Satine: Helloooo? Person on the Other End: Satine? It's me... I just wanted to talk to you real quick about your match against Steve Austin on Smackdown. Is that OK? Satine: Well, Me, I guess it would be, since I'm already doing so, now what would you like to know? Person on the Other End: Well first of all, you do realize that this is �The Bionic Redneck� we're talking about and he�s had his fair share of action. How can you be so confident that you'll win this thing? :::Satine rolls her eyes at this question, clearly annoyed by it. She continues rolling her eyes as the voice on the other end practically begs her not to put so much hope on winning this thing.::: Satine: What?! The beer swilling bird flipping foul mouth idiot from Texas? What?! First of all, I don't know who this is, but you've got a lot of nerve calling me on my day off and practically telling me I won't be winning this thing. I'm Satine Nicole! The Undisputed Queen of Wrestling- I accomplish what I set out to do, and for you to be telling me not to get my hopes up just proves to me that you're scared for dear Steve Austin- or even K-Bomb whoever in the hell that is.. The only real action Stevie�s got is lifting the beer mug from the bar. And that doesn't count for jack shit when it comes to what happens in my ring. Yes, that is MY ring. My courtyard so to speak, and for him to even have the balls to get into my ring with me, well that's his own damn fault, and he�s only creating a dillusion of what's yet to come in his life. The fact that he will be beat down just like everyone else that crosses my path. He thinks he can take me on? Then he can bring it, but when I'm finished with him, he�ll realize that he shouldn't have taken me on in the first place! There's nothing stopping me from going into the final round at Raw, and that's what I'm counting on. What? I said that�s what I�m counting on! Person on the Other End: But Satine, I'm worried more about you than I am Steve Austin. You'll be going against the Texas Rattlesnake for the glory of moving on to Raw for the World Title! :::Satine gets annoyed again at this comment and it shows on her face as she continues.::: Satine: Excuse me? Whoever this is, you obviously haven't been paying attention! This is Satine Nicole you�re talking to. And I could give a shit if I was fighting the Pink Panther, that means NOTHING when it comes to me winning this thing. When all is said and done, I will have plowed through Steve Austin, This K-Bomb kid, and whoever in the hell else decides they can take this away from me. When I came to nWn it was because of my talent. It was because everyone knows who I am and that I take care of business in the ring. They also know I'm the best, and that's why I'm here. I'm working alongside people I've known for ages, and even some I�ve never seen before in my life. But no matter who they are, they�ll all meet the same fate . So take your head out of your ass before I have this call traced and find you to kick it! Person on the Other End: Now, Now Satine, no need to get all huffy. I'm just letting you know how worried I am about you! You're so fragile and delicate, and so beautiful, I don't want you to get beat up by someone like Steve Austin! :::Satine hears this and begins snickering to herself. The other guys in the room started laughing as well and Satine just kept giggling, knowing that it was a good thing she kept her phones tapped wherever she went. The comedy could go on for hours and hours.::: Satine: Look, if you knew anything, you'd know that I've fought monstrosities bigger than Steve Austin, and come out on top for them all! There's nothing that will keep me from nailing that idiot to the wall, and that's a promise. I won't let someone like HIM try to steal my glory, by wussing out at the last minute. Austin and anyone else will be taken out by me in no time. And deep inside I think they all knows it too. Because you see, I'm Satine Nicole. Obviously you know that, because you've found my phone number. Person on the Other End: Satine, I've never seen someone as confident as you are. But I think you've put yourself on some pedestal and it won't be pretty when someone knocks you off of it. If it's not Austin then it will be someone else, Satine, aren't you worried about that? :::Satine just looks like she's dying for this conversation to end. She listens half heartedly, and gives a look of "could you be talking out of your ass more?" as the person on the other end continues.::: Person on the Other End: ...I just care a lot about you and don't want to see you hurt. Not to mention whoever else advances may take you out as well- and what will you do then? Your beauty won't carry you through this match any more than it can get you free dinner at the Outback! Just be careful Satine. ::::Satine snickers at the caller again, and ponders what to say next. She gets a "sure" look on her face and continues.::: Satine: Obviously, you don't know much about me, then. So how can you care about me? You won't even tell me who the hell you are? Who the hell cares about who will advance? Because when all is said and done, it will be me at the end of the moving on to Raw on Monday to take that title for myself. Then and only then will this be over. It's only a matter of time, and yes I'm positive it will happen. Now if you have nothing else to say to me, I need to keep this line free. :::The crew look at each other quizzically as Satine listens to the person on the other end finish up their sob story, and Satine hangs up the phone.::: Satine: I wonder who the hell that was? Oh well, anyway, back to �The Bionic Redneck�.. (looks at camera) �Stevie�, I hope you don't think you'll be winning on Smackdown, because the winners seat is taken, and you're looking at her. You've been drinking so long and so much that you just don't belong in my "league" of wrestling anymore, Austin! I'm the expert in the equation, Austin. And you're the slacker, the drunkard, the dipshit who does nothing but yell at everyone. Nothing will make me happier than showing you just that on Smackdown. Anyone else who thinks they can take me down, well, I dare them to try. You see, I've got my shit together, and I can guarantee that most of you will be scrambling to keep up with me. It's just a fact, people. Everyone, those of you who think I won't make it past you because 1.) I'm a lady and 2.) I have no business competing for the World Title to begin with- they will be taken down harder and faster than even dear Steve. You see, boys, I�ve held this title before, and was well deserving of it! I WILL do it again, and you all can just sit back and watch it happen. That's a fact, boys, I guarantee it. Now, let's get out of here, I've got some training to do. :::With that, the Crew wraps up everything, and Satine is seen just staring at the phone, still wondering who it was that called her. She laughs to herself and picks up her gym bag to head out the door to where Steve, her faithful limo driver was waiting to take her to the Gym.::: Some Gym- 1/2 hour later :::Satine is seen again, heading towards her locker room at the Gym. She hears her name and stops, listening to the conversation inside.::: Some Wrestler: Can you believe Satine Nicole actually thinks she's going to win this tournament? I can snap that girl in two! Some Other Wrestler: I'd like to split that girl in two, if you know what I mean. No, but seriously, She joined forces with Russo! That girl�s got something up her sleeve, and I don�t think it�s a condom for her �extracurricular activities�! SEX is so confident they�re going to turn this place around- and when it comes to Satine Nicole, hell yeah SEX sells! :::The guys are roaring with laughter as she keeps listening.::: Some Wrestler: I wouldn't talk about her like that, though. She's been known to rip people's heads off at the drop of a hat! She's a tough little cookie! Some Other Wrestler: Dude, do you hear what you're saying? You sound scared of Satine Nicole. No way in hell am I going to let some chick beat me! How would that look to the guys back home? But MAN is that girl hot- there's nothing I wouldn't do to that one. Those legs, that ass. Man... :::Satine laughs quietly at the remarks of the men and made a mental note to demolish them immediately should they enter her ring. As she made her way down the hall again, her name comes through a door that just happened to be open for better listening. She snickers and proceeds to listen.::: Some New Wrestler: Man, I've only been in this business for a month, and I�m seeing shit I never thought I�d see. SEX blatantly being put out there on the airways, and women competing for heavyweight titles? What happened to the days when the women said nothing, and just accompanied their men out to the ring. They just had to look beautiful and smile pretty while cheering their men on. No, I'm not talking about degrading women- I'm just saying that there's no way a Woman should be nWn World Champion! I don�t care if she�s done it before- and set records� Now every woman who comes into this place will think they can achieve the same thing! OK Ok, sorry, Mom, I was just saying.... :::Suddenly the door is closed and she keeps listening.::: Some New Wrestler: Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency. God, mom you worry too much! :::Satine turns around and laughs at what she had just witnessed. Still only a curtain jerker yet acting like every last man in this place- what a shocker. she thinks as she ponders whether or not to make an appearance at tonight's House Show. She decides to do so and goes to make arrangements.::: 3 Hours Later- House Show :::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.::: Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
Person on the Other End: Satine? It's me... I just wanted to talk to you real quick about your match against Steve Austin on Smackdown. Is that OK? Satine: Well, Me, I guess it would be, since I'm already doing so, now what would you like to know? Person on the Other End: Well first of all, you do realize that this is �The Bionic Redneck� we're talking about and he�s had his fair share of action. How can you be so confident that you'll win this thing? :::Satine rolls her eyes at this question, clearly annoyed by it. She continues rolling her eyes as the voice on the other end practically begs her not to put so much hope on winning this thing.::: Satine: What?! The beer swilling bird flipping foul mouth idiot from Texas? What?! First of all, I don't know who this is, but you've got a lot of nerve calling me on my day off and practically telling me I won't be winning this thing. I'm Satine Nicole! The Undisputed Queen of Wrestling- I accomplish what I set out to do, and for you to be telling me not to get my hopes up just proves to me that you're scared for dear Steve Austin- or even K-Bomb whoever in the hell that is.. The only real action Stevie�s got is lifting the beer mug from the bar. And that doesn't count for jack shit when it comes to what happens in my ring. Yes, that is MY ring. My courtyard so to speak, and for him to even have the balls to get into my ring with me, well that's his own damn fault, and he�s only creating a dillusion of what's yet to come in his life. The fact that he will be beat down just like everyone else that crosses my path. He thinks he can take me on? Then he can bring it, but when I'm finished with him, he�ll realize that he shouldn't have taken me on in the first place! There's nothing stopping me from going into the final