:::The Scene opens up at the new nWn Theme Restaurant recently built on Navy Pier in Chicago, IL, and upon the hundreds of screaming fans who managed to squeeze in there for this wonderful moment. As the camera pans over the crowd, the voices of Michael Cole and Tazz come into focus.:::

Michael Cole: Well Tazz, it's another night at nWn Eats! And what a night we have in store!

Tazz: You're not kiddin, Cole! What a night indeed! We have the beautiful Satine Nicole on hand and that should make for quite an interesting time!

Michael Cole: Boy, I hear ya Tazz. No matter where she goes, that girl always draws a crowd, and every eye seems to be on her!

Tazz: She does seem to be the center of attention, Cole, and with good reason! She's always been a Champion wherever she goes! Speaking of which, how great will it be to see her come out on top at Smackdown then go on to win the nWn World Title at Raw! Just as Satine has said, she will win that thing. It doesn't matter who she's up against, that girl comes out ON TOP! Not many can say that, now can they Cole?

Michael Cole: That they can't, Tazz. Now, Satine is going up against Austin first in the Quarter-Finals, then she'll turn around and face K-Bomb, who got pretty damn lucky that Nash backed out Heavyweight I tell ya, Tazz, Satine is quickly making a name for herself again in the nWn!

Tazz: You got that right, Cole, and that's just proving that she's speaking the truth whenever she speaks. The girl said she was going to take nWn by storm, and boy, she has! She's amazing! I think Austin may just be knocked out of the running for that Title, and K-Bomb and whoever else ends up in the ring with her may be up for a rude awakening as well!

Michael Cole: That they could be, Tazz. And what a monstrous win that would be for Satine! I'm excited already!

Tazz: Cole, you get excited when the wind blows just right... hey, when we come back, we'll have Satine Nicole on hand so don't go away you don't want to miss it!

3 mins later, Back to nWn Restaurant at Navy Pier

Michael Cole: Well that was a waste of time, Tazz!

Tazz: Cole, shut your trap.

Michael Cole: I was just saying...

:::Michael Cole keeps yapping while Tazz gets more and more pissed off. It's all he can do not to hit Cole square in the jaw. Suddenly "Legs" by Kid Rock starts playing and the crowd erupts making the whole building shake with enthusiasm! No one can see Satine, but they know she's coming...:::

Michael Cole: Well? Where is she?

Tazz: You probably pissed her off, Cole! She's gonna kick YOUR ass before she even gets to what she came here for!

Michael Cole: Stop that, Tazz, you know that woman scares me! Now where is she??

:::The camera pans around and finally focuses on Satine Nicole wandering through the crowd. With fans all around her going nuts, she focuses on one.:::

Satine: Do you know what it's like to be in the same room as the Queen? Do you know what it's like to be blessed with a vision of "Greatness"? C'monnn, I know you've always wanted the opportunity. You can't deny it- it's only natural, that dream of yours. To have the best in the business grace you with her presence. In fact, I bet I can paint a picture. You lie awake at night, the moon shining through the window. Flipping through the Diva's Magazine, wondering what it would be like to have me in your bed. The best. The Greatest. The most beautiful, talented Diva in Wrestling! And here it is! Your dream come true. While this isn't a bedroom, and this sure ain't a porno flick, here I am, and indeed you are blessed! Because there ain't nothing greater than Satine Nicole! The UNDISPUTED Queen of Wrestling and SEX Personified!!

:::The crowd erupts again and the guy she's talking to is sweating profusely. She can see he's noticably aroused and she starts laughing as she pats him on the head and turns around to pose for the fans. With them chanting Queen Satine! Queen Satine! she goes up the steps to the stage. As she "absorbs" the crowd's energy, she begins speaking again.:::

Satine: Do you hear that K-Bomb? OH wait, you've never had fans chant your name, or erupt to earthquake levels at the mere MENTION of your name, have you? No? Do you know why?? Because YOU ARE NOT WORTHY! You don't deserve it! When they're blessed with the best, why would they waste their energy on a SECOND RATE,no talent freaky dipshit such as yourself? THEY WON'T!

