“Johno, lend me my spare hand…Yes! I’ve grown another hand, to see another day!” Multiverse Wars 1: Dani’s Quest, Ten Short Films Vol 3

“I hope you’ve had your Wheatabix, ‘cause here’s production number six!” Ten Short Films Vol. 3

“He is also known as Browneen…” Food Tasters Xtreme

“We’re brewing a concoction up, hopefully this will kill him.” Food Tasters Xtreme

“We’ve developed a new type of poison! We could make millions!” Food Tasters Xtreme

“As a mean prank, for the third test, we’re going to give him cold ice cubes, instead of refreshing, warm Sprite.” Food Tasters Xtreme

“Some Philadelphia,comes straight from the city of Philadelphia in America.” Food Tasters Xtreme

“A mystery cat? That sounds brilliant! A mystery cat!” Multiverse Wars: Dani’s Quest, Ten Short Films Vol 3

“Ill sell you Johno for it.” Multiverse Wars: Dani’s Quest, Ten Short Films vol 3

“Largo? Master? The same person? How could you?” Multiverse Wars: Dani’s Quest, Ten Short Films Vol 3

“Jenny Lorigan, wanted to be in the film.” End credits, Ten Short Films Vol 3

“The giant foot of death is kicking him, we can see here.” David’s Morning Films

“AH! My leg! It’s breaking by the second!” David’s Morning Films 2

“They call me coach tight pants.” David’s Morning Films 2

“Hi. I’m Coach L.C.D and this is my student Umbro.” David’s Morning Films 2

“Feel the anger surging inside!” David’s Morning Films 2

“You worthless piece of junk! I finished before you!” David’s Morning Films 2

“I’m Coach L.C.D., thanks for coming out.” David’s Morning Films 2

“Heeeere coooomes Browneen!” Assault Course 2

“MY SPINE!” Assault Course 2

“IM TO DIRTY TO GET UP!” Assault Course 2

“F**k off you queer.” The Killester Molester

"Do you want to go out to the garden and have rampent sex?" Everyday Life*

"I shed is blood." Eejit, The Garden Episode

"One please. Ching!" Eejit, The Garden Episode

"My navel." Eejit, The Garden Episode

"This is bullying small kids. Do you like this? Do ya!? In ya go, backwards!" Eejit, The Garden Episode

"Oh William wrong! He's on the floor in pain!" JDDW Sunburn

"Now having a friendly chat in the ring. Oh no!" JDDW Sunburn

"Hammer Knuckles seems to have brain damage." JDDW Sunburn

"There it is! Hammer Knuckles, what have ya thinking?" JDDW Sunburn

"Will I give him a smack in the ass?" Eejit, The Park Episode

"It's grand. He's not that skinny ('Very harsh words' says Joey)." Eejit, The Park Episode

"Relax buddy. It's only Eejit." Eejit in Lahynch

"Joe I got two words for ya: Hard luck" Eejit in Lahynch

"Classy." Eejit in Lahynch

"Bulls have horns that stick up your ass and hurt." Eejit in Lahynch

"Jesus Christ! The hat!" Eejit in Lahynch

"Like multiple showering in the gaeltacht? Opps, I said too much." Eejit in Lahynch

"Oggyie's enjoying it immensely." Eejit in Lahynch

"This is SO sore! A car! He he he ha ha he!!!" Eejit in Lahynch

"This is so sore, harder!" Eejit in Lahynch