“It begins…” Multiverse Wars 1: Dani’s Quest, Ten Short Films Vol 3

“Its important not to laugh while you’re doing this.” David’s Antics (Lesson 2), Ten Short Films Vol 3

“So Painful! OW! MY EYE!” Assault Course 1, Ten Short Films Vol 3

“Crunchy…Yet delicious. Tastes like soap.” Food Tasters Xtreme

“Was it Christmas mixture and soap?” Food Tasters Xtreme

“Cubes. (Danny: Cubes of what?) Egg cubes.” Food Tasters Xtreme

“Daniel Forde as Dani. We love you man.” End Credits, Ten Short Films Vol 3

“Bella plays possum. Quite a convincing act.” David’s Morning Films

“Ehh!!” David’s Morning Films

“He was swallowed by the fat.” Introduction, Multiverse Wars: Search for a new Quest

“You see his Jamaican Coach Smiyth giving him a calming massage and syking him up before this big race” David’s Morning Films 2

“Oh there he is and he seems to be in pain!” David’s Morning Films 2

“Furious words from Coach Smiyth” David’s Morning Films 2

“Oh look at him fighting those contestants, the other racers.” David’s Morning Films 2

“He seems to be stuck in some sort of letter box!” David’s Morning Films 2

“This is the victory hut. There’s no air holes in it.” David’s Morning Films 2

“MY RIB CAGE! INCREDIABLEY PAINFUL! MY SHOLDER BLADE!” Assault Course 2

“ARE YOU TRYING TO TORTURE ME!?” Assault Course 2

“BROWNEEN! BROWNEEN! BROWNEEN! I have his sock! He can’t win without his sock!” Assault Course 2

“Lets make him eat it! Yeah eat socks Browneen!” Assault Course 2

“MY FACE! MY FACE! MY KINGDOM FOR MY FACE!” Assault Course 2

“HE IS RANDOM!” Assault Course 2

“KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!” A Heart of Cold

“The train ride to Galway had been long and boring. One long awkward silence.” The Labrador of the Shaw’s

“(Danny: Dr. Green here will go with you. He is a trustworthy man. He will go with you to the Shaw Family Manor.) Really!?” The Labrador of the Shaw’s

“(Danny: I’ll lead you out.) I will too.” The Labrador of the Shaw’s

“That must be Rubin. I have to go… Goodbye Murdock… Wherever you are…” The Labrador of the Shaw’s

“(Whistle) This is a hum-dinger!” The Labrador of the Shaw’s

“I’m wearing my wrong hat! We have to go back!" The Labrador of the Shaw’s

“Murdock always lets me go back…” The Labrador of the Shaw’s

“Murdock always lets me come…” The Labrador of the Shaw’s

“(Javier: Did you hear that barking? It was like the Labrador of the Shaw’s! Am I really in danger!?) No.” The Labrador of the Shaw’s

“I smell danger!” The Labrador of the Shaw’s

“I saw someone on the moor last night. (Javier: Really? Was it the convict?) NO! It was a bigger, fatter man. I hate him.” The Labrador of the Shaw’s

“(Dan: Ninety nine, red balloons, la da da da…) My favorite song… MURDOCK!” The Labrador of the Shaw’s

“This is not a mosh pit. This is a boys room and he loves it.” Everyday life*

“Who’s the huge man in the corner?” Everyday life*

"Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm..." Eejit, The Garden Episode

"Let's take a picture of the four of us taking a piss down there." Eejit, The Garden Episode

"You like your face now, don't ya!?" Eejit, The Garden Episode

"Stop John, get out. Jokes over John." Eejit, The Garden Episode

"AAAGGGHHH!!! AAAGGGHHH!!! No!!! AAAGGGHHH!!!...Better go to the toilet." Guilty Conscience

"Who the what!? Who the, when the how!" Guilty Conscience

"Oh that's right, yeah, sure, sure, yeah, go on, sure..." Guilty Conscience

"Davealdinho...to Davealdo! Goes on... Goal! Why ya...!" Guilty Conscience

"Why did you save it ya dork? That was ment to be a goal in my video." Guilty Conscience

"No guys! Guys stop! No! Ooh!" Guilty Conscience

"Halt! Stop it! Guys stop fighting!" Guilty Conscience

"I guess you were right, Good Conscience. Yeah! Total! Powerbuga!" Guilty Conscience

"I guess I should have been plesent after all. What do say: friends?" Guilty Conscience

"Oh loaf to the face, that is dirty!" JDDW Sunburn

"Power move there!" JDDW Sunburn

"Oh wow, what a show man! Cracks him hard! Tugging slick...Power thumb!" JDDW Sunburn

"It seems to be wetting somehow! Just wait till they get closer to the ring I'm sure it'll be even wetter!" JDDW Sunburn

"Moonsaahh!!! What a move!" JDDW Sunburn

"Sunny holiday there. Kind of like Buddy Holly." JDDW Sunburn

"Earthquake. Major earthquake here, sorry abouth this." JDDW Sunburn

"Trying to help him up but he will not be helped up." JDDW Sunburn

"Forward lad!" JDDW Sunburn

"A plot being hatched by the commentators to liven up this match. You may seem him just going by the back of the ring there." JDDW Sunburn

"Simien drop! Oh yeah! Followed by a forward roll, which seems to have hurt his head!" JDDW Sunburn

"Nobody knows anything much." JDDW Sunburn

"Rain in this indoor arena...(burp...burp) Sorry about that, just had dinner." JDDW Sunburn

"Kick to the knee! Random kicking here! He's syching himself up for the swell kick! Well done." JDDW Sunburn

"Johnathon Swift is the new KING, EEHH, OF THE WOOORRLD!" JDDW Sunburn

"Pride in his voice, passion in his stride." JDDW Sunburn

"He goes to beat Joey savegly with it, which I can't say he doesn't deserve, for loosing." JDDW Sunburn

"What a man!" JDDW Sunburn

"('You do know that theres no protection at all from the fall?' asks Joey) There's this bubble wrap." Eejit, The Park Episode

"No dont look at me, I wont be able to come!" Eejit, The Park Episode

"('Does it hurt?' asks Joey)...A little...Ah yes." Eejit, The Park Episode

"You can't exchange smacks. Oh wait, new rule, you can!" Eejit, The Park Episode

"My balls are taking calluses." Eejit, The Park Episode