“Hmm, delicious nutmeg!” Food Tasters Xtreme

“This is an ingredient that we’ll be using for the first test. MMM, tastes like Christmas!” Food Tasters Xtreme

“Oh yes, here come the kicks!” David’s Morning Films

“I agree with Bishim, there’s nothing wrong with being small. We need some young representation in the Dani Nation.” Multiverse Wars: Search for a new Quest

“Come on! For God’s sake man!” David’s Morning Films 2

“WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?” Assault Course 2

“IM DIRTY!” Assault Course 2

“DON’T CARE! SEE YOU IN HELL!” Assault Course 2

“Oh no! Look out! He’s coming!” A Heart of Cold

“There he goes, the damage is done.” A Heart of Cold

“The shoe of death you might say!” A Heart of Cold

“Michael couldn’t last the pace.” The Killester Molester

“OH LOOK AT THIS! A SUDDEN BURST OF SPEED AND STRENGTH! Unfortunately the race is over.” The Killester Molester

“Here they are! Two figures in underwear!” The Killester Molester

“Innocent onlookers get the brunt.” The Killester Molester

“I am ghastly obese and it is difficult to sprint.” The Killester Molester

“He does have unusually large feet for a man of his size.” The Killester Molester

“As we focus in on his posterior we must leave you.” The Killester Molester

“Aw, Why!? AW THE PAIN! STOP IT! IF THIS WAS A TAPE I’D TELL YOU TO STOP IT!” The Labrador of the Shaw’s

“OW MYSELF! YOU’RE HURTING MYSELF!” The Labrador of the Shaw’s

“I think I have a bit of woman in me…” Everyday life*

“I went to go to the toilet but I walked out the exit by mistake. It was alright though, I was only going to look at myself in the mirror so I went to our car and looked at the reflection in the window.” Everyday life*

"I can't breath underwater." Everyday Life*

"Hiatus." JDD Golf Tournament

"OOWW! ('What' asks Dave) He punched me in the balls!" Eejit, The Garden Episode

"Action Dave! Tackles trees!" Eejit, The Garden Episode

"To show this is real, there a bully" Eejit, The Garden Episode

"No, no, no, no! You got to be plesent, man! Be plesent" Guilty Conscience

"I'm your good conscience, man. That other guy, that other conscience, he's whack man. So listen, you gotta plesent to your playmates, right?" Guilty Conscience

"Avec plesent hit!" Guilty Conscience

"Now it's personal...boy." Guilty Conscience

"Pals rule! And the moral of the story is, the goodies always win." Guilty Conscience

"Looks like an Ultimate Slam! Ultimate Slam! Ultimate Slam, Ultimate Slam, Ultimate Slam!!!" JDDW Sunburn

"And Hammer Knuckles is down now, against the much fancied fragrence!" JDDW Sunburn

"Oh! Unverse!" JDDW Sunburn

"Mr. Hammer Knuckles, you are exceedingly tall. Exactly how tall are you? ('I'd say about 8ft, John' says Dave) Yes, eh, well..." JDDW Sunburn

"A commic book like situation going down here and William Wrong sprinting into the corner." JDDW Sunburn

"He's up top!!! What is he gonna do is he, eh, a chance to escape!!! JDDW Sunburn

"He's trying to climb up now, he's too weak though!" JDDW Sunburn

"I'm Joey and this is something mad. I've no respect for my own body." Eejit, The Park Episode

"I'm Joey and I'm bleeding" Eejit, The Park Episode

"I'm gonna roll down this hill now...('There it is' says Dave) A job well done." Eejit in Lahynch

"It's not very stable actually...I'll have to squeeze through here." Eejit in Lahynch

"Here we are traspassing in the aul field and if you look around, there doesn't appear to be a way out, em..." Eejit in Lahynch

"As you can see I'm pretty much submerged in the aul thorns." Eijit in Lahynch

"Well I'm actually feeling something very, very wet soaking into the seat of my pants, here...It could be some sort f small river." Eejit in Lahynch

"Yeah my ass is very wet. Want to see?" Eejit in Lahynch

"Now basically Olympic style jump. I hope, hope I don't land on my face, em..." Eejit in Lahynch

"The cow is eating my shoe. Uuuhhh!" Eejit in Lahynch

"I'm glad I'm not doing this. Are you glad I don't have to do this?" Eejit in Lahynch

"There's naked Danny. I'm filming it!" Eejit in Lahynch

"Here goes Danny, out for his evening swim. Off come the clothes." Eejit in Lahynch

"At night you can only see the lights of the trafic lights. I mean street lights...What's a trafic light? Oh, A TRAFIC light." Everyday Life*

"I'm not hungry. Oh wait I am! That's what that feeling is! I thought I was nervous!" Everyday Life*