Michael Cole: Well Tazz, Tomorrow night is the night! I mean jeez! XWA's first Wrestlemania, which is a historical night in the making, we've got 6 Championship matches, a knock-down drag out Street Fight between Triple H and Stone Cold Steve Austin, not to mention the Elmination Chamber Women's Championship! 6 Divas on one mission- to leave Wrestlemania Women's World Champion!

Tazz: You're not kiddin, Cole! What a night indeed! Also, we finally get to see who Satine Nicole has been talking about bringing back! Satine says that it will turn XWA upside down! Now, Cole, I think Satine's already doing a good job of that... who else could she possibly need to help her? At any rate, we have the beautiful Satine Nicole on hand and that should make for quite an interesting time!

Michael Cole: Boy, I hear ya Tazz. No matter where she goes, that girl always draws a crowd, and every eye seems to be on her!

Tazz: She does seem to be the center of attention, Cole, and with good reason! She's always been a Champion wherever she goes! Speaking of which, Lita keeps throwing around that she's been Women's Champion several times! Maybe after Wrestlemania, she'll realize that Satine's been World Champion, IC Champ, Women's Champ, Tag Champ, the list goes on and on- and my money is on The Queen of Wrestling herself to win this one. So you see, it doesn't matter how many times you've been Women's Champion, Satine Nicole will prove to you and everyone else that she's the "Most Dominant Female". Sorry, Lita. That's just how I feel. It doesn't matter who she's up against, Satine Nicole comes out ON TOP! Not many can say that, now can they Cole?

Michael Cole: That they can't, Tazz. Now, Satine is going up against Lita, Kimberly Page, Amanda Boutwell, Dawn Marie, and Trish Stratus in an Elimination Chamber match for the Women's World Title at WrestleMania! I tell ya, Tazz, Satine is quickly making a name for herself in the XWA!

Tazz: You got that right, Cole, and that's just proving that she's speaking the truth whenever she speaks. The girl said she was going to take XWA by storm, and boy, she has! She's amazing!

Michael Cole: Yes, indeed she IS amazing, Tazz! And what a monstrous win this would be for Satine! I'm excited already!

Tazz: Cole, you get excited when the wind blows just right... hey, when we come back, we'll have Satine Nicole on hand so don't go away you don't want to miss it!

3 mins later, Back To The Ballroom!

Michael Cole: Well that was a waste of time, Tazz!

Tazz: Cole, shut your trap.

Michael Cole: I was just saying...

:::Michael Cole keeps yapping while Tazz gets more and more pissed off. It's all he can do not to hit Cole square in the jaw. Suddenly "Legs" by Kid Rock starts playing and the crowd erupts making the whole building shake with enthusiasm! No one can see Satine, but they know she's coming...:::

Michael Cole: Well? Where is she?

Tazz: You probably pissed her off, Cole! She's gonna kick YOUR ass before she even gets to what she came here for!

Michael Cole: Stop that, Tazz, you know that woman scares me! Now where is she??

:::The camera pans around and finally focuses on Satine Nicole wandering through the crowd. With fans all around her going nuts, she focuses on one.:::

Satine: Do you know what it's like to be in the same room as the Queen? Do you know what it's like to be blessed with a vision of "Greatness"? C'monnn, I know you've always wanted the opportunity. You can't deny it- it's only natural, that dream of yours. To have the best in the business grace you with her presence. In fact, I bet I can paint a picture. You lie awake at night, the moon shining through the window. Flipping through the Diva's Magazine, wondering what it would be like to have me in your bed. The best. The Greatest. The most beautiful, talented Diva in the XWA! And here it is! Your dream come true. While this isn't a bedroom, and this sure ain't a porno flick, here I am, and indeed you are blessed! Because there ain't nothing greater than Satine Nicole! The UNDISPUTED Queen of Wrestling!!

:::The crowd erupts again and the guy she's talking to is sweating profusely. She can see he's noticably aroused and she starts laughing as she pats him on the head and turns around to pose for the fans. With them chanting Queen Satine! Queen Satine! she goes up the steps to the stage. As she "absorbs" the crowd's energy, she begins speaking again.:::

Satine: Do you hear that Ladies? OH wait, you've never had fans chant your name, or erupt to earthquake levels at the mere MENTION of your name, have you? No? Do you know why?? Because YOU ARE NOT WORTHY! You don't deserve it! When they're blessed with the best, why would they waste their energy on a SECOND RATE,no talent freaky dipshits such as yourselves? THEY WON'T!

