Satine: Yep, another day. And boy, you've got a bunch of shit to do!

:::She then turns the water off and lights a bunch of candles, turns off the overhead bathroom light, and sinks into a tub full of bubbles.:::

:::Sitting back in the tub, she goes through what she has to do for today. Interviews, workout, some shopping, maybe. She sighs and relaxes and begins shaving her legs.:::

:::Some people had tried to get to her, by being sore losers, while others were intrigued by what Satine does in order to succeed. She continues shaving her legs and giggles at herself, knowing that the Elimination Chamber Match at Wrestlemania was going to be one of her finest victories yet!:::

:::Suddenly she hears a knock at the door. She yells for them to hang on a minute- and gets out of the tub. She quickly dries off, puts on her robe, and makes her way out of the bathroom to open the door. When she opens it, she sees Michael Cole standing there with a camera crew. She goes to slam the door in his face, but "Bubba" the biggest man in the crew puts his hand on the door to keep it open.:::

Satine: Excuse me, who the hell do you think you are?

Cole: Satine we just need to get a few words on your match at Wrestlemania. As you know it's for the XWA Women's World Championship- something that Lita has, and you have the chance of getting for yourself!

Satine: You came here at 8 in the morning to interview me? GOD, Mikey, of all the people in the world, the last one I want to see this early in the morning is you! I�m expecting someone, and soon- don't you realize you should have called first?

Cole: Aww, Satine, don't be like that can we just do this and get it over with??

Satine: Fine... you want my thoughts... well here ya go.

Lita & Trish Stratus... 2 of the best females in the XWA. Going head to head in the ring at Wrestlemania. For the XWA Women's World Title. Yeah, that sounds great! What an event! But what would make it even better? Throwing SATINE NICOLE in the mix! Not to mention the other no name wannabes that will be thrown in there purely for my satisfaction. Yeah! That will get ratings! And do you know why?

Because I'm the Queen of Wrestling, and the only true Queen in XWA! While Lita wants to be the "Queen of Extreme" and everyone else wants to claim their "Royalty" status, I'm the one who succeeds no matter where I go or who I come up against. I've got the talent to back up what I say, and I know that pisses you people off more than you can stand! But what happens at Wrestlemania will go down in history as one of the best matches of all time- and when Satine Nicole is raised victorious? You best believe that no matter what else happens in the XWA, Satine Nicole will be at the center of it all. Just like every other place I�m involved in. Satine Nicole will get the spotlight- the glory, the BELT! And it's all going down at Wrestlemania. But don't think I will stop there, people. Because once I've won one belt, I won't stop until I've won them all. And that includes you, Stacy Keibler. The one who just thinks she's so high and mighty- one day I will knock you off that high horse of yours, and you'll realize that I'M the one being put up on the pedestal- and with good reason! I can't wait- so until then, folks, just don't get your panties in a bunch. I just want to win this thing- and I will. Now, Mikey, I've got shit to do so buh bye!

Cole: That was Satine Nicole, the UNDISPUTED Queen of Wrestling, who will be taking on Lita, Kimberly, Trish, Amanda and Dawn Marie for the XWA Women's World Title at Wrestlemania. What a match this will be! And what a sport you are! Thank you Satine!

:::Satine smiles and then wastes no time kicking everyone out of her hotel room. She stands there and looks at the door then giggles.:::

1 Hour Later- Photo Shoot

:::Satine is seen at a photo shoot for XWA.com and is having a great time. She's wearing a halter-dress, and is told to look like she had a secret but didn't want to tell... she did just that, much to the photographer's delight! He tells her to make it believeable, and she laughs at him, but does so anyway.:::

:::The photographer kept getting more and more excited, as Satine began posing more and more. He tells her to turn around, and glance at the camera- then someone hands her a pair of glasses and tells her to use them in any way she wants to. She giggled at everyone, and turned to face the camera.:::

:::The music continues playing, and Satine is getting more and more into this photo shoot. Excitement filled the air just as it always has with Satine in the room. Suddenly, of course, the "spell" was broken by Michael Cole entering the room. Satine gave him a dirty look, and continued with her shoot. Finally, Cole jumps in front of the camera, blocking the photographer, who started cursing in German.:::

Satine: Mikey, why do you always have to piss off the German Photographer, you asswipe? Is it THAT much of a thrill to be in my presence? oh wait.. of course it is what the hell am I saying. What do you want, you dipwad?