round at Raw, and that's what I'm counting on. What? I said that�s what I�m counting on! Person on the Other End: But Satine, I'm worried more about you than I am Steve Austin. You'll be going against the Texas Rattlesnake for the glory of moving on to Raw for the World Title! :::Satine gets annoyed again at this comment and it shows on her face as she continues.::: Satine: Excuse me? Whoever this is, you obviously haven't been paying attention! This is Satine Nicole you�re talking to. And I could give a shit if I was fighting the Pink Panther, that means NOTHING when it comes to me winning this thing. When all is said and done, I will have plowed through Steve Austin, This K-Bomb kid, and whoever in the hell else decides they can take this away from me. When I came to nWn it was because of my talent. It was because everyone knows who I am and that I take care of business in the ring. They also know I'm the best, and that's why I'm here. I'm working alongside people I've known for ages, and even some I�ve never seen before in my life. But no matter who they are, they�ll all meet the same fate . So take your head out of your ass before I have this call traced and find you to kick it! Person on the Other End: Now, Now Satine, no need to get all huffy. I'm just letting you know how worried I am about you! You're so fragile and delicate, and so beautiful, I don't want you to get beat up by someone like Steve Austin! :::Satine hears this and begins snickering to herself. The other guys in the room started laughing as well and Satine just kept giggling, knowing that it was a good thing she kept her phones tapped wherever she went. The comedy could go on for hours and hours.::: Satine: Look, if you knew anything, you'd know that I've fought monstrosities bigger than Steve Austin, and come out on top for them all! There's nothing that will keep me from nailing that idiot to the wall, and that's a promise. I won't let someone like HIM try to steal my glory, by wussing out at the last minute. Austin and anyone else will be taken out by me in no time. And deep inside I think they all knows it too. Because you see, I'm Satine Nicole. Obviously you know that, because you've found my phone number. Person on the Other End: Satine, I've never seen someone as confident as you are. But I think you've put yourself on some pedestal and it won't be pretty when someone knocks you off of it. If it's not Austin then it will be someone else, Satine, aren't you worried about that? :::Satine just looks like she's dying for this conversation to end. She listens half heartedly, and gives a look of "could you be talking out of your ass more?" as the person on the other end continues.::: Person on the Other End: ...I just care a lot about you and don't want to see you hurt. Not to mention whoever else advances may take you out as well- and what will you do then? Your beauty won't carry you through this match any more than it can get you free dinner at the Outback! Just be careful Satine. ::::Satine snickers at the caller again, and ponders what to say next. She gets a "sure" look on her face and continues.::: Satine: Obviously, you don't know much about me, then. So how can you care about me? You won't even tell me who the hell you are? Who the hell cares about who will advance? Because when all is said and done, it will be me at the end of the moving on to Raw on Monday to take that title for myself. Then and only then will this be over. It's only a matter of time, and yes I'm positive it will happen. Now if you have nothing else to say to me, I need to keep this line free. :::The crew look at each other quizzically as Satine listens to the person on the other end finish up their sob story, and Satine hangs up the phone.::: Satine: I wonder who the hell that was? Oh well, anyway, back to �The Bionic Redneck�.. (looks at camera) �Stevie�, I hope you don't think you'll be winning on Smackdown, because the winners seat is taken, and you're looking at her. You've been drinking so long and so much that you just don't belong in my "league" of wrestling anymore, Austin! I'm the expert in the equation, Austin. And you're the slacker, the drunkard, the dipshit who does nothing but yell at everyone. Nothing will make me happier than showing you just that on Smackdown. Anyone else who thinks they can take me down, well, I dare them to try. You see, I've got my shit together, and I can guarantee that most of you will be scrambling to keep up with me. It's just a fact, people. Everyone, those of you who think I won't make it past you because 1.) I'm a lady and 2.) I have no business competing for the World Title to begin with- they will be taken down harder and faster than even dear Steve. You see, boys, I�ve held this title before, and was well deserving of it! I WILL do it again, and you all can just sit back and watch it happen. That's a fact, boys, I guarantee it. Now, let's get out of here, I've got some training to do. :::With that, the Crew wraps up everything, and Satine is seen just staring at the phone, still wondering who it was that called her. She laughs to herself and picks up her gym bag to head out the door to where Steve, her faithful limo driver was waiting to take her to the Gym.::: Some Gym- 1/2 hour later :::Satine is seen again, heading towards her locker room at the Gym. She hears her name and stops, listening to the conversation inside.::: Some Wrestler: Can you believe Satine Nicole actually thinks she's going to win this tournament? I can snap that girl in two! Some Other Wrestler: I'd like to split that girl in two, if you know what I mean. No, but seriously, She joined forces with Russo! That girl�s got something up her sleeve, and I don�t think it�s a condom for her �extracurricular activities�! SEX is so confident they�re going to turn this place around- and when it comes to Satine Nicole, hell yeah SEX sells! :::The guys are roaring with laughter as she keeps listening.::: Some Wrestler: I wouldn't talk about her like that, though. She's been known to rip people's heads off at the drop of a hat! She's a tough little cookie! Some Other Wrestler: Dude, do you hear what you're saying? You sound scared of Satine Nicole. No way in hell am I going to let some chick beat me! How would that look to the guys back home? But MAN is that girl hot- there's nothing I wouldn't do to that one. Those legs, that ass. Man... :::Satine laughs quietly at the remarks of the men and made a mental note to demolish them immediately should they enter her ring. As she made her way down the hall again, her name comes through a door that just happened to be open for better listening. She snickers and proceeds to listen.::: Some New Wrestler: Man, I've only been in this business for a month, and I�m seeing shit I never thought I�d see. SEX blatantly being put out there on the airways, and women competing for heavyweight titles? What happened to the days when the women said nothing, and just accompanied their men out to the ring. They just had to look beautiful and smile pretty while cheering their men on. No, I'm not talking about degrading women- I'm just saying that there's no way a Woman should be nWn World Champion! I don�t care if she�s done it before- and set records� Now every woman who comes into this place will think they can achieve the same thing! OK Ok, sorry, Mom, I was just saying.... :::Suddenly the door is closed and she keeps listening.::: Some New Wrestler: Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency. God, mom you worry too much! :::Satine turns around and laughs at what she had just witnessed. Still only a curtain jerker yet acting like every last man in this place- what a shocker. she thinks as she ponders whether or not to make an appearance at tonight's House Show. She decides to do so and goes to make arrangements.::: 3 Hours Later- House Show :::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.::: Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
Satine: Well, Me, I guess it would be, since I'm already doing so, now what would you like to know? Person on the Other End: Well first of all, you do realize that this is �The Bionic Redneck� we're talking about and he�s had his fair share of action. How can you be so confident that you'll win this thing? :::Satine rolls her eyes at this question, clearly annoyed by it. She continues rolling her eyes as the voice on the other end practically begs her not to put so much hope on winning this thing.::: Satine: What?! The beer swilling bird flipping foul mouth idiot from Texas? What?! First of all, I don't know who this is, but you've got a lot of nerve calling me on my day off and practically telling me I won't be winning this thing. I'm Satine Nicole! The Undisputed Queen of Wrestling- I accomplish what I set out to do, and for you to be telling me not to get my hopes up just proves to me that you're scared for dear Steve Austin- or even K-Bomb whoever in the hell that is.. The only real action Stevie�s got is lifting the beer mug from the bar. And that doesn't count for jack shit when it comes to what happens in my ring. Yes, that is MY ring. My courtyard so to speak, and for him to even have the balls to get into my ring with me, well that's his own damn fault, and he�s only creating a dillusion of what's yet to come in his life. The fact that he will be beat down just like everyone else that crosses my path. He thinks he can take me on? Then he can bring it, but when I'm finished with him, he�ll realize that he shouldn't have taken me on in the first place! There's nothing stopping me from going into the final round at Raw, and that's what I'm counting on. What? I said that�s what I�m counting on! Person on the Other End: But Satine, I'm worried more about you than I am Steve Austin. You'll be going against the Texas Rattlesnake for the glory of moving on to Raw for the World Title! :::Satine gets annoyed again at this comment and it shows on her face as she continues.::: Satine: Excuse me? Whoever this is, you obviously haven't been paying attention! This is Satine Nicole you�re talking to. And I could give a shit if I was fighting the Pink Panther, that means NOTHING when it comes to me winning this thing. When all is said and done, I will have plowed through Steve Austin, This K-Bomb kid, and whoever in the hell else decides they can take this away from me. When I came to nWn it was because of my talent. It was because everyone knows who I am and that I take care of business in the ring. They also know I'm the best, and that's why I'm here. I'm working alongside people I've known for ages, and even some I�ve never seen before in my life. But no matter who they are, they�ll all meet the same fate . So take your head out of your ass before I have this call traced and find you to kick it! Person on the Other End: Now, Now Satine, no need to get all huffy. I'm just letting you know how worried I am about you! You're so fragile and delicate, and so beautiful, I don't want you to get beat up by someone like Steve Austin! :::Satine hears this and begins snickering to herself. The other guys in the room started laughing as well and Satine just kept giggling, knowing that it was a good thing she kept her phones tapped wherever she went. The comedy could go on for hours and hours.::: Satine: Look, if you knew anything, you'd know that I've fought monstrosities bigger than Steve Austin, and come out on top for them all! There's nothing that will keep me from nailing that idiot to the wall, and that's a promise. I won't let someone like HIM