Austin, you�re known for your beer swilling cursing, and crazy ring antics. Me? I'm noticed for my wrestling ability, my talent, and the fact that I accomplish everything I set out to do. I don't have to sit and talk shit to and/or about myself to keep me motivated. I live, eat, breathe this sport day in and day out. All you seem to have time to do is sit and talk your shit in an attempt to make someone else look bad. Obviously it hasn't worked yet, Austin. But you keep trying- maybe one day you'll see that telling the truth wins people over more than spewing sewage out of your mouth. And this goes to everyone in the back too!

:::The crowd begins cheering again as Satine smirks at the thought of Seven's remarks. With the crowd cheering Queen Satine!!! Queen Satine!! She then takes a deep breath and continues.:::

Satine: Perhaps you can't hear them well enough, people. They're chanting QUEEN Satine. Something I'm sure even your skanky ass wives and girlfriends have never heard used in a sentence with their names. The term "Queen"... the "Brand" of greatness. And why should they? Why would they settle for Puppy Chow when they can have Filet Mignon? Just some food for thought- no pun intended. But I digress, there's others I need to be talking about these days. So I shall begin with...

K-Bomb, you haven�t said anything yet, and I know that you�re next after I whoop the shit out of Steve Austin. But you see, if you don�t let us in on who the hell you are, you�re living in a fantasy world thinking we won�t find out! This is real life, and real business. And BOY are you in for a lesson on what "Life" has to teach you! I'm sure you'll probably come out here, call me ugly? (laughs) And a bimbo? Or a Slut? Oooo maybe you'll flatter me by calling me a bitch. Whatever you try to say about me, you'll be adding to the fire, the hostility, heading straight to the hospital once I'm through with you. Just a friendly sidenote, hun- running your mouth and wrestling in my ring are 2 very different things. But, Obviously, someone thought you could play my little game, here. But please realize that with my game? The rules change as I see fit- and I always come out the winner. So choke on that, "K-Bomb", because after Smackdown, you'll understand just what I'm talking about.

Now, K-Bomb. I know you're hiding in the background shaking in your boots because you have to face me. We�ve never worked together, but you know what I can do! You have reason to be scared, though, because when I get you out there in that ring, there's no room to talk. Only room for ACTION. And K-Bomb, I�m sure you can figure out and know as well as everyone else does, well should know anyway, that when I go into action, I'm unstoppable! This will be the first time we've ever gone against each other, �K�, but in all reality, I'm sure it won't be the last. Because I will be getting something you want for yourself! And if you're anything like me, you'll try and try until you achieve that goal. To be #1 in the nWn. But I'm afraid that once I get this title I won't let it go very easily, �K�.

You�re not very popular, K-Bomb? Is it because people realize you're not the man you claim to be? Or is it something else? Perhaps it's the fact that no one can stand a loser. Once the bell rings, K-Bomb, my actions will explain what I'm talking about. You will matter nothing more than a pebble in my shoe, �K�, and just like a pebble, you will be shaken out and tossed aside. Trust me on this. It's just a given. So you just go on proclaiming you're the best, there �K�, because after Smackdown, there will be nothing for you to do except sweep the arena clean. Just because Nash couldn�t handle himself in this tournament and you moved on, doesn�t mean that you�re any better than some scumbucket off the street. And that's a fact.

:::Satine looks right at the camera.:::

OH, now Austin, I haven't forgotten about you. Now, c'mon, You know as well as I do you will never be the toughest SOB in the nWn. That spot is filled permanently and your looking at her. Maybe not the Son part, but I�ve got the bitch part nailed down. You may think I'm "full of it", but you know as well as everyone else here does, it's the truth. The fact is, Austin, you will spend the rest of your life wishing you were me! Or at least you'll be wishing you possessed half of my talents. I'm not a drunkard like you are, but I've got all the right moves- and those moves will take me straight to the nWn World Heavyweight Championship at Raw. Now, deep down inside, I can tell you're jealous, and I understand that. Nobody will ever look at you with the admiration and respect that I get day in and day out. But, Austin, I'll tell you right now, that jealousy can only drive you so far... and I guarantee that it won't wrap that Title around your waist!