:::Cole is hurt by Satine's words, just as he always has been, but clears his throat and continues.:::

Cole: Satine, first of all, I just wanted to ask you about who you're bringing to Wrestlemania- and why it's such a big deal?

Satine: Mikey, I already gave that scoop to XWA.com. And I'll tell you the same thing- you'll know when he gets here, and yes, it is a big deal. The shit's going to hit the fan, and Stephanie doesn't even realize it yet. But she will- (grins) Is that all you're here for? Can't you see I'm busy with Hans?

Hans: Sie Idiot! Wie trauen Sie meinen Fotoeintragfaden behinderen! Ich habe Sie sodomized im r�ckseitigen Raum! Ich hasse Sie und ich hoffe Sie W�rfel, Sie Sohn eines Weibchens! Essen Sie Schei�e und sterben Sie Sie assramming fag Junge!!

Translation: You idiot! How dare you interfere with my photo shoot! I'll have you sodomized in the back room! I hate you, and I hope you die, you son of a bitch! Eat shit and die you assramming fag boy!!

Satine: Hans! Sprechen Sie nicht mit ihm, da� Weise, er nicht irgendwie wei� zu verbessern! Dieses ist etwas dumb Schei�e gerade, die ihn mu� mein kleiner Welpe Junge sein und mir um die ganze Zeit folgen denkt. Ein Tag erlernt er, aber bis dann, ist er noch im Gesch�ft mit mir und wird ein Teil von diesem sein! Schlie�en Sie jetzt das Bumsen oben, oder ich zeige Sie, da� Ihre grosse �ffnung empf�ngt "bewirkt"!

Translation: Hans! Don't speak to him that way, he doesn't know any better! This is just some dumb shit who thinks he has to be my little puppy boy and follow me around all the time. One day he'll learn, but until then, he is still in the business with me, and will be a part of this! Now shut the fuck up or I'll show you the "effects" your big mouth will receive!

:::The room goes silent except for Satine's laughter echoing throughout the room. Cole, not understanding German laughed heartilly, and Hans glared at him. Satine pats Cole on the head and looks at him as if to say "anything else?" Cole looks at her and begins speaking again.:::

Cole: Satine, I need your thoughts on your "Elimination Chamber Match" versus Trish, Lita, Kim, Amanda and Dawn Marie, which you know is for the Women's World title!

Satine: Well, Mikey, you want my thoughts? I will give you my thoughts! At Wrestlemania, when we step inside that ring for what will become MY Women's World Title Belt, those so-called "ladies" are going to find out just why I'm called The Undisputed Queen of Wrestling. They will realize that when I set out to do something, I achieve it, and that they have no business getting in the ring with me. Lita, yes, we've worked together several times- and yes, we work well together. But at Wrestlemania, all that doesn't matter, because there's gold in my future, and it will be my pleasure to eliminate everyone in this matchup to get it. Maybe, just maybe, they'll learn that they're not all they're cracked up to be, and I'm sure that will eat at them until the day they die. They've all had their opportunity to shine, and didn't make it... and now? It's my turn! I'm in the XWA, and as everyone knows, I waste no time making my presence known- and I'm sure you've already seen that happening. But at Wrestlemania, Satine Nicole won't just let some trampy wanna-be Queen have any chance at getting this Title! Just because Lita has that belt, proving that she was better than everyone else here, doesn't mean that she's going to keep it- especially when I'm in the picture. And trust me when I say that I will prove to each and every one of these "divas" that they've got "jack shit" when it comes to wrestling. After Wrestlemania, ladies, if you're still walking, I'm sure you'll never take me up on the offer of a rematch, because you'll realize just what everyone else has. I'm too good for you. And I will beat you time and time again in the middle of MY ring. Ladies? If you think any different? Then by all means step up and show me. I'll just beat you down yet again, and that's the truth.