I've heard what you've had to say about me, Trish, and especially Lita, and I couldn't stop laughing. Do you really think that your trash talking, trying to make my image look bad will win you that Title tomorrow, ladies? You can talk about my looks all you want. Hell, you can try and guess my age, my weight, my most hidden secret... like some cheesy fortune teller. This isn't about looks! This is about wrestling, and fighting to keep your head above water! Something you just haven't seemed to do, obviously. Lita, you may think that you've been doing a good job? That's only because you haven't had any real competition... and I guarantee you that you won't be ready for what I hand out at WrestleMania tomorrow. And I will be leaving with that belt. What do you think you're going to do about it? I am the best, Lita. ME. And you know it's true, deep down inside you. Past your fake tits and dyed hair. I tried being nice to you in my shoots, Lita, but you just decided that it wasn't good enough. You think that you can handle me? Bring it on, girl. Because the ass whooping I hand out tomorrow will be worse than anything you've ever received before. And that's a god damn guarantee.

Ya know, ladies, at least I don't have to dress for "shock value" the way you do. I don't have to prance around practically naked. I'm noticed for my wrestling ability, my talent, and the fact that I accomplish everything I set out to do. I live, eat, breathe this sport day in and day out. All you ladies seem to have time to do is sit and talk your shit in an attempt to make someone else look bad. Obviously it hasn't worked yet, girls. But you keep trying- maybe one day you'll see that telling the truth wins people over more than spewing sewage out of your mouth.

:::The crowd begins cheering again as Satine smirks at the thought of Lita's & Trish's remarks. With the crowd cheering Queen Satine!!! Queen Satine!! She then takes a deep breath and continues.:::

Satine: Perhaps you can't hear them well enough, Ladies. They're chanting QUEEN Satine. Something I'm sure your skanky asses has never heard used in a sentence with your name. The term "Queen"... the "Brand" of greatness. And why should they? Why would they settle for Puppy Chow when they can have Filet Mignon? Just some food for thought- no pun intended. But I digress, I need to explain, possibly even spell out what's going to happen to these bimbettes...

Lita... the so-called Queen of Extreme. Well, I guess it's everyone's dream to be Royalty somehow. As I see it, she will be the easiest and quickest for me. What can I say? When you're not paying attention, you snooze, you lose. And that's exactly what she'll be doing at Wrestlemania! She may think she knows what she's up against. However, I'll say the same thing I say to all my past challenges, Lita- I beat your ass once, hell, on more than one occasion- and I will be only too happy to do it again. The outcome of all of this? I'll have that Title around MY waist- and you'll be whining and crying because you got beat by the best. Sorry to break it to you like that, Lita, but it's just the truth. There is nothing that will please me more than to show you that you DO NOT have what it takes to keep that title away from me, dear Lita. Though I'm sure you'll give it your best shot!

Lita, you have neither the grace or talent to shine my shoes, let alone remain the XWA Women's World Champion! This isn't a skateboarding championship, Lita. This is real life, and real business. And BOY are you in for a lesson on what "Life" has to teach you! I'm sure you'll probably come out here, call me ugly? (laughs) And a bimbo? Or a Slut again? Oooo maybe you'll flatter me by calling me a bitch. Whatever you try to say about me, you'll be adding to the fire, the hostility, heading straight to the hospital once I'm through with you. Just a friendly sidenote, Lita- running your mouth and wrestling in my ring are 2 very different things.

Obviously, someone thought you could play my little game, here. But please realize that with my game? The rules change as I see fit- and I always come out the winner. So choke on that, "Queenie", because after WrestleMania, you'll understand just what I'm talking about.

Now, Amanda, Kimberly, hell, even Dawn Marie. I know you're hiding in the background shaking in your boots because you have to face me. I know you've heard what I can do! You have reason to be scared, though, because when I get you out there in that ring, there's no room to talk. Only room for ACTION. And Ladies, you know as well as everyone else does, well should know anyway, that when I go into action, I'm unstoppable! This will be the first time we've ever gone against each other, girls, but in all reality, I'm sure it won't be the last. Because I will be getting something you want for yourself! And if you're anything like me, you'll try and try until you achieve that goal. To be the #1 Diva in the XWA. But I'm afraid that once I get this title I won't let it go very easily, Ladies. And all of your little fans- well, if you have any- will have changed their minds about you, and will continue flocking to me in Droves.

Once the bell rings, Girls, my actions will explain what I'm talking about. You will matter nothing more than a pebble in my shoe, ladies, and just like a pebble, you will be shaken out and tossed aside. Yes- ELMINATED. Trust me on this. It's just a given.

