|[ Prologue - Last week was a week that nobody will ever forget in the wCw. J-Dawg, wCw's biggest superstar ever, returned to the wCw! The man, myth, and legend has finally made his return to his rightful federation. He has vowed to take it by storm, and kick more ass this time around. Will the old flame reignite into something disastrous? Or is J-Dawg now merely a softy? Stay tuned to find out! ]|

Location: Interscope Records | HQs In Raliegh, North Carolina
Time: Monday September 15th | 3:23 PM
Scene: ' Scott Hall Just Jealous That He Couldn't Make It In The Rap Game! '

|[ Scene - You know how Scott Hall claims to be some kind of big rap-hating guy? You ever wondered why? Why would a man that seemingly has style, flare, and intelligence (ok, two outta three ain't bad, right?) hate rap? It's simple.. because the rap game has done Scott Hall wrong. You remember back in the days of the old WWF.. when 1-2-3 Kid and Shawn Micheals were establishing themselves.. and Diesel was feared.. The Undertaker was running rampant and all that.. well another man was there.. and that man's name was Razor.. Ramon. Now for those of you who are wrestling challenged and don't know who the hell Razor Ramon is.. Razor Ramon is none other than the WME's Scott Hall. Scott Hall has been after Cena for ages.. talking about how the WME is a wrestling company and not a record company.. but today we'll prove that that's nothing but sour grapes coming from our former WME World Champion. The truth of the matter is.. that Scott Hall was the originator of "bling bling" and he was approached by Interscope records to get a record deal.. of course, that's just rumor. It's not been proven.. until now. Our scene opens out front of Interscope Records where a long black limo is pulling up to the front of the building. The license plate reads "W0RDL1F3" so we can only guess that John Cena is in the limo waiting to stop.. and where John Cena is.. the A-Train surely isn't far behind. The limo stops and out comes the massive muscle of man known as the A-Train.. and after him.. comes Stacy Keibler. Stacy looks up at the huge building and shakes her head.. John Cena comes out of the limo and looks at her.. he then speaks. ]|

-:)[ " The Untouchable " John Cena ](:- " Ey.. Ey yo wha'chu lookin' at girl? "

-:)[ " Cena's Personal Sex Goddess " Stacy Keibler ](:- " Nothing, nothing. Let's just get whatever we have to do done with so we can go home. "

-:)[ " The Untouchable " John Cena ](:- " Damn girl.. why you gotta be like 'dat, huh? Don't you know where 'dis place is? "

-:)[ " Cena's Personal Sex Goddess " Stacy Keibler ](:- " Do you really wanna know my answer to that babe? "

-:)[ " The Untouchable " John Cena ](:- " Umm.. [turns to A-Train] Wha'chu think? "

|[ Scene - A-Train puts his hands up as if to say Don't get me involved in this. John Cena then turns back to Stacy and begins to speak. ]|

-:)[ " The Untouchable " John Cena ](:- " Aight.. yeah I do wanna know wha'cha answer is to 'dat.. "

-:)[ " Cena's Personal Sex Goddess " Stacy Keibler ](:- " Well I don't get why the hell we're here. I mean...are we ever not at a record company or something to do with rap? It gets kinda dull for someone like me when ... I'd much rather be...at home.. with you. "

|[ Scene - Stacy gives him a little nudge and smiles innocently at him. ]|

-:)[ " The Untouchable " John Cena ](:- " Baby.. look.. I promise right after this we can hop in 'dat limo.. and go home.. if you remember.. I still haven't asked you 'dat important thing I was supposed to ask you.. remember 'dat? "

-:)[ " Cena's Sex Goddess " Stacy Keibler ](:- " Yeah I remember.. hehe.. C'mon baby Im still waiting. "

-:)[ " The Untouchable " John Cena ](:- " Wait... you mean now? In fronta' him? You can't be serious.. "

-:)[ " Cena's Sex Goddess " Stacy Keibler ](:- " No, silly, I mean when we get home. "