try to steal my glory, by wussing out at the last minute. Austin and anyone else will be taken out by me in no time. And deep inside I think they all knows it too. Because you see, I'm Satine Nicole. Obviously you know that, because you've found my phone number. Person on the Other End: Satine, I've never seen someone as confident as you are. But I think you've put yourself on some pedestal and it won't be pretty when someone knocks you off of it. If it's not Austin then it will be someone else, Satine, aren't you worried about that? :::Satine just looks like she's dying for this conversation to end. She listens half heartedly, and gives a look of "could you be talking out of your ass more?" as the person on the other end continues.::: Person on the Other End: ...I just care a lot about you and don't want to see you hurt. Not to mention whoever else advances may take you out as well- and what will you do then? Your beauty won't carry you through this match any more than it can get you free dinner at the Outback! Just be careful Satine. ::::Satine snickers at the caller again, and ponders what to say next. She gets a "sure" look on her face and continues.::: Satine: Obviously, you don't know much about me, then. So how can you care about me? You won't even tell me who the hell you are? Who the hell cares about who will advance? Because when all is said and done, it will be me at the end of the moving on to Raw on Monday to take that title for myself. Then and only then will this be over. It's only a matter of time, and yes I'm positive it will happen. Now if you have nothing else to say to me, I need to keep this line free. :::The crew look at each other quizzically as Satine listens to the person on the other end finish up their sob story, and Satine hangs up the phone.::: Satine: I wonder who the hell that was? Oh well, anyway, back to �The Bionic Redneck�.. (looks at camera) �Stevie�, I hope you don't think you'll be winning on Smackdown, because the winners seat is taken, and you're looking at her. You've been drinking so long and so much that you just don't belong in my "league" of wrestling anymore, Austin! I'm the expert in the equation, Austin. And you're the slacker, the drunkard, the dipshit who does nothing but yell at everyone. Nothing will make me happier than showing you just that on Smackdown. Anyone else who thinks they can take me down, well, I dare them to try. You see, I've got my shit together, and I can guarantee that most of you will be scrambling to keep up with me. It's just a fact, people. Everyone, those of you who think I won't make it past you because 1.) I'm a lady and 2.) I have no business competing for the World Title to begin with- they will be taken down harder and faster than even dear Steve. You see, boys, I�ve held this title before, and was well deserving of it! I WILL do it again, and you all can just sit back and watch it happen. That's a fact, boys, I guarantee it. Now, let's get out of here, I've got some training to do. :::With that, the Crew wraps up everything, and Satine is seen just staring at the phone, still wondering who it was that called her. She laughs to herself and picks up her gym bag to head out the door to where Steve, her faithful limo driver was waiting to take her to the Gym.::: Some Gym- 1/2 hour later :::Satine is seen again, heading towards her locker room at the Gym. She hears her name and stops, listening to the conversation inside.::: Some Wrestler: Can you believe Satine Nicole actually thinks she's going to win this tournament? I can snap that girl in two! Some Other Wrestler: I'd like to split that girl in two, if you know what I mean. No, but seriously, She joined forces with Russo! That girl�s got something up her sleeve, and I don�t think it�s a condom for her �extracurricular activities�! SEX is so confident they�re going to turn this place around- and when it comes to Satine Nicole, hell yeah SEX sells! :::The guys are roaring with laughter as she keeps listening.::: Some Wrestler: I wouldn't talk about her like that, though. She's been known to rip people's heads off at the drop of a hat! She's a tough little cookie! Some Other Wrestler: Dude, do you hear what you're saying? You sound scared of Satine Nicole. No way in hell am I going to let some chick beat me! How would that look to the guys back home? But MAN is that girl hot- there's nothing I wouldn't do to that one. Those legs, that ass. Man... :::Satine laughs quietly at the remarks of the men and made a mental note to demolish them immediately should they enter her ring. As she made her way down the hall again, her name comes through a door that just happened to be open for better listening. She snickers and proceeds to listen.::: Some New Wrestler: Man, I've only been in this business for a month, and I�m seeing shit I never thought I�d see. SEX blatantly being put out there on the airways, and women competing for heavyweight titles? What happened to the days when the women said nothing, and just accompanied their men out to the ring. They just had to look beautiful and smile pretty while cheering their men on. No, I'm not talking about degrading women- I'm just saying that there's no way a Woman should be nWn World Champion! I don�t care if she�s done it before- and set records� Now every woman who comes into this place will think they can achieve the same thing! OK Ok, sorry, Mom, I was just saying.... :::Suddenly the door is closed and she keeps listening.::: Some New Wrestler: Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency. God, mom you worry too much! :::Satine turns around and laughs at what she had just witnessed. Still only a curtain jerker yet acting like every last man in this place- what a shocker. she thinks as she ponders whether or not to make an appearance at tonight's House Show. She decides to do so and goes to make arrangements.::: 3 Hours Later- House Show :::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.::: Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
Person on the Other End: Well first of all, you do realize that this is �The Bionic Redneck� we're talking about and he�s had his fair share of action. How can you be so confident that you'll win this thing? :::Satine rolls her eyes at this question, clearly annoyed by it. She continues rolling her eyes as the voice on the other end practically begs her not to put so much hope on winning this thing.::: Satine: What?! The beer swilling bird flipping foul mouth idiot from Texas? What?! First of all, I don't know who this is, but you've got a lot of nerve calling me on my day off and practically telling me I won't be winning this thing. I'm Satine Nicole! The Undisputed Queen of Wrestling- I accomplish what I set out to do, and for you to be telling me not to get my hopes up just proves to me that you're scared for dear Steve Austin- or even K-Bomb whoever in the hell that is.. The only real action Stevie�s got is lifting the beer mug from the bar. And that doesn't count for jack shit when it comes to what happens in my ring. Yes, that is MY ring. My courtyard so to speak, and for him to even have the balls to get into my ring with me, well that's his own damn fault, and he�s only creating a dillusion of what's yet to come in his life. The fact that he will be beat down just like everyone else that crosses my path. He thinks he can take me on? Then he can bring it, but when I'm finished with him, he�ll realize that he shouldn't have taken me on in the first place! There's nothing stopping me from going into the final round at Raw, and that's what I'm counting on. What? I said that�s what I�m counting on! Person on the Other End: But Satine, I'm worried more about you than I am Steve Austin. You'll be going against the Texas Rattlesnake for the glory of moving on to Raw for the World Title! :::Satine gets annoyed again at this comment and it shows on her face as she continues.::: Satine: Excuse me? Whoever this is, you obviously haven't been paying attention! This is Satine Nicole you�re talking to. And I could give a shit if I was fighting the Pink Panther, that means NOTHING when it comes to me winning this thing. When all is said and done, I will have plowed through Steve Austin, This K-Bomb kid, and whoever in the hell else decides they can take this away from me. When I came to nWn it was because of my talent. It was because everyone knows who I am and that I take care of business in the ring. They also know I'm the best, and that's why I'm here. I'm working alongside people I've known for ages, and even some I�ve never seen before in my life. But no matter who they are, they�ll all meet the same fate . So take your head out of your ass before I have this call traced and find you to kick it! Person on the Other End: Now, Now Satine, no need to get all huffy. I'm just letting you know how worried I am about you! You're so fragile and delicate, and so beautiful, I don't want you to get beat up by someone like Steve Austin! :::Satine hears this and begins snickering to herself. The other guys in the room started laughing as well and Satine just kept giggling, knowing that it was a good thing she kept her phones tapped wherever she went. The comedy could go on for hours and hours.::: Satine: Look, if you knew anything, you'd know that I've fought monstrosities bigger than Steve Austin, and come out on top for them all! There's nothing that will keep me from nailing that idiot to the wall, and that's a promise. I won't let someone like HIM try to steal my glory, by wussing out at the last minute. Austin and anyone else will be taken out by me in no time. And deep inside I think they all knows it too. Because you see, I'm Satine Nicole. Obviously you know that, because you've found my phone number. Person on the Other End: Satine, I've never seen someone as confident as you are. But I think you've put yourself on some pedestal and it won't be pretty when someone knocks you off of it. If it's not Austin then it will be someone else, Satine, aren't you worried about that? :::Satine just looks like she's dying for this conversation to end. She listens half heartedly, and gives a look of "could you be talking out of your ass more?" as the person on the other end continues.::: Person on the Other End: ...I just care a lot about you and don't want to see you hurt. Not to mention whoever else advances may take you out as well- and what will you do then? Your beauty won't carry you through this match any more than it can get you free dinner at the Outback! Just be careful Satine. ::::Satine snickers at the caller again, and ponders what to say next. She gets a "sure" look on her face and continues.::: Satine: Obviously, you don't know much about me, then. So how can you care about me? You won't even tell me who the hell you are? Who the hell cares about who will advance? Because when all is said and done, it will be me at the end of the moving on to Raw on Monday to take that title for myself. Then and only then will this be over. It's only a matter of time, and yes I'm positive it will happen. Now if you have nothing else to say to me, I need to keep this line free. :::The crew look at each other quizzically as Satine listens to the person on the other end finish up their sob story, and Satine hangs up the phone.::: Satine: I wonder who the hell that was? Oh well, anyway, back to �The Bionic Redneck�.. (looks at camera) �Stevie�, I hope you don't think you'll be winning on Smackdown, because the winners seat is taken, and you're looking at her. You've been drinking