Satine: All I have to say is that if The Queen Wanna-Be thinks she's got anything on me, she's headed in the wrong direction. What she doesn't realize is that I'm the Top Dog in this business, and have been since the beginning. I fight to win, and winning is the only thing I'm good at.
Why is it that some people just can't get me out of their head? They sit and worry about what I'm doing, who I'm screwing, right down to what shoes I'm wearing. But you see, while I AM used to it, I do have to say that Stacy Keibler takes it way above and beyond. Just how obsessed can one person be?
Take her latest shoot for instance... I watched it, I laughed at it, I quickly turned it off. The girl's whole tyrade was about me. Satine Nicole. While, yes, she did manage to spew a few words out about Caitlin McMahon and her match, what, 10 tops? The rest of her spiele consisted of nothing but Satine Nicole and my match at Wrestlemania- one that she's not even INVOLVED in! Why on the Goddess's green earth would she not be focused on her match? The task at hand? She needs to realize that if she doesn't focus, she'll land flat on her ass. And it will happen soon- even if I have to do it myself. Stacy? Get a life, honey, because if you don't? I'll be snagging your belt next to become yet again a double champ! That is, unless Caitlin knocks you on your ass first- and in a way I hope she does. And don't try to flatter me by saying that I'm right about the women involved in the Elimination Chamber match at Wrestlemania. Because I already know I am, and kissing my ass won't make me feel any better about you.
Speaking of The Elmination Chamber match, Ladies, I hope to god you don't sincerely think that you'll make it out of our match a winner. Because you see, I already have proven that I get what I want. And at Wrestlemania, I�ll prove it again when I win the XWA Women's World Championship! What can I say? I am the dominant one in this equation.
Now Amanda, whoever the hell you are, I don't understand how you think that you deserve even a shot at me in the first place- let alone at the Title we're fighting for! Well, Chicky, come Wrestlemania, I am going to prove to every one in attendance as well as everyone watching at home that you can not hold a candle to Satine Nicole, and that's the truth. You think that you can take me on I sincerely hope you don't think your looks or your tits are going to get you the XWA Women's World Title, "Mandy"! Because trust me, it won't! What you need is wrestling talent and some skills. And I'm not talking about your average daily workout, screwing the guys in the back. I'm talking about actually putting forth something that would prove you worthy of this shot- which I'll tell you right now, you DON'T! If you think you can prove me wrong and that you'll walk out of Wrestlemania the Women's World Champion? You've got another thing coming, and you'll be knocked for a loop by what I bring you. I will walk in a contender, but sure as I'm talking to your dumb blonde ass, I will walk out Women's World Champ. That's just a fact, one that I know will be pounded into your skull by the end of the night. By the time I'm through with you, "Mandy", I will have you bowing to my feet, and nothing- trust me, NOTHING, will happen otherwise.
Coach: Well, thanks, Satine, that was ummm...well, anyway, what else do you have to say to the other women involved in this matchup?
:::Satine gives Coach a dirty look, then starts laughing. She pats him on the head, and continues.:::
Satine: Let's just say that it pays to pay attention in this business. And when you don't, well, there's not much you can do than accept the ass kicking you receive. And Dawn Marie and Kimberly Page will be fine examples of just that. They think they can take me on? Pffft, I've had kittens that put up more of a fight than they will. This isn't a porn flick, and there's no old men to kill to get their money either, Dawn. And Kimberly? Let's just say that the only talent on your side is wrapped up in your husband. You can't do shit when it comes to wrestling, and at Wrestlemania, I will prove that to you. Maybe you could take up a job in the porn industry. Because you'll realize that you don't belong in this business, honey. Let alone consider yourself worthy of being in my presence. Lita? We've worked together several times- and I'm telling you that I do enjoy your company. But at the end of our Elimination Chamber match, dear one, you will be saying goodbye to that precious gold and you will shed a tear as the referee hands it over to yours truly. Nothing is keeping me from that belt, Lita... and friend or not, that includes you.
:::Suddenly a girl comes up to Satine and Coach, all in a frenzy, interrupting her in the middle of what she was saying.:::
Chickie: Hey, you're Satine Nicole! I love watching you in everything you do! I'm sure you can tell me who you're bringing back! I'm your biggest fan, Satine, and I can sure as hell keep a secret!
:::Satine is instantly angered and proceeds to push the chick away.:::
Satine: Back off, Bitch! Can't you see I'm in the middle of something? I haven't even told my mother who's coming back with me to Wrestlemania... so why the hell would I tell you? So get the hell out of here before I kick your ass in the process! Just know that it's someone huge, he will make a difference, and you need to get the hell away from me.
:::With that, The Girl runs away crying, and Satine then turns back to the Coach, who was surprised at what he just saw. Satine clears her throat and continues.:::
Satine: Ladies, just don't be surprised when I knock you on your asses when you try to win this Belt! Nothing will make me happier than showing you that Satine Nicole knows what she's talking about- and when it comes to the Queen of Wrestling- you should all learn to bow down. I am Royalty, after all. And backtalk will not be tolerated.