-:)[ " The Untouchable " John Cena ](:- " Oh aight.. well check 'dis out.. 'da reason here is simple. I got a few friends down in here 'da south.. who hooked me up on some info ya heard? Well peep this.. it turns out 'dat Scott Hall back when he was in his bling bling stage.. he actually had a record deal. Can you believe 'dat? So what I decided to do was this.. why not go up here.. find out if it's true.. and rub it in 'dat fools face.. that he just can't cut 'da mustard as a rapper.. hell, he can't cut 'da mustard as anything. I mean.. come on.. look at his chump ass title reign.. it lasted what.. a month? Then I snatched his tag team title.. I mean come on.. let's be honest.. Scott Hall is a failure.. a.. a has-been.. he don't even deserve to share the same ring as me.. a wrestlin' great! Yo, but all I know is 'dis.. payback is a bitch.. and 'dat's exactly what it's gon be.. this Thursday Night on Smackdown.. "

-:)[ " Cena's Sex Goddess " Stacy Keibler ](:- " We already know this babe. Wait.. did you say he was a rapper? "

|[ Scene - Stacy's eyes widen and she shakes her head. ]|

-:)[ " Cena's Sex Goddess " Stacy Keibler ](:- " That record company must have been.. really.. desperate. "

-:)[ " The Hairy Ass Monster " A-Train ](:- " Yeah no kidding.. this must have been when Interscope was just getting off the ground or something.. "

-:)[ " The Untouchable " John Cena ](:- " No doubt.. no doubt.. but yo.. I know the way to find out if Scott Hall was here or not.. "

-:)[ " Cena's Sex Goddess " Stacy Keibler ](:- " Oh you do, do you? "

-:)[ " The Untouchable " John Cena ](:- " Trust me baby.. I got it locked.. just look at 'da floor.. I mean Scott Hall's ole greezy ass hair be leavin all kinda trails and shit.. just don't light a match.. cos then we'd all be in for it.. ya heard? "

-:)[ " Cena's Sex Goddess " Stacy Keibler ](:- " John.. I swear sometimes.. "

|[ Scene - Stacy shakes her head. ]|

-:)[ " Cena's Sex Goddess " Stacy Keibler ](:- " Nevermind, come on let's get this over with. "

-:)[ " The Untouchable " John Cena ](:- " Aight.. I'm cool wit 'dat.. Let's go.. "

|[ Scene - The three of them go inside and begin walking around looking at everybody inside doing busy work to make it seem like they're doing something. John Cena looks around and doesn't seem impressed with the surroundings at all. ]|

-:)[ " The Untouchable " John Cena ](:- " No wonder, Scott Hall used to rap here.. this place is lame as hell man. Ain't got no fliers.. no colors.. no nothin.. just a bunch of sad ass people who ain't worth a damn. Pfft, if that ain't Scott Hall I don't know what is. Scott Hall think he all big and bad just cos' he won the WME Title.. hell, one word describes that title reign.. and that's called ' FLUKE ' 'dat's right.. it was a FLUKE! Somethin' 'dat shouldn't have happened.. but did.. and this Thursday Night.. pfft, somethin' gon' happen aight.. I'm gon' take my foot.. and shove it straight up Scott Hall's ass.. and then we gon see just how tough 'dat fool really is.. "

-:)[ " The Hairy Ass Monster " A-Train ](:- " You said it, man.. that guy needs to realize that he and his little buddy Triple H.. got lucky last week.. that's something that rarely.. and I mean rarely happens here on Smackdown.. and you can bet your ass.. it's something that will never happen again. "

-:)[ " The Untouchable " John Cena ](:- " No doubt, man.. that's why you on my team. Sure, you hairy as hell.. but yo.. you always got my back man.. and I appreciate it.. but yo, first things first.. let's get this info on 'da phony ass record deal.. and be out.. we got some uhh.. personal business handle.. feel me? "

|[ Scene - A-Train shakes his head in agreement as they begin to move forward.. they ask a few questions about directions here and there and find themselves on the elevator, in the elevator a little bit of music is played.. since Cena, Stacy and A-Train have a bit of time before they get to the very top floor.. Cena begins to speak. ]|

-:)[ " The Untouchable " John Cena ](:- " Ha ha.. yo, I'm bout to flow on this beat, dawg.. "

-:)[ " The Hairy Ass Monster " A-Train ](:- " This beat? Why.. it sucks. "

