:::As she continues reading, she starts snickering. The camera zooms in on what Satine is looking at, and even the Cameraman got a good laugh out of it. Satine continues flipping, and gets to a photo that almost knocks her off of her sofa she was laughing so hard. As the cameraman asks what she's looking at she turns the magazine around and shows him just that.:::

Satine: Ya know, you'd think that if Marshall had any sense in his head he wouldn't have let anyone photograph him like this. What the hell was he thinking? I oughtta ask Russo if there's a "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy in the nWn byrules. Good lord this is too funny. And he thinks he has a chance against me? What the hell is going through his mind?

(looks at the camera) You know, "Em", I noticed your promo. I noticed all the shit you talked about me. And it could mean several things. The first thing that popped out was the fact that you think I sucked Russo off to get this job. Could this mean you're jealous? Because, granted I didn't, as this picture shows, you very well could be. Maybe YOU wanted that task. And then you keep calling me a bitch... while flattering, of course, could this mean you're thinking that I won't win the Battle Royal due to the fact that I'm a woman? Well, no that can't really be it, can it? No, I think it's because you're scared. Yep! That's gotta be it! What can I say, I almost beat HHH once, Marshall. You will be NO competition for me. In fact, if someone doesn't do it first, rest assured, when I enter the ring, you will be the first one I knock out.

:::With that, Satine keeps flipping through her magazine. Then busts up laughing again. She grabs a kleenex from her endtable, and dabs her eyes. You can hear other laughter in the background as well, and she turns the magazine around to show the camera again.:::

Satine: Ooook, Streamerboy. I had totally forgotten when The Rock looked more like a homecoming float than a wrestler. What the hell was this about? Too fucking funny! And to think he wants to give me some of the "People's Streudle"?? What the hell? Why don't you save that for the Homecoming Queen or even a School Mascot, there, Rock.

For one, you need to keep your hormones in check. And two? Please trust me- I certainly have better taste than to be with the likes of you. If you would look at me as an athlete instead of a piece of meat, Rock, perhaps I'd have respect for you. But you know what? I will never EVER give you an ounce of respect after what you've said. And it will be my pleasure to beat your ass on Raw. Your demise is coming soon, Rock. Be prepared.

As for the rest of you, I only have 3 words. BRING IT ON. There will be nothing better than once again having a shot at the nWn Title. A title I've held twice, mind you. No doubt it will happen again! I've got more experience than all of you combined, and I've got a title list a mile long, people. I've retired 11 wrestlers, and could very well retire some of you at Raw as well! There will be blood shed- and none of it will be mine. Are you scared yet? You should be! Now, Jake, take that camera out of my face before I shove it up your ass!

:::With that, the scene fades out as Satine takes one more look at the pictures.:::

3 Hours Later- Cruising W/Friends

:::Satine is seen riding in a limo with 2 of her dearest friends Krissy and Jessica. They were all talking about the upcoming Battle Royal, but mostly they were focusing on the women involved.:::

Satine: Ok, so Torrie Wilson and Stacy Keibler have been added to the mix too. Can you believe that shit?

Jessica: Well, girl, I think Russo did that just so they wouldn't whine about being left out due to being a woman. But of all people THEM? Please!

Krissy: I agree with Jess... I mean it's a given that you'll be involved, Satine. I mean you've taken out men left and right and set records everywhere you've gone. But now we've got the beanpole Stacy and the once upon a time heiffer Torrie. Neither of them compare to you, woman. Those two will be too easy!

Satine: Jess, you don't have to kiss my ass, I'm already your friend. But you're right.

Stacy Keibler hasn't the grace or talent to even BEGIN to be in my league of wrestling. Hell, she isn't even fit to lick the bottom of my shoe. She's just a whore looking for an easy way to the top. Unfortunatelly for her, there won't be any room there because I will already have that seat taken. The time she spends on her back, however, will make up for the time she's missing being the best.

Torrie, on the other hand, yes, she has some talent. SOME. But you know, that self insecurity bit she's got because she had that weight problem way back when just proves that she can be knocked down. Granted, she was in Playboy and all, but that's all she's good at being now that the weight is gone. Eye Candy. Something I can't stand. The eyes go directly to our tits or our asses, and it unnerves me! Not to mention the fact that her legs are constantly being held behind her head while she screws the entire roster at will. How can she think that she possibly deserves the honor and respect that comes with holding the nWn Title. I just don't get it.

Jessica: What about Chris Benoit? I know you respect that man... you always have!

Satine: Yes, I have respect for Chris Benoit. But that doesn't mean he's out of the water either. I will be earning HIS respect as I knock his ass over the top rope. His track record isn't anything to really worry about, either. But his technical abilities rule, and I've actually learned quite a bit from that man.

Krissy: What about Styles? You guys worked together not too long ago, and now you're going into Battle with him too... do you think he'll be a threat?

:::Satine laughs and so does Jessica while the driver announces that they're almost to the restaraunt they were headed to for lunch. Satine thinks for a minute and continues.:::

Satine: Yes, we worked together, yes, he's my boy, but when it comes to the ring, it's all about business. I'm sure he'll talk some shit though, they all do. But no worries there, because I will have no problem taking care of him along with the others.

Now, of course, there are others, that people really haven't heard about. Let alone deserve the chance to get this title shot. Maybe one day, they'll make something of themselves. But it takes hard work and determination. Once or twice, yes, I'll admit, I've had things handed to me on a silver platter. But you know, other than those rare occasions, I've worked my ass off to get where I am. I'm the Queen of Wrestling, and trust me that wasn't one of the things handed to me. After Raw, they will all realize why Satine Nicole is the best, and everyone else are no talent wannabes. Bottom line. Now, I hope we're there, I'm looking forward to getting out of the god damn camera.

:::The Driver arrives at their destination, and Satine has a grin on her face. The girls all get out laughing at the so-called "competition" Satine faces at Raw and the Scene fades out.:::