Please don't waste your time with the image of getting the gold around YOUR waist emblazened into that fat bald little head of yours! Because I will be walking out with it while you're still trying to figure out what happened! You cannot match my talent, nor my grace and speed. Just remember, Stevie, nothing and no one will keep me from that nWn World Title! Trying to remain a face won't do you a damn bit of good, either. Because you can train a monkey and all, but eventually they'll realize what's up and they'll knock you for a loop! Don�t be surprised when I leave still fan favorite! What?! I said don�t be surprised!

That's all I've got to say for now, and I have some adoring fans to pay attention to, and would you just look at them! Just keep these 3 words in mind. BRING IT ON. I'll be there with bells on! And I will be the one who comes out of Smackdown going straight into the Finals! I Guarantee it!

:::Satine Nicole grins at the cameras and the crowd explodes. Chants of Queen Satine! Queen Satine! can be heard as Michael Cole and Tazz take us into commercial break:::

The Next Night- House Show

:::The Scene opens up with Satine heading into the arena and a fan stops her.:::

Fan: Oh my god, it's you! You're Satine Nicole!! Oh my god! Can you sign an autograph for me? You're my favorite wrestler!

Satine: Sure of course I can, hun! Who do I sign this to?

Fan: To Amanda! Oh my god! OH, and by the way my boyfriend told me to tell you that he knows you'll walk out of Smackdown with your spot on Raw, not Austin, and sure as hell not that dipshit K-Bomb!

Satine: Does your mother know you talk like that? (laughs) Thank you though, that's great to hear. At Smackdown I'll have my opportunity to prove your boyfriend right! Here ya go!

Fan: Thank you! Thank you!! I can't wait!! OH my god! (running and yelling to her friends) YOU GUYS!! SHE SIGNED IT!! OH MY GOD!!!

:::Satine laughs at the girl, and continues into the arena. She gets to the dressing room and is happy to see that everything was set up just as she liked it. Bottles of water on ice, a smorgasboard of snacks...Good thing I can eat all this and never put on weight! she thinks and smirks as she grabs a few crackers and starts unpacking for the show. As she was getting dressed there was a knock at the door. She smiles as she opens it only to find A new backstage interviewer standing in front of it.:::

New Interviewer- Marjorie: Satine, Hi, I'm Marjorie- I was just hired to interview SEX whenever they have a match- and you were my first assignment. Can I have your thoughts on your match against Austin?

Satine: You want what? (sighs) OK here ya go...

Austin, at Smackdown not only will you walk IN a loser, but you will leave that ring a loser- and on a stretcher. Because you know as well as I do that when I have a title shot, I don't give it up at the drop of a hat. And I certainly won't be giving it up to you. You may have something against SEX and all, being that you�re a redneck fag� But you see, Austin, I'm not some bull out in your pasture waiting to take it up the ass, and I've got a whole string of shit that I'm focusing on, and that's making sure I get to Raw and win that World Title!! Don't even think for a second that you'll beat me, Stevie, because you and I both know that it ain't happening, no matter how hard you try. You've tried to beat me before, to no avail. Now, Marjorie is it? I've got shit to take care of. Why don't you take your bimbo skanky ass out of my dressing room before I get a chance to kick it!

Marjorie: What? I knew you were full of yourself, Satine, from what everyone has told me, but good god! You're a flat out bitch! I hope you get your ass whooped at Smackdown! And if I were Austin, I'd-

:::Satine looks at Marjorie with daggers in her eyes and interrupts her sentence by attacking her right there in front of the dressing room:::

:::As Satine begins ripping hair out and bashing Marjorie's skull against the floor, she's yelling obscenities left and right! The crowd in the arena is going nuts with excitement, while Satine begins kicking Marjorie in the stomach repeatedly... then she decides to flat out kick her in the face! Finally a referee comes to Marjorie's aid, and grabs Satine around the waist.:::

Satine: Let me GO you fag!!! You won't talk back to me again, will you Marj?