so long and so much that you just don't belong in my "league" of wrestling anymore, Austin! I'm the expert in the equation, Austin. And you're the slacker, the drunkard, the dipshit who does nothing but yell at everyone. Nothing will make me happier than showing you just that on Smackdown. Anyone else who thinks they can take me down, well, I dare them to try. You see, I've got my shit together, and I can guarantee that most of you will be scrambling to keep up with me. It's just a fact, people. Everyone, those of you who think I won't make it past you because 1.) I'm a lady and 2.) I have no business competing for the World Title to begin with- they will be taken down harder and faster than even dear Steve. You see, boys, I�ve held this title before, and was well deserving of it! I WILL do it again, and you all can just sit back and watch it happen. That's a fact, boys, I guarantee it. Now, let's get out of here, I've got some training to do. :::With that, the Crew wraps up everything, and Satine is seen just staring at the phone, still wondering who it was that called her. She laughs to herself and picks up her gym bag to head out the door to where Steve, her faithful limo driver was waiting to take her to the Gym.::: Some Gym- 1/2 hour later :::Satine is seen again, heading towards her locker room at the Gym. She hears her name and stops, listening to the conversation inside.::: Some Wrestler: Can you believe Satine Nicole actually thinks she's going to win this tournament? I can snap that girl in two! Some Other Wrestler: I'd like to split that girl in two, if you know what I mean. No, but seriously, She joined forces with Russo! That girl�s got something up her sleeve, and I don�t think it�s a condom for her �extracurricular activities�! SEX is so confident they�re going to turn this place around- and when it comes to Satine Nicole, hell yeah SEX sells! :::The guys are roaring with laughter as she keeps listening.::: Some Wrestler: I wouldn't talk about her like that, though. She's been known to rip people's heads off at the drop of a hat! She's a tough little cookie! Some Other Wrestler: Dude, do you hear what you're saying? You sound scared of Satine Nicole. No way in hell am I going to let some chick beat me! How would that look to the guys back home? But MAN is that girl hot- there's nothing I wouldn't do to that one. Those legs, that ass. Man... :::Satine laughs quietly at the remarks of the men and made a mental note to demolish them immediately should they enter her ring. As she made her way down the hall again, her name comes through a door that just happened to be open for better listening. She snickers and proceeds to listen.::: Some New Wrestler: Man, I've only been in this business for a month, and I�m seeing shit I never thought I�d see. SEX blatantly being put out there on the airways, and women competing for heavyweight titles? What happened to the days when the women said nothing, and just accompanied their men out to the ring. They just had to look beautiful and smile pretty while cheering their men on. No, I'm not talking about degrading women- I'm just saying that there's no way a Woman should be nWn World Champion! I don�t care if she�s done it before- and set records� Now every woman who comes into this place will think they can achieve the same thing! OK Ok, sorry, Mom, I was just saying.... :::Suddenly the door is closed and she keeps listening.::: Some New Wrestler: Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency. God, mom you worry too much! :::Satine turns around and laughs at what she had just witnessed. Still only a curtain jerker yet acting like every last man in this place- what a shocker. she thinks as she ponders whether or not to make an appearance at tonight's House Show. She decides to do so and goes to make arrangements.::: 3 Hours Later- House Show :::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.::: Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
:::Satine rolls her eyes at this question, clearly annoyed by it. She continues rolling her eyes as the voice on the other end practically begs her not to put so much hope on winning this thing.::: Satine: What?! The beer swilling bird flipping foul mouth idiot from Texas? What?! First of all, I don't know who this is, but you've got a lot of nerve calling me on my day off and practically telling me I won't be winning this thing. I'm Satine Nicole! The Undisputed Queen of Wrestling- I accomplish what I set out to do, and for you to be telling me not to get my hopes up just proves to me that you're scared for dear Steve Austin- or even K-Bomb whoever in the hell that is.. The only real action Stevie�s got is lifting the beer mug from the bar. And that doesn't count for jack shit when it comes to what happens in my ring. Yes, that is MY ring. My courtyard so to speak, and for him to even have the balls to get into my ring with me, well that's his own damn fault, and he�s only creating a dillusion of what's yet to come in his life. The fact that he will be beat down just like everyone else that crosses my path. He thinks he can take me on? Then he can bring it, but when I'm finished with him, he�ll realize that he shouldn't have taken me on in the first place! There's nothing stopping me from going into the final round at Raw, and that's what I'm counting on. What? I said that�s what I�m counting on! Person on the Other End: But Satine, I'm worried more about you than I am Steve Austin. You'll be going against the Texas Rattlesnake for the glory of moving on to Raw for the World Title! :::Satine gets annoyed again at this comment and it shows on her face as she continues.::: Satine: Excuse me? Whoever this is, you obviously haven't been paying attention! This is Satine Nicole you�re talking to. And I could give a shit if I was fighting the Pink Panther, that means NOTHING when it comes to me winning this thing. When all is said and done, I will have plowed through Steve Austin, This K-Bomb kid, and whoever in the hell else decides they can take this away from me. When I came to nWn it was because of my talent. It was because everyone knows who I am and that I take care of business in the ring. They also know I'm the best, and that's why I'm here. I'm working alongside people I've known for ages, and even some I�ve never seen before in my life. But no matter who they are, they�ll all meet the same fate . So take your head out of your ass before I have this call traced and find you to kick it! Person on the Other End: Now, Now Satine, no need to get all huffy. I'm just letting you know how worried I am about you! You're so fragile and delicate, and so beautiful, I don't want you to get beat up by someone like Steve Austin! :::Satine hears this and begins snickering to herself. The other guys in the room started laughing as well and Satine just kept giggling, knowing that it was a good thing she kept her phones tapped wherever she went. The comedy could go on for hours and hours.::: Satine: Look, if you knew anything, you'd know that I've fought monstrosities bigger than Steve Austin, and come out on top for them all! There's nothing that will keep me from nailing that idiot to the wall, and that's a promise. I won't let someone like HIM try to steal my glory, by wussing out at the last minute. Austin and anyone else will be taken out by me in no time. And deep inside I think they all knows it too. Because you see, I'm Satine Nicole. Obviously you know that, because you've found my phone number. Person on the Other End: Satine, I've never seen someone as confident as you are. But I think you've put yourself on some pedestal and it won't be pretty when someone knocks you off of it. If it's not Austin then it will be someone else, Satine, aren't you worried about that? :::Satine just looks like she's dying for this conversation to end. She listens half heartedly, and gives a look of "could you be talking out of your ass more?" as the person on the other end continues.::: Person on the Other End: ...I just care a lot about you and don't want to see you hurt. Not to mention whoever else advances may take you out as well- and what will you do then? Your beauty won't carry you through this match any more than it can get you free dinner at the Outback! Just be careful Satine. ::::Satine snickers at the caller again, and ponders what to say next. She gets a "sure" look on her face and continues.::: Satine: Obviously, you don't know much about me, then. So how can you care about me? You won't even tell me who the hell you are? Who the hell cares about who will advance? Because when all is said and done, it will be me at the end of the moving on to Raw on Monday to take that title for myself. Then and only then will this be over. It's only a matter of time, and yes I'm positive it will happen. Now if you have nothing else to say to me, I need to keep this line free. :::The crew look at each other quizzically as Satine listens to the person on the other end finish up their sob story, and Satine hangs up the phone.::: Satine: I wonder who the hell that was? Oh well, anyway, back to �The Bionic Redneck�.. (looks at camera) �Stevie�, I hope you don't think you'll be winning on Smackdown, because the winners seat is taken, and you're looking at her. You've been drinking so long and so much that you just don't belong in my "league" of wrestling anymore, Austin! I'm the expert in the equation, Austin. And you're the slacker, the drunkard, the dipshit who does nothing but yell at everyone. Nothing will make me happier than showing you just that on Smackdown. Anyone else who thinks they can take me down, well, I dare them to try. You see, I've got my shit together, and I can guarantee that most of you will be scrambling to keep up with me. It's just a fact, people. Everyone, those of you who think I won't make it past you because 1.) I'm a lady and 2.) I have no business competing for the World Title to begin with- they will be taken down harder and faster than even dear Steve. You see, boys, I�ve held this title before, and was well deserving of it! I WILL do it again, and you all can just sit back and watch it happen. That's a fact, boys, I guarantee it. Now, let's get out of here, I've got some training to do. :::With that, the Crew wraps up everything, and Satine is seen just staring at the phone, still wondering who it was that called her. She laughs to herself and picks up her gym bag to head out the door to where Steve, her faithful limo driver was waiting to take her to the Gym.::: Some Gym- 1/2 hour later :::Satine is seen again, heading towards her locker room at the Gym. She hears her name and stops, listening to the conversation inside.::: Some Wrestler: Can you believe Satine Nicole actually thinks she's going to win this tournament? I can snap that girl in two! Some Other Wrestler: I'd like to split that girl in two, if you know what I mean. No, but seriously, She joined forces with Russo! That girl�s got something up her sleeve, and I don�t think it�s a condom for her �extracurricular activities�! SEX is so confident they�re going to turn this place around- and when it comes to Satine Nicole, hell yeah SEX sells! :::The guys are roaring with laughter as she keeps listening.::: Some Wrestler: I wouldn't talk about her like that, though. She's been known to rip people's heads off at the drop of a hat! She's a tough little cookie! Some Other Wrestler: Dude, do you hear what you're saying? You sound scared of Satine Nicole. No way in hell am I going to let some chick beat me! How would that look to the guys back home? But MAN is that girl hot- there's nothing I wouldn't do to that one. Those legs, that ass. Man... :::Satine laughs quietly at the remarks of the men and made a mental note to demolish them immediately should they enter her ring. As she made her way down the hall again, her name comes through a door that just happened to be open for better listening. She snickers and proceeds to listen.::: Some New Wrestler: Man, I've only been in this business for a month, and I�m seeing shit I never thought I�d see. SEX blatantly being put out there on the airways, and women competing for heavyweight titles? What happened to the days when the women said nothing, and just accompanied their men out to the ring. They just had to look beautiful and smile pretty while cheering their men on. No, I'm not talking about degrading women- I'm just saying that there's no way a Woman should be nWn World Champion! I don�t care if she�s done it before- and set records� Now every woman who comes into this place will think they can achieve the same thing! OK Ok, sorry, Mom, I was just saying.... :::Suddenly the door is closed and she keeps listening.::: Some New Wrestler: Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency. God, mom you worry too much! :::Satine turns around and laughs at what she had just witnessed. Still only a curtain jerker yet acting like every last man in this place- what a shocker. she thinks as she ponders whether or not to make an appearance at tonight's House Show. She decides to do so and goes to make arrangements.::: 3 Hours Later- House Show :::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.::: Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