:::Satine looks right at the camera.:::

OH, now Trish, I haven't forgotten about you. Now, c'mon, Trish... You know as well as I do you will never be the toughest woman in the XWA. That spot is filled permanently and your looking at her. You may think I'm "full of it", but you know as well as everyone else here does, it's the truth. Yes, you've got huge tits. Yes you've got the pouty lips. But, Trish, that's all you've got- and once I get you in my ring, Trish, I will be showing you just that. The fact is, Trish Stratus, you will spend the rest of your life wishing you were me! Or at least you'll be wishing you possessed half of my talents. I'm not a slut like you are, but I've got all the right moves- and those moves will take me straight to the XWA Women's World Championship at WrestlemMania. Now, deep down inside, I can tell you're jealous, and I understand that. Nobody will ever look at you with the admiration and respect that I get day in and day out. But, Trish, I'll tell you right now, that jealousy can only drive you so far... and I guarantee that it won't get that Title around your waist!

Ladies, this is business. And I intend to take business to a whole new level at WrestleMania. The fact that you ladies prance around thinking you're some goddess just doesn't fit your profile. Lita, you claim to be the bytch? While yes, the bitch part is oh-so-fitting, honey, I've just got to tell you that I'm the bigger Bitch in this equation. And I'm a bitch who knows what I want. That Gold, around this waist, and my time in the spotlight. And trust me it will happen.

Please don't waste your time with the image of keeping the gold around YOUR waist emblazened into that pretty little head of yours! Because I will be walking out with it while you're still trying to figure out what happened! You cannot match my talent, nor my grace and speed. Just remember, Lita, we may be tag team partners once in a while, and we may once upon a time have been friends, but nothing and no one will keep me from that XWA Women's World Title!

That's all I've got to say for now, and I have some adoring fans to pay attention to, and would you just look at them! Just keep these 3 words in mind. BRING IT ON. I'll be there with bells on! And I will be the one who comes out of Wrestlemania the Women's World Champion, I guarantee it!

:::Satine Nicole grins at the cameras and the crowd explodes. Chants of Queen Satine! Queen Satine! can be heard as Michael Cole and Tazz take us into commercial break:::

The Next Night- House Show

:::The Scene opens up with Satine heading into the arena and a fan stops her.:::

Fan: Oh my god, it's you! You're Satine Nicole!! Oh my god! Can you sign an autograph for me? You're my favorite wrestler!

Satine: Sure of course I can, hun! Who do I sign this to?

Fan: To Amanda! Oh my god! OH, and by the way my boyfriend told me to tell you that he knows you'll walk out of WrestleMania Women's World Champion, not Trish, and sure as hell not that bitch Lita!

Satine: Does your mother know you talk like that? (laughs) Thank you though, that's great to hear. At WrestleMania I'll have my opportunity to prove your boyfriend right! Here ya go!

Fan: Thank you! Thank you!! I can't wait!! OH my god! (running and yelling to her friends) YOU GUYS!! SHE SIGNED IT!! OH MY GOD!!!

:::Satine laughs at the girl, and continues into the arena. She gets to her personal office and is happy to see that everything was set up just as she liked it. Bottles of water on ice, a smorgasboard of snacks...Good thing I can eat all this and never put on weight! she thinks and smirks as she grabs a few crackers and starts unpacking for the show. As she was getting dressed there was a knock at the door. She smiles as she opens it only to find A new backstage interviewer standing in front of it.:::

New Interviewer- Marjorie: Satine, Hi, I'm Marjorie- I was just hired to interview you whenever you have a match. Can I have your thoughts on your match against Lita?

Satine: You want what? (sighs) OK here ya go...

Lita, at WrestleMania, you may walk IN a Champion, but you will leave that ring a loser- and on a stretcher. Because you know as well as I do that when I have a title shot, I don't give it up at the drop of a hat. And I certainly won't be giving it up to you. You may have something against me and all. But you see, Lita, I've got a whole string of shit that I'm focusing on, and that's having that Women's World Title around my waist! Don't even think for a second that you'll beat me, Lita, because you and I both know that it ain't happening, no matter how hard you try. You've tried to beat me before, to no avail. Now, Marjorie is it? I've got shit to take care of. Why don't you take your bimbo skanky ass out of my office before I get a chance to kick it!

Marjorie: What? I knew you were full of yourself, Satine, from what everyone has told me, but good god! You're a flat out bitch! I hope you get your ass whooped at WrestleMania! And if I were Lita, I'd-

:::Satine looks at Marjorie with daggers in her eyes and interrupts her sentence by attacking her right there in front of the office door.:::

:::As Satine begins ripping hair out and bashing Marjorie's skull against the floor, she's yelling obscenities left and right! The crowd in the arena is going nuts with excitement, while Satine begins kicking Marjorie in the stomach repeatedly... then she decides to flat out kick her in the face! Finally a referee comes to Marjorie's aid, and grabs Satine around the waist.:::

Satine: Let me GO you fag!!! You won't talk back to me again, will you Marj?