:::Just then, the Photographer interrupts Satine again...:::

German MoFo: Wem sind diese Frauen und warum Sie ihnen diese Aufmerksamkeit gebend? Nicht verstehen Sie uns sind auf einem Stichtag, Satine? Ich interessiere mich nicht wem dieses Michael Cole ist, ich habe die Sachen, zum zu tun und ich werde nicht herum sitzen und Ihren Esel warten!

Translation: Who are these women and why are you giving them this attention? Don't you understand we're on a deadline, Satine? I don't care who this Michael Cole is, I have things to do and I'm not going to sit around and wait for your ass!

:::Satine glares at Hans and spews her fury his way.:::

Satine: Hans? Wie trauen Sie mit mir so sprechen! Wissen Sie, wem ich bin? Ich Bin Satine Nicole! Die K�nigin von Wrestling! Ich bin Kranker Ihrer Schei�e und von diesem Vorw�rts Moment werden Sie hiermit abgefeuert! Bekommen Sie das Bumsen aus meinem Studio, heraus und gehen Sie zur�ck zu Deutschland Sie fetter bastard!

Translation: Hans? How dare you speak to me that way! Do you know who I am? I'm Satine Nicole! The Queen of Wrestling! I'm sick of your shit and from this moment forward you are hereby fired! Get the fuck out of my studio, and go back to Germany you fat bastard!

Satine: Mikey, this interview is over.

:::With that, Hans started packing his photography equipment, and Satine stalked off into her dressing room. The scene fades out with Cole standing there, microphone in hand, still waiting for more words from Satine. (HELLO he can't speak German, silly! Sheesh! Like he knows what's going on!!):::

2 Hours Later- Lunch

:::The scene opens back up at a banquet hall, where XWA has set up a luncheon for all the superstars. The place was packed, as it was set for a meet and greet as well, and people were coming in from everywhere. As the cameras pan around, we see tables full of food, everything from vegan delights to pastries. The camera keeps panning and finally stops on Satine Nicole.:::

Satine: Nothing like a table full of food with my name on it. You do realize I can eat and eat and I never gain an ounce? Now take that one for example. (The camera pans to a female superstar-in-training) She's eating bean sprouts and carrots. Where's the enjoyment in that? Do you know why? Because she was told by her trainer she needed to lose 10 lbs. I know, I know, I'm not the average Diva. I'm perfection personified, and everyone knows that no one in XWA can compare to me. I prove that every day. I can't believe some of these people think they can measure up to me. It's all too funny.

Just like this cheese danish, I am the best. Ladies? You're nothing compared to me and you never will be. Maybe once upon a time all of you had something "special", but you see, the times have changed! And when someone thinks of the best, their minds always go to me. Because I have proven time and time again that yes indeed, I am the best. And there is nothing and no one that will be able to tell me any different!

See, there was a time when I respected some of you. A couple of you were even legends in your game. But that was a long time ago, and now I'M the Legend entering this match up. What's with the titshots? The bedhopping? Flaunting yourselves around instead of trying to improve on your game? Trying to be cool, to get all the attention, but just like everyone else knows, when Satine's in the picture, that's all it's about. Satine Nicole. The Best. What do ya know, that's me! Just realize, "Ladies", that just because you get a shot at getting from Lita what will end up being MY title, that doesn't mean you'll get it. I'm not letting anyone get past me, and you can count on that! SO I hope you're all somewhere in the banquet hall, drowning your sorrows in some oh so delicious foods, because after Wrestlemania, that's all you'll be able to do... well, unless you have to suck it out of a straw and believe me, I can have that arranged!!! Now get the camera out of my face, I'm starving!