Satine: What?! The beer swilling bird flipping foul mouth idiot from Texas? What?! First of all, I don't know who this is, but you've got a lot of nerve calling me on my day off and practically telling me I won't be winning this thing. I'm Satine Nicole! The Undisputed Queen of Wrestling- I accomplish what I set out to do, and for you to be telling me not to get my hopes up just proves to me that you're scared for dear Steve Austin- or even K-Bomb whoever in the hell that is.. The only real action Stevie�s got is lifting the beer mug from the bar. And that doesn't count for jack shit when it comes to what happens in my ring. Yes, that is MY ring. My courtyard so to speak, and for him to even have the balls to get into my ring with me, well that's his own damn fault, and he�s only creating a dillusion of what's yet to come in his life. The fact that he will be beat down just like everyone else that crosses my path. He thinks he can take me on? Then he can bring it, but when I'm finished with him, he�ll realize that he shouldn't have taken me on in the first place! There's nothing stopping me from going into the final round at Raw, and that's what I'm counting on. What? I said that�s what I�m counting on! Person on the Other End: But Satine, I'm worried more about you than I am Steve Austin. You'll be going against the Texas Rattlesnake for the glory of moving on to Raw for the World Title! :::Satine gets annoyed again at this comment and it shows on her face as she continues.::: Satine: Excuse me? Whoever this is, you obviously haven't been paying attention! This is Satine Nicole you�re talking to. And I could give a shit if I was fighting the Pink Panther, that means NOTHING when it comes to me winning this thing. When all is said and done, I will have plowed through Steve Austin, This K-Bomb kid, and whoever in the hell else decides they can take this away from me. When I came to nWn it was because of my talent. It was because everyone knows who I am and that I take care of business in the ring. They also know I'm the best, and that's why I'm here. I'm working alongside people I've known for ages, and even some I�ve never seen before in my life. But no matter who they are, they�ll all meet the same fate . So take your head out of your ass before I have this call traced and find you to kick it! Person on the Other End: Now, Now Satine, no need to get all huffy. I'm just letting you know how worried I am about you! You're so fragile and delicate, and so beautiful, I don't want you to get beat up by someone like Steve Austin! :::Satine hears this and begins snickering to herself. The other guys in the room started laughing as well and Satine just kept giggling, knowing that it was a good thing she kept her phones tapped wherever she went. The comedy could go on for hours and hours.::: Satine: Look, if you knew anything, you'd know that I've fought monstrosities bigger than Steve Austin, and come out on top for them all! There's nothing that will keep me from nailing that idiot to the wall, and that's a promise. I won't let someone like HIM try to steal my glory, by wussing out at the last minute. Austin and anyone else will be taken out by me in no time. And deep inside I think they all knows it too. Because you see, I'm Satine Nicole. Obviously you know that, because you've found my phone number. Person on the Other End: Satine, I've never seen someone as confident as you are. But I think you've put yourself on some pedestal and it won't be pretty when someone knocks you off of it. If it's not Austin then it will be someone else, Satine, aren't you worried about that? :::Satine just looks like she's dying for this conversation to end. She listens half heartedly, and gives a look of "could you be talking out of your ass more?" as the person on the other end continues.::: Person on the Other End: ...I just care a lot about you and don't want to see you hurt. Not to mention whoever else advances may take you out as well- and what will you do then? Your beauty won't carry you through this match any more than it can get you free dinner at the Outback! Just be careful Satine. ::::Satine snickers at the caller again, and ponders what to say next. She gets a "sure" look on her face and continues.::: Satine: Obviously, you don't know much about me, then. So how can you care about me? You won't even tell me who the hell you are? Who the hell cares about who will advance? Because when all is said and done, it will be me at the end of the moving on to Raw on Monday to take that title for myself. Then and only then will this be over. It's only a matter of time, and yes I'm positive it will happen. Now if you have nothing else to say to me, I need to keep this line free. :::The crew look at each other quizzically as Satine listens to the person on the other end finish up their sob story, and Satine hangs up the phone.::: Satine: I wonder who the hell that was? Oh well, anyway, back to �The Bionic Redneck�.. (looks at camera) �Stevie�, I hope you don't think you'll be winning on Smackdown, because the winners seat is taken, and you're looking at her. You've been drinking so long and so much that you just don't belong in my "league" of wrestling anymore, Austin! I'm the expert in the equation, Austin. And you're the slacker, the drunkard, the dipshit who does nothing but yell at everyone. Nothing will make me happier than showing you just that on Smackdown. Anyone else who thinks they can take me down, well, I dare them to try. You see, I've got my shit together, and I can guarantee that most of you will be scrambling to keep up with me. It's just a fact, people. Everyone, those of you who think I won't make it past you because 1.) I'm a lady and 2.) I have no business competing for the World Title to begin with- they will be taken down harder and faster than even dear Steve. You see, boys, I�ve held this title before, and was well deserving of it! I WILL do it again, and you all can just sit back and watch it happen. That's a fact, boys, I guarantee it. Now, let's get out of here, I've got some training to do. :::With that, the Crew wraps up everything, and Satine is seen just staring at the phone, still wondering who it was that called her. She laughs to herself and picks up her gym bag to head out the door to where Steve, her faithful limo driver was waiting to take her to the Gym.::: Some Gym- 1/2 hour later :::Satine is seen again, heading towards her locker room at the Gym. She hears her name and stops, listening to the conversation inside.::: Some Wrestler: Can you believe Satine Nicole actually thinks she's going to win this tournament? I can snap that girl in two! Some Other Wrestler: I'd like to split that girl in two, if you know what I mean. No, but seriously, She joined forces with Russo! That girl�s got something up her sleeve, and I don�t think it�s a condom for her �extracurricular activities�! SEX is so confident they�re going to turn this place around- and when it comes to Satine Nicole, hell yeah SEX sells! :::The guys are roaring with laughter as she keeps listening.::: Some Wrestler: I wouldn't talk about her like that, though. She's been known to rip people's heads off at the drop of a hat! She's a tough little cookie! Some Other Wrestler: Dude, do you hear what you're saying? You sound scared of Satine Nicole. No way in hell am I going to let some chick beat me! How would that look to the guys back home? But MAN is that girl hot- there's nothing I wouldn't do to that one. Those legs, that ass. Man... :::Satine laughs quietly at the remarks of the men and made a mental note to demolish them immediately should they enter her ring. As she made her way down the hall again, her name comes through a door that just happened to be open for better listening. She snickers and proceeds to listen.::: Some New Wrestler: Man, I've only been in this business for a month, and I�m seeing shit I never thought I�d see. SEX blatantly being put out there on the airways, and women competing for heavyweight titles? What happened to the days when the women said nothing, and just accompanied their men out to the ring. They just had to look beautiful and smile pretty while cheering their men on. No, I'm not talking about degrading women- I'm just saying that there's no way a Woman should be nWn World Champion! I don�t care if she�s done it before- and set records� Now every woman who comes into this place will think they can achieve the same thing! OK Ok, sorry, Mom, I was just saying.... :::Suddenly the door is closed and she keeps listening.::: Some New Wrestler: Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency. God, mom you worry too much! :::Satine turns around and laughs at what she had just witnessed. Still only a curtain jerker yet acting like every last man in this place- what a shocker. she thinks as she ponders whether or not to make an appearance at tonight's House Show. She decides to do so and goes to make arrangements.::: 3 Hours Later- House Show :::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.::: Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
The only real action Stevie�s got is lifting the beer mug from the bar. And that doesn't count for jack shit when it comes to what happens in my ring. Yes, that is MY ring. My courtyard so to speak, and for him to even have the balls to get into my ring with me, well that's his own damn fault, and he�s only creating a dillusion of what's yet to come in his life. The fact that he will be beat down just like everyone else that crosses my path. He thinks he can take me on? Then he can bring it, but when I'm finished with him, he�ll realize that he shouldn't have taken me on in the first place! There's nothing stopping me from going into the final round at Raw, and that's what I'm counting on. What? I said that�s what I�m counting on!
