VS
Lita
VS
Kimberly Page
VS
Dawn Marie
VS
Trish Stratus
VS
Amanda Boutwell
(Elimination Chamber)
:::The scene opens up on Satine's private office where she was due to give an interview for XWA.com. She giggled to herself about how people viewed her, how they all thought they were better than her... They'll all find out soon enough she thinks as the Interview gets underway.:::
XWA.com: Satine thanks for being here, we really appreciate you doing this on such short notice!
Satine: Not a problem at all, guys. It's part of the job, and I've got to get people to realize what they have in store for them sometime!
:::She laughs as everyone grins, and the line of questioning begins.:::
XWA.com: Satine, everyone's wondering! The folks in the back are muttering to themselves as to who you're bringing into the XWA at Wrestlemania. Can you tell us ANYTHING about this guy?
:::Satine looks around the room, smiling. Everyone was standing there wide eyed as she began to speak.:::
Satine: I've said it once, I'll say it again. You'll all find out at Wrestlemania- and trust me, the world will be knocked for a loop. Especially that so-called GM for Smackdown, Stephanie. She and I have had our problems in the past- and she dared to call me a bitch in front of god and everyone? Well, let's just say paybacks are a bitch, and well, as much as she realizes that she's a bitch too, it will be entirely OUR pleasure seeing what happens at Wrestlemania.
XWA.com: Well OK, can you tell us some reasons that you feel you will walk out of this Elimination Chamber match at Wrestlemania? Becoming the new XWA Women's World Champion?
Satine: The answer to that is obvious. I've got the talent, I'm charismatic, more athletic, the epitomy of "Greatness"... these are just a few things I mention- everything else will unfold as I continue to win. And trust me, I WILL win!
XWA.com: With that said, why don't you tell me why you're called the "Queen of Wrestling".
Satine: Well, it's simple- I'm the best at what I do, and everyone knows it. When I first began in this business, people were so impressed with my ablities, and my winning streak- that they named me "The Queen of Wrestling". The nickname stuck, and here we are. Now, though, the "Undisputed" part has been added to it because no one has proven to me that they're better than I am at this game- and it's going to stay that way. A lot of people who don't know me personally feel that I just thought of that myself- but alas, they always get proven wrong. I work hard at what I do- nothing is ever handed to me on a silver platter, even though sometimes I think I deserve that. (laughs)
XWA.com: Now then, does it bother you when others try and make fun of you in their shoots? I mean Stacy Keibler had a heyday showing off shirts to the audience that she felt suited you. And anyone that's followed your career knows that isn't the first time it's happened.
:::Satine smiles and clasps her hands together, then continues.:::
Satine: Well, actually, hun, it doesn't bother me one bit. Because in all actuality, if they take that much time out of their lives to criticize me, or, as Stacy did, make T-shirts supposedly signifying who I am, that just means that 1.) They're scared, 2.) They're obsessed with me, and 3.) When they're talking shit, at least you know they're thinking about you... which is almost flattering, really.
All in all, I just think people who do that are jealous and very insecure. Bottom line. I'm the best and they'll try their damndest to bring me down- but they never understand that nothing they do can bring me down. That's the truth.
XWA.com: Now, for the male fans out there- are you still single?
Satine: (laughs) Well, you never know in this business... and I'm trying to keep my business to myself. Next question?
XWA.com: Well, then, is there anyone on the roster that you might want to manage? You've done it in the past, would you go back to that if asked?
Satine: Well, yeah, I've noticed a few people, and yes, I have managed before. I don't know if I would go back to doing it, but sometimes I think about it. But these people have to understand that Satine Nicole wants nothing to do with anything but greatness. So that's what I look for when I take on a manager's position. It's not out of the question.
XWA.com: Alright, Satine. One more thing, then I'll let you get back to your day. We're going to play some word association, ready?
Satine Nicole: Bring it on, Boys.
XWA.com: Triple H.
Satine: Very good at what he does.
XWA.com: Stephanie McMahon.
Satine: Abuse of power.
XWA.com: Lita.
Satine: Xtreme- extremely talented.
XWA.com: Trish Stratus.
Satine: Landed her career on her back.
XWA.com: Kimberly Page.
Satine: No-talent wannabe.
XWA.com: Stacy Keibler.
Satine: Queen wanna-be- totally jealous of my career and who I am.
XWA.com: Dawn Marie.
Satine: Gold-digging whore.
XWA.com: That was harsh!
Satine: Well, look what she did to Torrie Wilson's father in WWE?
XWA.com: Yeah... you've got a point there... Amanda Boutwell.
Satine: Who?
XWA.com: Well, that about wraps it up, Satine. Thanks again for your time!
Satine: No problem, boys, anytime. Now I'm fleeing from this place, have a day. Not necessarily a good one, just a day. Oh, and can you see yourselves out? Thanks, I appreciate it.
:::With that, Satine heads out the door, leaving the reporters awed in her beauty and the scene fades out.:::
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