|[ Prologue - Last week was a week that nobody will ever forget in the wCw. J-Dawg, wCw's biggest superstar ever, returned to action inside of a wCw ring! His first match in almost 2 years. We saw J-Dawg dominate The Rock in a singles match. With this win, J-Dawg proves he still has the skills to wrestle in a ring. But do the others have the skill to wrestle with him? We will soon find out. At Thunder, J-Dawg takes on Darkside. One of wCw's Finest.]|

Location: J-Dawgs Home| In Oakland, California
Time: Friday April 08th | 8:39 PM
Scene: ' Just Can't Stop A TRUE ICON '

|[ Scene - The scene opens up inside of J-Dawg's house. Where we last saw him. Except instead of in the living room, we see the shot go upstairs and to the left. We enter a office of some sort. The back of the chair is facing the camera, but we can clearly hear the voice of J-Dawg on the phone. By the pitch of his voice, we can tell that he is mad about something. All of a sudden the chair spins around, with Jay facing the camera. He slings his cell phone against the wall, shattering it immediately. Jay begins to speak. ]|

|-*LoCkEd N LoAdEd*-| John Cena - I bet'cha all wonderin' who that was on the phone, huh? Well it was Shane actually. Tellin' me that I got the second match on the card. The second fuckin' match! I should be main eventin' this muh'fucka. But it isn't enough that they got me goin' up against some rookie bitch named FartSize. Who the fuck is Fartsize? Oh, Oh! Darkside. He said Darkside. Like I give a flyin' fuck what the dudes name is. It doesn't matter really. He's just another dude to put on my ever growin' list of bitches. The shit thats really funny is this. So Shane tells me the rest of the card right. I mean look at it. Skidmark Vs. Bob Stevens. I've beat Bob Stevens. Whore Voyeur Vs. 2crazy. I whooped 2C's ass in a hell in a cell match back in the day. JBL verse Kirk Angel. Annihilated Kirk before. And lastly, John Cena and Stone Cold verse Shame and Balogna Richards. Let's see, beat Cena in the old wCw. Me and Jaykay both whooped up on Stone Colds pathetic ass in the old wCw. Never beat Game, but he's a Triple Aitch ripoff, nuff' said there. And who the fuck names theirselves after lunchmeat? Bologna Richards? For real. Maybe it's cause her shit all smells like rotted meat. Who the fuck knows.

Anyway, back to this Darkside bitch. I've heard of ya' somewhere before. Where was it at, where was it at? Oh yeah! Ya' the dude dat' Triple Aitch ripoff made look like a bitch on Nitro! Yo! I knew I remembered ya' from somewhere. When it comes right down to it Darkside, that's what you'll be after Thunder again. Just another bitch. I mean hell. Ya' gettin' used all over the place. Judgin' by how much you get used in tha ring, ya' should just start chargin' for ya' services. I'm sure you'll make more money than Trish on the corner of 106th and Park. I feel ashamed even wrestlin' a dude of ya' caliber. I'm a god damn legend in this industry yet, I keep gettin' held back by people. I hope the people who is holdin' me back, remembers what happened last time they tried this shit. I handed them their asses. Personally. Ya' see Shitslide, I've been in this game for a long time. I've seen 'em come, I've watched 'em go. Put many a dudes in the hospital. Ended many a careers. What have you done? What makes you so note-worthy that you can just get a match with somebody of my skill? What?!? Huh?!? What have you accomplished in this fuckin' industry? How many wins you got? I can guaran-damn-tee your loss column has a number alot bigger than ya' win column does. Ya' nothin' but a straggler. A can't hack it who refuses to just say you FUCKIN' SUCK!

|[ Scene - We see Jay stand up and walk around the side of the table. He heads out the hall and takes a right. He walks a few doors down then stops. ]|

|-*LoCkEd N LoAdEd*-| John Cena - Anyways man, this is all I'ma speak on ya' for now. But I'ma bout to do something that all the viewers at home should relate well too. I'ma go take a shit! Cause thats exactly what they do when you are on the TV. Ya' boring as fuck dude. Get a new gimmick, think up something fresher! Maybe then, you'll be able to capitalize on somethin' dawg.

|[ Scene - We see Jay go into the bathroom and close the door. We hear the grunts and heaves of him pushing as the scene fades to black. ]|