2) We enjoy it if you make the first move, however if you're too forward don't expect us to take you seriously
3) If a guy says he doesn't masturbate he is lying
4) However we would much rather be having sex
5) Believe it or not some guys don't like porn... weird I know but its true, so don't just assume we sit around all day watching it
6) A girl who drives a truck or better yet a motorcycle is incredibly sexy.... unless she looks like Rosie O'Donnell
7) You need to compliment us occasionally even if we don't take compliments well
8) When it comes to breast size.... its not that important, in fact more than a handful gets risky (hand sprains hurt)
9) Sex is not the only thing we think about, if we like you then your mostly what we think about.... that and food, and cars, and sex
10)Any guy who wears tighty-whiteys is probably gay
11) We take pride in our driving skills so no criticism ever, or jokes about it... if we drive straight into a telephone pole either don't say anything or compliment us on our "cool under pressure" or "how well we handled the situation"
12)Two things that will drive almost any guy crazy (in a good way) lightly scratching our back, back of the head or running your hand through our hair
13) It is important to go down on us, you don't have to be down there 24/7 but once in a while (it's a matter of different sensations)
14) There are generally only two reasons a guy won't go down on a girl One- lack of confidence in their skill (we need guidance on occasion) and Two- hygiene
15) If you act like a bitch during your ummmm.... well you know then expect us to get upset/frustrated/ pissed off but we'll get over it
16) That reminds me NEVER talk about .... THAT around us, with one exception if you're late (heaven forbid)
17) Also do not expect us to buy your products for you EVER
18) Two words- Road Head... BIG points to be scored here
19) Don't feel the need to dress up everytime we see each other, if you dress in a sweatshirt and jeans or something low key it shows that you're comfortable with us which is nice
20) Also to the contrary of that don't always dress down if you do it seems like you don't care enough to look good for us... find the happy medium
21) The one sure way to see if a guy likes you is ask, besides that guys can be just as much of a tease as you can
22) Don't expect us to hang out with your friends all the time, and if we are willing to hang out with you and your friends if our friends wanted us to do something instead then we definitely like you and we deserve a treat
23) Stay away from ex's no matter what.... if you're still friends with one of your ex's then don't let us know you went out with him before
24) We are jealous by nature... a guy who doesn't get jealous is a guy who isn't invested
25) Most guys don't dance... its not you its because we feel self-conscious about looking ridiculous
26) Just because we don't dance does not mean its a free pass to dance with everyone who has 3 legs .... remember we're naturally jealous
27) Be impressed if we do dance
28) Guys can be just as self conscious about our appearance as you can
29) We expect you not to love sports, however a girl who shows interest in them (watching a game with us on occasion) is forced to the top of the list (btw a girl who does love sports is automatically deemed a winner)
30) We know you're smarter than us and you know you're smarter than us lets just leave it at that don't take it as a free pass to make us look/feel stupid.... BIG NO NO
31) Marriage doesn't scare us.... failure scares us... well that and the thought of making a mistake
32) Anyone who cheats on you will do it again (guys and girls alike, they don't change)
33) We can't stand it when you constantly put yourself down ("I'm fat", "I"m ugly", "I'm flat as a board") get over it for crying out loud jesus if we're with you we obviously like you the way you are so cut it out
34) Confidence is sexy but cockiness/acting like a snob isn't
35) If we flirt with someone while we're with you then its unconscious and doesnt' mean anything you do the same thing so don't hold it against us
36) Most of us don't know fashion... think of us as projects... you have to teach us the rules
37) If you cheat on us you can expect two things... One- for us to do the same cuz we are vengeful, and Two- for us to kick the ever loving shit out of the guy.... on the other hand if you wanna sleep with a girl theres only one rule either we get to watch/join in or we need pictures/video of it
38) Don't leave the lights off everytime we're having sex... even if you say its because you're not comfortable with the way you look it makes it seem like you don't wanna see us then we think about what/who you're thinking of instead
39) Don't take it personally if we do pay all the time... its not about trying to oppress you or whatever its about us being raised to be chivalrous.... same thing with opening doors
40) If we compliment you just accept it and thank us, don't contradict us by insulting yourself... when we do compliment you we mean it
41) If we start to act differently suddenly (i.e. act distant) than most likely you did something to turn us off... or we're realizing how much we like you and don't know how to act
42) If we're in bed making out/ foreplay/ having sex, dont' just lay there if its not doing anything for you then tell us what to do to make it more enjoyable... or if you're just not into it and you're doing it for us then pretend ... believe it or not we're not just there for ourselves we like pleasing you ... besides if we get a woman off its a huge ego boost
43) Expect us to look at other girls, we know you look at other guys you're just more discreet
44) We can't handle "just hanging out" forever, so if you want there to be more at some point you need to let us know otherwise after awhile we'll assume you're not into it and we'll move on to someone who is
45) If you sleep with a guy on the first date or at a party or whatever do NOT expect a relationship.... if thats what you want then you have to take it slower
46) Tattoos are definitely sexy... in moderation... however we don't want to feel like we're dating a biker dyke (on the topic of tattoos... NEVER get our name tattooed on your body and if a guy asks you to dump him he'll turn out to be a controlling asshole)
47) Expect to help make some of the decisions (not all but some) we dont' want to handle every aspect of a date but we want some say
48) If we offer to drive, pick up something heavy, put together some furniture, fix something... etc. its not because we don't think you can do it (in fact 9 times out of 10 we know you can) its just that we know we can do it faster and with less effort than you and we like to help out whenever we can (p.s. it makes us feel like men)
49) Being able to cook is VERY important for guys and girls so cook us dinner once in a while
50) If we take you to a concert like Harry Connick Jr. or some other chick fanatic show then you are extremely lucky
