGHHH AGHHH” The Labrador of the Shaw’s

“WHYYYNE!!!”The Labrador of the Shaw’s

“It’s completely blurred. Doesn’t matter. Ah there we go.”The Labrador of the Shaw’s

“Im full of farts.” Eejit (Unfinished episode)

“Oh my God that hurt so much” Eejit, The Garden Episode

“What people don't know about Dave Largo is he sleeps standing up like a horse.” Eejit, The Park Episode

“Looks like he's been in some sick, twisted fight.” Eejit, The Park Episode

“Looks like he's been in some horible accident.” Eejit, The Park Episode

“He's got poo on his trousers. Dog poo.” Eejit, The Park Episode

“This is your conscience, Norman.” Guilty Conscience

“Rugby tackle him, ah HA HA HA HA!!!” Guilty Conscience

“Goofball!!!” Guilty Conscience

“Smack to the face! Swelter palm!” Guilty Conscience

“WHYYYNE!!!” Guilty Conscience

“A tornado!” Eejit in Lahynch