:::With that, Satine begins eating off of her plate, laughing at all the Divas from across the room, and the scene fades out.:::

3 Hours Later- House Show

:::As the scene fades back in on the XWA House Show in Gainesville, FL, "Legs" by Kid Rock hits the PA System, and the crowd goes nuts! Soon after, Satine's pyro explodes along with everyone there.:::

:::Satine emerges from backstage to quite an uproar.:::

:::As she makes her way down the ramp, Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler continue speaking.:::

King: OH My GOD!! Yippeeeeeee!! It's Satine Nicole!

Cole: Indeed it is, King. The lovely and oh so talented Queen of Wrestling! She's beautiful!

King: You're right, Cole! Look at those legs! WOOHOOO!!! I don't know what the seven wonders of the world are... But Satine is walking on two of them! Look at em! They go up and up and up... then boom they make an ass of themselves! I can't stand it! Hee Hee Hee!!!

Cole: Yes, I know what you mean, King. And I admire them!

King: Of course you do, Cole! You're a stalker! Let's just get to what's going on!

Cole: We go now to the ring, and to the beautiful and talented Satine Nicole.

:::As Satine enters the ring she begins blowing kisses to the crowd, showing them her appreciation. Soon enough, the fans begin chanting Queen Satine! Queen Satine! Which makes her blow even more kisses:::

:::Satine then grabs a microphone, thrilled with the crowd's response and begins speaking while they all die down to a hush- hanging on every word:::

Satine: I know alot of people are wondering where Queenie's head is right now... for the Federations I've been involved in, in the recent past, the Titles I've won, the "Big Secret" everyone's talking about as to who I'm bringing with me to Wrestlemania. But you know what? My mind is exactly where it should be- and that's preparing for the Elimination Chamber match at Wrestlemania where I, Satine Nicole, will win the XWA Women's World Championship Title!! After Raw, I went to my hotel room, and I wondered if I would be able to get any sleep due to the excitement... and for the first time in quite awhile I slept like a baby! When I woke up in the morning, I looked into the mirror and for the first time in months a real smile came across my face too! Knowing that I'm the best in the business! I am Satine Nicole, a Hall of Famer, world reknown legend and the Undisputed Queen of Wrestling! And that this match will be one of the easiest things in the world- and trust me- chambers, all the divas, nothing will be easier to handle- I'm winning this thing and there's not a god damn thing anyone can do about it!!

:::As Satine stands in the ring, looking out at the crowd, they begin chanting Queen Satine!! Queen Satine!! Queen Satine!! with such loudness, it shook the whole arena! Satine smiles at everyone and blows them kisses, then continues speaking.:::

Satine: Kimberly, Trish, Dawn Marie, Lita?? Hell, even Amanda- whoever the hell you are! At Wrestlemania we meet in my Ring but unfortunately for you all, I will be leaving victorious! You are so stupid, you wouldn't know how to wrestle if your life depended on it. And I'm sure you probably don't believe so, ladies, but trust me your life DOES depend on it! I just might take each and every one of you out of your career, how would you like that? Ladies, I will beat the living hell out of you, and that's just something you'll have to deal with. Ladies, I'm so god damn sick of seeing your sorry asses around here, my goal is not only to win this belt, I will take your career away from you at the drop of a hat! There's no room for back lying, leg spreading whores in this business, who hope to sleep their way to the top. You all make me sick, and I'm going to show you just how sick of it I am! I've retired count them 11 wrestlers, ya whores! And you, my "friends", will be the next on my list! So rest up before Wrestlemania, Ladies, because on that day, you'll feel the "effects" of what happens when you enter my ring- just like every time before! So till Then, my pretties!