I'm the Queen of Wrestling and that title wasn't just handed to me. I've worked with several of the Superstars in this Federation and they know who I am and what I'm about. Now, Coach, if you'll excuse me, I've got some partying to do! Ta Ta for now!!
:::With that, Coach reluctantly thanks Satine, and goes on his merry way. Satine is seen dancing her ass off as the night continues and the scene fades out.:::
The Next Day- Photo Shoot
:::Satine is seen in her dressing room with her makeup artist, Olivia. She was posing for a yet another Spot on XWA.com. She was babbling to Olivia incessantly because something in her gut told her it was going to be quite a night, indeed!:::
:::Suddenly, Michael Cole shows up, tripping over himself in his eagerness to interview the Queen of Wrestling. Satine lets out a sigh as she watches Cole fumble over himself and giggles at him too.:::
Satine: Let me guess, you want my words on my Elimination Chamber match. Well fine here ya go.
Ladies, we haven't heard much from you so far! I'm sure getting breast implants or collagen injections, or whatever the hell you do just fills up your busy schedule, huh? Don't you realize, ladies, that the XWA Women's World Title is going to me? Don't you think you should at least act like you're going to try for it?
Now, I'm sure that you're scared, and for that I can sympathize. Knowing that this match will be my next win? You'll be up against the best in the business? That's got to put a few butterflies into your stomach! Knowing that I can flatten you in an instant? That can't be a good feeling.
Is it because no matter what you've accomplished previously, you're dreading having to be taken down by me? I'm sure that's got to be it. Knowing ahead of time that your worst nightmare is coming true and that the Women's World Title will never go to you? That can't feel good, not one little bit. Just realize Ladies, I will have battered and bruised your ego as well as your body, and I guarantee that it will happen at Wrestlemania. Lita, nothing against you, and you know this- but this is business. Now Mikey, I'm busy could you wrap this up?
Cole: I sure can, Satine thank you so much, and may I say you look beautiful tonight.
:::Satine looks over at the drooling Michael Cole, and laughs his way. She lets out an I know! and giggles as Cole starts blushing and tripping over himself. Satine then starts posing for the cameras wearing a white bra and matching panties, topping it off with a white feather boa.:::
Photographer: Satine I need you to turn to the left- I want to see the other side of you!
Satine: You'd think after all the time I've been doing this you'd know that no matter what side you're looking at, you're looking at greatness, Pablo.
:::With that, everyone in the studio laughs in agreement, and they continue taking photos. Satine looks more confident than ever, and everyone has noticed.:::
Photographer: Why you calling me Pablo? It's Mr. Santos, thank you very much!
:::Satine looks at Pablo with daggers in her eyes and snickers. About 5 minutes go by, and Pablo kept giving her shit. Satine finally tires of it, and lets him know!:::
Satine: Listen up, Pablo. You have no right to give me any shit. I am Satine Nicole! And I deserve some respect! I am the Queen of Wrestling and I will have you bowing down to me in a matter of seconds if you don't knock off the attitude!
For the love of the Goddess, I don't understand what people are thinking when they talk to me like I'm just some chick off the street. I'm a god damn legend!
Other Photographer: A legend? Is that what you're counting on to get this Title?
:::Satine stomps her foot in anger and returns to the makeup table. She couldn't believe how these people were treating her! After all she'd been through, after all she had accomplished, and she was being treated like shit. She turns back to the photographers and begins another rant.:::
Satine: What I am counting on is my talent, boys. Something you people don't fucking see due to having too much time on your hands. You waste that time by gazing at us in our underwear, wishing to god you were by our sides in bed. I could win this thing on the first day of my period, bloated, cramping, feeling like complete and utter shit. I could wear a potato sack and I'd still end up winning, do you know why? Because Wrestling has nothing to do with clothes, or behavior, or tits, or asses, or thongs, or bikinis. It's about skill, and using that skill to come out on top. THAT is what I'm counting on. THAT is what I have, and THAT is going to get me that Title!
I want These women to know that when it comes to my position, I take it very seriously. When it comes down to it, there's nothing keeping me from getting that Title Wrestlemania. I won't stand by and let some unworthy tramp win this thing. No No No. Because I am the one with the talent. It's ME who boosts ratings for XWA and that's a fact. Hell, and I just got here! So spare me the attitude, boys. Because this Queen of Wrestling ain't hearing it. Now, if you will excuse me, this photo shoot is OVER!!
:::With that, Satine goes back to her dressing room and changes back into her clothes. As she furiously starts packing her things into her gym bag, she laughs at what everyone had to say. This was going to be her night- and no one was going to take that away from her. The scene fades out as Satine finally zips up her bag and leaves the Studio.:::