Person on the Other End: But Satine, I'm worried more about you than I am Steve Austin. You'll be going against the Texas Rattlesnake for the glory of moving on to Raw for the World Title! :::Satine gets annoyed again at this comment and it shows on her face as she continues.::: Satine: Excuse me? Whoever this is, you obviously haven't been paying attention! This is Satine Nicole you�re talking to. And I could give a shit if I was fighting the Pink Panther, that means NOTHING when it comes to me winning this thing. When all is said and done, I will have plowed through Steve Austin, This K-Bomb kid, and whoever in the hell else decides they can take this away from me. When I came to nWn it was because of my talent. It was because everyone knows who I am and that I take care of business in the ring. They also know I'm the best, and that's why I'm here. I'm working alongside people I've known for ages, and even some I�ve never seen before in my life. But no matter who they are, they�ll all meet the same fate . So take your head out of your ass before I have this call traced and find you to kick it! Person on the Other End: Now, Now Satine, no need to get all huffy. I'm just letting you know how worried I am about you! You're so fragile and delicate, and so beautiful, I don't want you to get beat up by someone like Steve Austin! :::Satine hears this and begins snickering to herself. The other guys in the room started laughing as well and Satine just kept giggling, knowing that it was a good thing she kept her phones tapped wherever she went. The comedy could go on for hours and hours.::: Satine: Look, if you knew anything, you'd know that I've fought monstrosities bigger than Steve Austin, and come out on top for them all! There's nothing that will keep me from nailing that idiot to the wall, and that's a promise. I won't let someone like HIM try to steal my glory, by wussing out at the last minute. Austin and anyone else will be taken out by me in no time. And deep inside I think they all knows it too. Because you see, I'm Satine Nicole. Obviously you know that, because you've found my phone number. Person on the Other End: Satine, I've never seen someone as confident as you are. But I think you've put yourself on some pedestal and it won't be pretty when someone knocks you off of it. If it's not Austin then it will be someone else, Satine, aren't you worried about that? :::Satine just looks like she's dying for this conversation to end. She listens half heartedly, and gives a look of "could you be talking out of your ass more?" as the person on the other end continues.::: Person on the Other End: ...I just care a lot about you and don't want to see you hurt. Not to mention whoever else advances may take you out as well- and what will you do then? Your beauty won't carry you through this match any more than it can get you free dinner at the Outback! Just be careful Satine. ::::Satine snickers at the caller again, and ponders what to say next. She gets a "sure" look on her face and continues.::: Satine: Obviously, you don't know much about me, then. So how can you care about me? You won't even tell me who the hell you are? Who the hell cares about who will advance? Because when all is said and done, it will be me at the end of the moving on to Raw on Monday to take that title for myself. Then and only then will this be over. It's only a matter of time, and yes I'm positive it will happen. Now if you have nothing else to say to me, I need to keep this line free. :::The crew look at each other quizzically as Satine listens to the person on the other end finish up their sob story, and Satine hangs up the phone.::: Satine: I wonder who the hell that was? Oh well, anyway, back to �The Bionic Redneck�.. (looks at camera) �Stevie�, I hope you don't think you'll be winning on Smackdown, because the winners seat is taken, and you're looking at her. You've been drinking so long and so much that you just don't belong in my "league" of wrestling anymore, Austin! I'm the expert in the equation, Austin. And you're the slacker, the drunkard, the dipshit who does nothing but yell at everyone. Nothing will make me happier than showing you just that on Smackdown. Anyone else who thinks they can take me down, well, I dare them to try. You see, I've got my shit together, and I can guarantee that most of you will be scrambling to keep up with me. It's just a fact, people. Everyone, those of you who think I won't make it past you because 1.) I'm a lady and 2.) I have no business competing for the World Title to begin with- they will be taken down harder and faster than even dear Steve. You see, boys, I�ve held this title before, and was well deserving of it! I WILL do it again, and you all can just sit back and watch it happen. That's a fact, boys, I guarantee it. Now, let's get out of here, I've got some training to do. :::With that, the Crew wraps up everything, and Satine is seen just staring at the phone, still wondering who it was that called her. She laughs to herself and picks up her gym bag to head out the door to where Steve, her faithful limo driver was waiting to take her to the Gym.::: Some Gym- 1/2 hour later :::Satine is seen again, heading towards her locker room at the Gym. She hears her name and stops, listening to the conversation inside.::: Some Wrestler: Can you believe Satine Nicole actually thinks she's going to win this tournament? I can snap that girl in two! Some Other Wrestler: I'd like to split that girl in two, if you know what I mean. No, but seriously, She joined forces with Russo! That girl�s got something up her sleeve, and I don�t think it�s a condom for her �extracurricular activities�! SEX is so confident they�re going to turn this place around- and when it comes to Satine Nicole, hell yeah SEX sells! :::The guys are roaring with laughter as she keeps listening.::: Some Wrestler: I wouldn't talk about her like that, though. She's been known to rip people's heads off at the drop of a hat! She's a tough little cookie! Some Other Wrestler: Dude, do you hear what you're saying? You sound scared of Satine Nicole. No way in hell am I going to let some chick beat me! How would that look to the guys back home? But MAN is that girl hot- there's nothing I wouldn't do to that one. Those legs, that ass. Man... :::Satine laughs quietly at the remarks of the men and made a mental note to demolish them immediately should they enter her ring. As she made her way down the hall again, her name comes through a door that just happened to be open for better listening. She snickers and proceeds to listen.::: Some New Wrestler: Man, I've only been in this business for a month, and I�m seeing shit I never thought I�d see. SEX blatantly being put out there on the airways, and women competing for heavyweight titles? What happened to the days when the women said nothing, and just accompanied their men out to the ring. They just had to look beautiful and smile pretty while cheering their men on. No, I'm not talking about degrading women- I'm just saying that there's no way a Woman should be nWn World Champion! I don�t care if she�s done it before- and set records� Now every woman who comes into this place will think they can achieve the same thing! OK Ok, sorry, Mom, I was just saying.... :::Suddenly the door is closed and she keeps listening.::: Some New Wrestler: Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency. God, mom you worry too much! :::Satine turns around and laughs at what she had just witnessed. Still only a curtain jerker yet acting like every last man in this place- what a shocker. she thinks as she ponders whether or not to make an appearance at tonight's House Show. She decides to do so and goes to make arrangements.::: 3 Hours Later- House Show :::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.::: Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
:::Satine gets annoyed again at this comment and it shows on her face as she continues.::: Satine: Excuse me? Whoever this is, you obviously haven't been paying attention! This is Satine Nicole you�re talking to. And I could give a shit if I was fighting the Pink Panther, that means NOTHING when it comes to me winning this thing. When all is said and done, I will have plowed through Steve Austin, This K-Bomb kid, and whoever in the hell else decides they can take this away from me. When I came to nWn it was because of my talent. It was because everyone knows who I am and that I take care of business in the ring. They also know I'm the best, and that's why I'm here. I'm working alongside people I've known for ages, and even some I�ve never seen before in my life. But no matter who they are, they�ll all meet the same fate . So take your head out of your ass before I have this call traced and find you to kick it! Person on the Other End: Now, Now Satine, no need to get all huffy. I'm just letting you know how worried I am about you! You're so fragile and delicate, and so beautiful, I don't want you to get beat up by someone like Steve Austin! :::Satine hears this and begins snickering to herself. The other guys in the room started laughing as well and Satine just kept giggling, knowing that it was a good thing she kept her phones tapped wherever she went. The comedy could go on for hours and hours.::: Satine: Look, if you knew anything, you'd know that I've fought monstrosities bigger than Steve Austin, and come out on top for them all! There's nothing that will keep me from nailing that idiot to the wall, and that's a promise. I won't let someone like HIM try to steal my glory, by wussing out at the last minute. Austin and anyone else will be taken out by me in no time. And deep inside I think they all knows it too. Because you see, I'm Satine Nicole. Obviously you know that, because you've found my phone number. Person on the Other End: Satine, I've never seen someone as confident as you are. But I think you've put yourself on some pedestal and it won't be pretty when someone knocks you off of it. If it's not Austin then it will be someone else, Satine, aren't you worried about that? :::Satine just looks like she's dying for this conversation to end. She listens half heartedly, and gives a look of "could you be talking out of your ass more?" as the person on the other end continues.::: Person on the Other End: ...I just care a lot about you and don't want to see you hurt. Not to mention whoever else advances may take you out as well- and what will you do then? Your beauty won't carry you through this match any more than it can get you free dinner at the Outback! Just be careful Satine. ::::Satine snickers at the caller again, and ponders what to say next. She gets a "sure" look on her face and continues.::: Satine: Obviously, you don't know much about me, then. So how can you care about me? You won't even tell me who the hell you are? Who the hell cares about who will advance? Because when all is said and done, it will be me at the end of the moving on to Raw on Monday to take that title for myself. Then and only then will this be over. It's only a matter of time, and yes I'm positive it will happen. Now if you have nothing else to say to me, I need to keep this line free. :::The crew look at each other quizzically as Satine listens to the person on the other end finish up their sob story, and Satine hangs up the phone.::: Satine: I wonder who the hell that was? Oh well, anyway, back to �The Bionic Redneck�.. (looks at camera) �Stevie�, I hope you don't think you'll be winning on Smackdown, because the winners seat is taken, and you're looking at her. You've been drinking so long and so much that you just don't belong in my "league" of wrestling anymore, Austin! I'm the expert in the equation, Austin. And you're the slacker, the drunkard, the dipshit who does nothing