:::Marjorie is curled up in a ball crying and picking up the hair that Satine had ripped out, was bleeding profusely from the nose, and even started checking her teeth to make sure they weren't knocked loose. When Satine sees what she's done, she busts up laughing, and the ref won't let her go.:::

Satine: Awww, poor Marjie! Maybe next time you'll do your job instead of giving me your petty comments! HAHAHAHA!! (mood changes and she starts growling at the ref) Let me go you fucking fag!!

:::The ref finally lets her go, and she stands there, collects herself and proceeds back into her dressing room, closing the door in the ref's face. She sits pondering what she'll be doing tonight and the show goes to commercial.:::

Back from Commercial

:::"Legs" by Kid Rock hits the arena, and the crowd is instantly on their feet. The pop suddenly erupts and she makes her way down to the ring. She pauses briefly with a smirk on her face, knowing that this was all for her, and there wasn't anything anyone could do about it.:::

:::Satine grabs the mic from Lilian Garcia and begins snickering as Lilian trips over herself running out of the ring. She looks around the arena and sees hundreds upon hundreds of cameras flashing in the crowd, and she puts the mic up to her mouth.:::

Satine: As you all probably know by now, yes, yours truly is going against one of the biggest "wannabes" I've ever seen in my life! Of course I'm talking about Steve Austin, the beer swilling foul mouthed Texan himself.. He isn�t going to succeed, and do you know why?

That's right, you are NOT WORTHY! Hell, he�s not worthy of even pondering the thought of having the opportunity to beat me out of the shot. You see, folks, I'm on a one way track straight to the top. No one and I do mean no one will keep me from accomplishing these goals!

Austin, Now you've been involved in federation after federation with me. You know what I've accomplished, and you know what I still can accomplish. You fear me, and I understand that. I'm one to be feared. I've been trained and have beaten the best. Making Me the best. Hmm.. Imagine that. There's nothing you can do to keep me from getting that title, Austin, and no matter how hard you fight against it, it's just something you'll have to believe. As soon as I'm finished with you, you will be filled with such remorse. It will be the remorse of knowing that you shouldn't have stepped foot into that ring against me in the first place- but you know what? When all is said and done? Satine Nicole move on to Raw for her 2nd Run holding the nWn World Heavyweight Title.

Steve Austin, after Smackdown, when I cross your path, you will be bowing and kissing my feet. You will realize that I was the greatest addition to the nWn Roster. You will realize that I deserve my Title of Undisputed Queen of Wrestling, and you will realize that yes, you were beaten by the best. Then you will be back to constantly looking for attention somewhere. Unlike you, Austin, attention is something I receive without even batting an eyelash. What can you say? Not much, huh? That's what I thought.

Austin? K-Bomb? Whoever else enters my ring? When all is said and done, you'll find that I am the true Queen of Wrestling, and that yes, I am worthy of holding the nWn World Championship. As much as you hate to admit it, you will admit that it's true. You see, I give the fans what they want. The opportunity to see athleticism at its finest! The fact of the matter is, I don't have to sit and beg for attention, I don't have to strip down to practically nothing, swill beer and curse, hell I don�t even have to whine and complain when something isn�t going my way! I just have to show my talent and that's what will happen at Smackdown!

Everyone will come to appreciate who I am! Because once I become World Champion at Raw, everyone in nWn will have to work that much harder. In order to defend my title, I will be making you all bring out the athlete in all of you. I've won this Title Once, and like I�ve said, I�ll damn sure do it again! I've beaten men and women left and right. I could go on and on, but I'll stop here.

So, people until you hear from me again, this is fair warning! When I'm finished at Smackdown, you'll realize that I'm telling the truth. Until then, all!!!

:::Satine throws her trademark kiss to the back while the fans go nuts chanting Queen Satine! Queen Satine!! and others chanting Austin Sucks! What?!! Satine laughs at everyone and takes the time to pose some more. And the scene fades out.:::