-:)[ " Cena's Sex Goddess " Stacy Keibler ](:- " John.. you CAN'T be serious.. you're actually going to rap on THIS of all beats? "

-:)[ " The Untouchable " John Cena ](:- " Yo.. a good Emcee can rhyme on any beat.. check it out.. "

|[ Begin Rap ]|

Yo.. New Day, New Flow To Break Down.
Got Everybody In Dubya-Em-E Hatin' Me Now.
Just Cos' I Say What I Got To Say All The Time.
So Instead Of Bitin My Tongue.. I Spit Out A Little Rhyme.
John Cena's A Rapper.. He Has No Place In Wrestling, Huh?
Nah.. That's Scott Hall, Cos After Smackdown He's DONE!
That's Right.. Imma End The Pathetic Thing He Calls A Career.
Scott Hall Can OD On Alcohol, Pfft.. I Wouldn't Shed A Tear.
HEY YO.. You Say.. Tryin' To Be Hip And All Cool.
C'mon Let's Be Honest, Dawg.. Who You Tryin' To Fool?
You Think Wit'Cha Greasy Hair.. You Can Beat Me?
Last Week Was Luck.. That's The Only Way You Can Defeat Me.
So What That I'm A Rapper.. I Back My Talk Up In 'Da Ring.
Been Wrestlin' For A While.. Almost Won Every Thing.
The WME World Title.. That's The Title I've Never Won.
And Now Triple H Goin' For It.. Pfft.. Don't That Sound Dumb?
I've Dealt With You Before Hall.. You Wuddn't Much To Topple Over
Mess With Me.. You'll Be Like Gowen.. One Leg, and Hobblin Over
Hall You Say This Ain't A Record Company.. And You Right.
But Every Thursday Night.. I'm Always Lookin For A Fight.
Whether It Be In The Arena.. Or On The Mic.
I'm Always Tight.. Never Are My Rhymes Alike.
You Know What's Funny Tho? People Like You.. Always Hatin.
Then You Get Mad.. When It's The Obvious I'm Statin..
Well Scott Hall.. Time Is Up.. Your A Dead Duck.
Whether You Show Or You Don't.. I JUST DON'T GIVE A..

|[ End Rap ]|

|[ Scene - Stacy puts her hand over John Cena's mouth.. as he was just about to say the word.. that rhymes with duck.. and starts with an f.. oh you know what it is! Anyway.. Stacy then shakes her 'no' and begins to speak. ]|

-:)[ " Cena's Personal Sex Goddess " Stacy Keibler ](:- " JOHN! You promised you would tone it down.. remember? "

-:)[ " The Untouchable " John Cena ](:- " What'chu talkin about? I don't remember that.. "

-:)[ " The Hairy Ass Monster " A-Train ](:- " Yeah me eith.. "

|[ Scene - Stacy gives A-Train a hard look. A-Train stops and speaks again. ]|

-:)[ " The Hairy Ass Monster " A-Train ](:- " I mean.. uhh.. yeah, you definately said it John.. "

-:)[ " The Untouchable " John Cena ](:- " Man.. you chump! You 'sposed to be fearless.. "

-:)[ " The Hairy Ass Monster " A-Train ](:- " Hey.. I can only protect you in so many situations.. if I were to protect you in the place she woulda kicked me in.. had I gone against her.. then it'd just look weird. "

-:)[ " Cena's Personal Sex Goddess " Stacy Keibler ](:- " Baby...you promised, are you telling me you don't remember what you promise to me? "

|[ Scene - Stacy gives John Cena an unsure pout. ]|

-:)[ " The Untouchable " John Cena ](:- " Hell nah.. 'course I remember what I promised.. I mean.. I did promise it, right? Shoo'.. I'll tone it down just a bit.. "

-:)[ " Cena's Personal Sex Goddess " Stacy Keibler ](:- " Now, was that so hard? Hm...was it? I don't ask for much but you know how people are when you go off like a storm. They give me dirty looks and this face...uhh no, it don't look good with stress wrinkles from people giving me dirty looks. You should know that by now. "

-:)[ " The Untouchable " John Cena ](:- " You know what dawg.. this place ain't worth it.. let's just bounce.. "

|[ Scene - The Elevator stops but John Cena just presses the button for it to go back down.. so they can leave the area. ]|