but yell at everyone. Nothing will make me happier than showing you just that on Smackdown. Anyone else who thinks they can take me down, well, I dare them to try. You see, I've got my shit together, and I can guarantee that most of you will be scrambling to keep up with me. It's just a fact, people. Everyone, those of you who think I won't make it past you because 1.) I'm a lady and 2.) I have no business competing for the World Title to begin with- they will be taken down harder and faster than even dear Steve. You see, boys, I�ve held this title before, and was well deserving of it! I WILL do it again, and you all can just sit back and watch it happen. That's a fact, boys, I guarantee it. Now, let's get out of here, I've got some training to do. :::With that, the Crew wraps up everything, and Satine is seen just staring at the phone, still wondering who it was that called her. She laughs to herself and picks up her gym bag to head out the door to where Steve, her faithful limo driver was waiting to take her to the Gym.::: Some Gym- 1/2 hour later :::Satine is seen again, heading towards her locker room at the Gym. She hears her name and stops, listening to the conversation inside.::: Some Wrestler: Can you believe Satine Nicole actually thinks she's going to win this tournament? I can snap that girl in two! Some Other Wrestler: I'd like to split that girl in two, if you know what I mean. No, but seriously, She joined forces with Russo! That girl�s got something up her sleeve, and I don�t think it�s a condom for her �extracurricular activities�! SEX is so confident they�re going to turn this place around- and when it comes to Satine Nicole, hell yeah SEX sells! :::The guys are roaring with laughter as she keeps listening.::: Some Wrestler: I wouldn't talk about her like that, though. She's been known to rip people's heads off at the drop of a hat! She's a tough little cookie! Some Other Wrestler: Dude, do you hear what you're saying? You sound scared of Satine Nicole. No way in hell am I going to let some chick beat me! How would that look to the guys back home? But MAN is that girl hot- there's nothing I wouldn't do to that one. Those legs, that ass. Man... :::Satine laughs quietly at the remarks of the men and made a mental note to demolish them immediately should they enter her ring. As she made her way down the hall again, her name comes through a door that just happened to be open for better listening. She snickers and proceeds to listen.::: Some New Wrestler: Man, I've only been in this business for a month, and I�m seeing shit I never thought I�d see. SEX blatantly being put out there on the airways, and women competing for heavyweight titles? What happened to the days when the women said nothing, and just accompanied their men out to the ring. They just had to look beautiful and smile pretty while cheering their men on. No, I'm not talking about degrading women- I'm just saying that there's no way a Woman should be nWn World Champion! I don�t care if she�s done it before- and set records� Now every woman who comes into this place will think they can achieve the same thing! OK Ok, sorry, Mom, I was just saying.... :::Suddenly the door is closed and she keeps listening.::: Some New Wrestler: Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency. God, mom you worry too much! :::Satine turns around and laughs at what she had just witnessed. Still only a curtain jerker yet acting like every last man in this place- what a shocker. she thinks as she ponders whether or not to make an appearance at tonight's House Show. She decides to do so and goes to make arrangements.::: 3 Hours Later- House Show :::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.::: Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
Satine: Excuse me? Whoever this is, you obviously haven't been paying attention! This is Satine Nicole you�re talking to. And I could give a shit if I was fighting the Pink Panther, that means NOTHING when it comes to me winning this thing. When all is said and done, I will have plowed through Steve Austin, This K-Bomb kid, and whoever in the hell else decides they can take this away from me. When I came to nWn it was because of my talent. It was because everyone knows who I am and that I take care of business in the ring. They also know I'm the best, and that's why I'm here. I'm working alongside people I've known for ages, and even some I�ve never seen before in my life. But no matter who they are, they�ll all meet the same fate . So take your head out of your ass before I have this call traced and find you to kick it! Person on the Other End: Now, Now Satine, no need to get all huffy. I'm just letting you know how worried I am about you! You're so fragile and delicate, and so beautiful, I don't want you to get beat up by someone like Steve Austin! :::Satine hears this and begins snickering to herself. The other guys in the room started laughing as well and Satine just kept giggling, knowing that it was a good thing she kept her phones tapped wherever she went. The comedy could go on for hours and hours.::: Satine: Look, if you knew anything, you'd know that I've fought monstrosities bigger than Steve Austin, and come out on top for them all! There's nothing that will keep me from nailing that idiot to the wall, and that's a promise. I won't let someone like HIM try to steal my glory, by wussing out at the last minute. Austin and anyone else will be taken out by me in no time. And deep inside I think they all knows it too. Because you see, I'm Satine Nicole. Obviously you know that, because you've found my phone number. Person on the Other End: Satine, I've never seen someone as confident as you are. But I think you've put yourself on some pedestal and it won't be pretty when someone knocks you off of it. If it's not Austin then it will be someone else, Satine, aren't you worried about that? :::Satine just looks like she's dying for this conversation to end. She listens half heartedly, and gives a look of "could you be talking out of your ass more?" as the person on the other end continues.::: Person on the Other End: ...I just care a lot about you and don't want to see you hurt. Not to mention whoever else advances may take you out as well- and what will you do then? Your beauty won't carry you through this match any more than it can get you free dinner at the Outback! Just be careful Satine. ::::Satine snickers at the caller again, and ponders what to say next. She gets a "sure" look on her face and continues.::: Satine: Obviously, you don't know much about me, then. So how can you care about me? You won't even tell me who the hell you are? Who the hell cares about who will advance? Because when all is said and done, it will be me at the end of the moving on to Raw on Monday to take that title for myself. Then and only then will this be over. It's only a matter of time, and yes I'm positive it will happen. Now if you have nothing else to say to me, I need to keep this line free. :::The crew look at each other quizzically as Satine listens to the person on the other end finish up their sob story, and Satine hangs up the phone.::: Satine: I wonder who the hell that was? Oh well, anyway, back to �The Bionic Redneck�.. (looks at camera) �Stevie�, I hope you don't think you'll be winning on Smackdown, because the winners seat is taken, and you're looking at her. You've been drinking so long and so much that you just don't belong in my "league" of wrestling anymore, Austin! I'm the expert in the equation, Austin. And you're the slacker, the drunkard, the dipshit who does nothing but yell at everyone. Nothing will make me happier than showing you just that on Smackdown. Anyone else who thinks they can take me down, well, I dare them to try. You see, I've got my shit together, and I can guarantee that most of you will be scrambling to keep up with me. It's just a fact, people. Everyone, those of you who think I won't make it past you because 1.) I'm a lady and 2.) I have no business competing for the World Title to begin with- they will be taken down harder and faster than even dear Steve. You see, boys, I�ve held this title before, and was well deserving of it! I WILL do it again, and you all can just sit back and watch it happen. That's a fact, boys, I guarantee it. Now, let's get out of here, I've got some training to do. :::With that, the Crew wraps up everything, and Satine is seen just staring at the phone, still wondering who it was that called her. She laughs to herself and picks up her gym bag to head out the door to where Steve, her faithful limo driver was waiting to take her to the Gym.::: Some Gym- 1/2 hour later :::Satine is seen again, heading towards her locker room at the Gym. She hears her name and stops, listening to the conversation inside.::: Some Wrestler: Can you believe Satine Nicole actually thinks she's going to win this tournament? I can snap that girl in two! Some Other Wrestler: I'd like to split that girl in two, if you know what I mean. No, but seriously, She joined forces with Russo! That girl�s got something up her sleeve, and I don�t think it�s a condom for her �extracurricular activities�! SEX is so confident they�re going to turn this place around- and when it comes to Satine Nicole, hell yeah SEX sells! :::The guys are roaring with laughter as she keeps listening.::: Some Wrestler: I wouldn't talk about her like that, though. She's been known to rip people's heads off at the drop of a hat! She's a tough little cookie! Some Other Wrestler: Dude, do you hear what you're saying? You sound scared of Satine Nicole. No way in hell am I going to let some chick beat me! How would that look to the guys back home? But MAN is that girl hot- there's nothing I wouldn't do to that one. Those legs, that ass. Man... :::Satine laughs quietly at the remarks of the men and made a mental note to demolish them immediately should they enter her ring. As she made her way down the hall again, her name comes through a door that just happened to be open for better listening. She snickers and proceeds to listen.::: Some New Wrestler: Man, I've only been in this business for a month, and I�m seeing shit I never thought I�d see. SEX blatantly being put out there on the airways, and women competing for heavyweight titles? What happened to the days when the women said nothing, and just accompanied their men out to the ring. They just had to look beautiful and smile pretty while cheering their men on. No, I'm not talking about degrading women- I'm just saying that there's no way a Woman should be nWn World Champion! I don�t care if she�s done it before- and set records� Now every woman who comes into this place will think they can achieve the same thing! OK Ok, sorry, Mom, I was just saying.... :::Suddenly the door is closed and she keeps listening.::: Some New Wrestler: Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency. God, mom you worry too much! :::Satine turns around and laughs at what she had just witnessed. Still only a curtain jerker yet acting like every last man in this place- what a shocker. she thinks as she ponders whether or not to make an appearance at tonight's House Show. She decides to do so and goes to make arrangements.::: 3 Hours Later- House Show :::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.::: Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
When I came to nWn it was because of my talent. It was because everyone knows who I am and that I take care of business in the ring. They also know I'm the best, and that's why I'm here. I'm working alongside people I've known for ages, and even some I�ve never seen before in my life. But no matter who they are, they�ll all meet the same fate . So take your head out of your ass before I have this call traced and find you to kick it!