:::Marjorie is curled up in a ball crying and picking up the hair that Satine had ripped out, was bleeding profusely from the nose, and even started checking her teeth to make sure they weren't knocked loose. When Satine sees what she's done, she busts up laughing, and the ref won't let her go.:::

Satine: Awww, poor Marjie! Maybe next time you'll do your job instead of giving me your petty comments! HAHAHAHA!! (mood changes and she starts growling at the ref) Let me go you fucking fag!!

:::The ref finally lets her go, and she stands there, collects herself and proceeds back into her office, closing the door in the ref's face. She sits pondering what she'll be doing tomorrow night and the show goes to commercial.:::

Back from Commercial

:::"Legs" by Kid Rock hits the arena, and the crowd is instantly on their feet. The pop suddenly erupts and she makes her way down to the ring. She pauses briefly with a smirk on her face, knowing that this was all for her, and there wasn't anything anyone could do about it.:::

:::Satine grabs the mic from Lilian Garcia and begins snickering as Lilian trips over herself running out of the ring. She looks around the arena and sees hundreds upon hundreds of cameras flashing in the crowd, and she puts the mic up to her mouth.:::

Satine: As you all probably know by now, yes, yours truly is going against 5 of the biggest "wannabes" I've ever seen in my life! Of course I'm talking about Lita, Trish Stratus, Kimberly Page, Dawn Marie, and Amanda Boutwell. None of which will come out with that belt, and do you know why???

That's right, you are NOT WORTHY! They're not worthy of accepting the responsiblity of becoming Women's World Champ. Hell, they're not worthy of even pondering the thought of having the chance to wrestle against me. You see, folks, I'm on a one way track straight to the top. No one and I do mean no one will keep me from accomplishing these goals!

Lita once we meet at WrestleMania and I whoop your ass yet again, I hope you'll wise up and decide to stay out of my way. Now, granted, I realize that you don't decide all the time who you go up against, but you know what, Lita? Even then you should talk to someone about switching you out- because just like every time before, I'll just keep beating your sorry ass into the ground, and that's a promise! One time after another after another, I will inflict as much pain on you as I can, until you realize that you should never step foot into my ring with me. Unfortunately, that's how a lot of people finally wise, up, Lita. Will you be next?

Speaking of next, Trish? I should mention you next. You know what I've accomplished, and you know what I still can accomplish. You fear me, and I understand that. I'm one to be feared. I've been trained and have beaten the best. Making Me the best. Hmm.. Imagine that. There's nothing you can do to keep me from getting that title, Trish, and no matter how hard you fight against it, it's just something you'll have to believe. As soon as I'm finished with you, you will be filled with such remorse. It will be the remorse of knowing that you shouldn't have stepped foot into that ring against me in the first place- but you know what? I'll let the other 4 work on you for awhile- then I will just finish the job. And Satine Nicole will leave with the XWA Women's World Championship.

Kimberly, Dawn, Amanda, after WrestleMania, when I cross your path, you will be bowing and kissing my feet. You will realize that I was the greatest addition to the Diva's Roster. You will realize that I deserve my Title of Undisputed Queen of Wrestling, and you will realize that yes, you were beaten by the best. Then you will be back to constantly looking for attention somewhere. Unlike you, ladies, attention is something I receive without even batting an eyelash. What can you say? Not much, huh? That's what I thought.

Ladies, when all is said and done, you'll find that I am the true Queen of Wrestling, and that yes, I am worthy of holding the XWA Women's World Championship. As much as you hate to admit it, you will admit that it's true. You see, I give the fans what they want. The opportunity to see athleticism at its finest! The fact of the matter is, I don't have to sit and beg for attention, I don't have to strip down to practically nothing. I just have to show my talent and that's what will happen at WrestleMania!

Everyone will come to appreciate who I am! Because once I become champion, people will no longer just look at the Divas as sex objects. In order to defend my title, I will be making you all bring out the athlete in all of you. I've won men's titles, several in fact, including 5 World Heavyweight Titles. How many of you can say that? I've beaten men and women left and right. I could go on and on, but I'll stop here.

So, people until you hear from me again, this is fair warning! When I'm finished at WrestleMania, you'll realize that I'm telling the truth. Until then, all!!!

:::Satine throws her trademark kiss to the back while the fans go nuts chanting Queen Satine! Queen Satine!! and others chanting Lita's A Whore! Trish Sucks!! Satine laughs at everyone and takes the time to pose some more. And the scene fades out.:::