Person on the Other End: Now, Now Satine, no need to get all huffy. I'm just letting you know how worried I am about you! You're so fragile and delicate, and so beautiful, I don't want you to get beat up by someone like Steve Austin! :::Satine hears this and begins snickering to herself. The other guys in the room started laughing as well and Satine just kept giggling, knowing that it was a good thing she kept her phones tapped wherever she went. The comedy could go on for hours and hours.::: Satine: Look, if you knew anything, you'd know that I've fought monstrosities bigger than Steve Austin, and come out on top for them all! There's nothing that will keep me from nailing that idiot to the wall, and that's a promise. I won't let someone like HIM try to steal my glory, by wussing out at the last minute. Austin and anyone else will be taken out by me in no time. And deep inside I think they all knows it too. Because you see, I'm Satine Nicole. Obviously you know that, because you've found my phone number. Person on the Other End: Satine, I've never seen someone as confident as you are. But I think you've put yourself on some pedestal and it won't be pretty when someone knocks you off of it. If it's not Austin then it will be someone else, Satine, aren't you worried about that? :::Satine just looks like she's dying for this conversation to end. She listens half heartedly, and gives a look of "could you be talking out of your ass more?" as the person on the other end continues.::: Person on the Other End: ...I just care a lot about you and don't want to see you hurt. Not to mention whoever else advances may take you out as well- and what will you do then? Your beauty won't carry you through this match any more than it can get you free dinner at the Outback! Just be careful Satine. ::::Satine snickers at the caller again, and ponders what to say next. She gets a "sure" look on her face and continues.::: Satine: Obviously, you don't know much about me, then. So how can you care about me? You won't even tell me who the hell you are? Who the hell cares about who will advance? Because when all is said and done, it will be me at the end of the moving on to Raw on Monday to take that title for myself. Then and only then will this be over. It's only a matter of time, and yes I'm positive it will happen. Now if you have nothing else to say to me, I need to keep this line free. :::The crew look at each other quizzically as Satine listens to the person on the other end finish up their sob story, and Satine hangs up the phone.::: Satine: I wonder who the hell that was? Oh well, anyway, back to �The Bionic Redneck�.. (looks at camera) �Stevie�, I hope you don't think you'll be winning on Smackdown, because the winners seat is taken, and you're looking at her. You've been drinking so long and so much that you just don't belong in my "league" of wrestling anymore, Austin! I'm the expert in the equation, Austin. And you're the slacker, the drunkard, the dipshit who does nothing but yell at everyone. Nothing will make me happier than showing you just that on Smackdown. Anyone else who thinks they can take me down, well, I dare them to try. You see, I've got my shit together, and I can guarantee that most of you will be scrambling to keep up with me. It's just a fact, people. Everyone, those of you who think I won't make it past you because 1.) I'm a lady and 2.) I have no business competing for the World Title to begin with- they will be taken down harder and faster than even dear Steve. You see, boys, I�ve held this title before, and was well deserving of it! I WILL do it again, and you all can just sit back and watch it happen. That's a fact, boys, I guarantee it. Now, let's get out of here, I've got some training to do. :::With that, the Crew wraps up everything, and Satine is seen just staring at the phone, still wondering who it was that called her. She laughs to herself and picks up her gym bag to head out the door to where Steve, her faithful limo driver was waiting to take her to the Gym.::: Some Gym- 1/2 hour later :::Satine is seen again, heading towards her locker room at the Gym. She hears her name and stops, listening to the conversation inside.::: Some Wrestler: Can you believe Satine Nicole actually thinks she's going to win this tournament? I can snap that girl in two! Some Other Wrestler: I'd like to split that girl in two, if you know what I mean. No, but seriously, She joined forces with Russo! That girl�s got something up her sleeve, and I don�t think it�s a condom for her �extracurricular activities�! SEX is so confident they�re going to turn this place around- and when it comes to Satine Nicole, hell yeah SEX sells! :::The guys are roaring with laughter as she keeps listening.::: Some Wrestler: I wouldn't talk about her like that, though. She's been known to rip people's heads off at the drop of a hat! She's a tough little cookie! Some Other Wrestler: Dude, do you hear what you're saying? You sound scared of Satine Nicole. No way in hell am I going to let some chick beat me! How would that look to the guys back home? But MAN is that girl hot- there's nothing I wouldn't do to that one. Those legs, that ass. Man... :::Satine laughs quietly at the remarks of the men and made a mental note to demolish them immediately should they enter her ring. As she made her way down the hall again, her name comes through a door that just happened to be open for better listening. She snickers and proceeds to listen.::: Some New Wrestler: Man, I've only been in this business for a month, and I�m seeing shit I never thought I�d see. SEX blatantly being put out there on the airways, and women competing for heavyweight titles? What happened to the days when the women said nothing, and just accompanied their men out to the ring. They just had to look beautiful and smile pretty while cheering their men on. No, I'm not talking about degrading women- I'm just saying that there's no way a Woman should be nWn World Champion! I don�t care if she�s done it before- and set records� Now every woman who comes into this place will think they can achieve the same thing! OK Ok, sorry, Mom, I was just saying.... :::Suddenly the door is closed and she keeps listening.::: Some New Wrestler: Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency. God, mom you worry too much! :::Satine turns around and laughs at what she had just witnessed. Still only a curtain jerker yet acting like every last man in this place- what a shocker. she thinks as she ponders whether or not to make an appearance at tonight's House Show. She decides to do so and goes to make arrangements.::: 3 Hours Later- House Show :::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.::: Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
:::Satine hears this and begins snickering to herself. The other guys in the room started laughing as well and Satine just kept giggling, knowing that it was a good thing she kept her phones tapped wherever she went. The comedy could go on for hours and hours.::: Satine: Look, if you knew anything, you'd know that I've fought monstrosities bigger than Steve Austin, and come out on top for them all! There's nothing that will keep me from nailing that idiot to the wall, and that's a promise. I won't let someone like HIM try to steal my glory, by wussing out at the last minute. Austin and anyone else will be taken out by me in no time. And deep inside I think they all knows it too. Because you see, I'm Satine Nicole. Obviously you know that, because you've found my phone number. Person on the Other End: Satine, I've never seen someone as confident as you are. But I think you've put yourself on some pedestal and it won't be pretty when someone knocks you off of it. If it's not Austin then it will be someone else, Satine, aren't you worried about that? :::Satine just looks like she's dying for this conversation to end. She listens half heartedly, and gives a look of "could you be talking out of your ass more?" as the person on the other end continues.::: Person on the Other End: ...I just care a lot about you and don't want to see you hurt. Not to mention whoever else advances may take you out as well- and what will you do then? Your beauty won't carry you through this match any more than it can get you free dinner at the Outback! Just be careful Satine. ::::Satine snickers at the caller again, and ponders what to say next. She gets a "sure" look on her face and continues.::: Satine: Obviously, you don't know much about me, then. So how can you care about me? You won't even tell me who the hell you are? Who the hell cares about who will advance? Because when all is said and done, it will be me at the end of the moving on to Raw on Monday to take that title for myself. Then and only then will this be over. It's only a matter of time, and yes I'm positive it will happen. Now if you have nothing else to say to me, I need to keep this line free. :::The crew look at each other quizzically as Satine listens to the person on the other end finish up their sob story, and Satine hangs up the phone.::: Satine: I wonder who the hell that was? Oh well, anyway, back to �The Bionic Redneck�.. (looks at camera) �Stevie�, I hope you don't think you'll be winning on Smackdown, because the winners seat is taken, and you're looking at her. You've been drinking so long and so much that you just don't belong in my "league" of wrestling anymore, Austin! I'm the expert in the equation, Austin. And you're the slacker, the drunkard, the dipshit who does nothing but yell at everyone. Nothing will make me happier than showing you just that on Smackdown. Anyone else who thinks they can take me down, well, I dare them to try. You see, I've got my shit together, and I can guarantee that most of you will be scrambling to keep up with me. It's just a fact, people. Everyone, those of you who think I won't make it past you because 1.) I'm a lady and 2.) I have no business competing for the World Title to begin with- they will be taken down harder and faster than even dear Steve. You see, boys, I�ve held this title before, and was well deserving of it! I WILL do it again, and you all can just sit back and watch it happen. That's a fact, boys, I guarantee it. Now, let's get out of here, I've got some training to do. :::With that, the Crew wraps up everything, and Satine is seen just staring at the phone, still wondering who it was that called her. She laughs to herself and picks up her gym bag to head out the door to where Steve, her faithful limo driver was waiting to take her to the Gym.::: Some Gym- 1/2 hour later :::Satine is seen again, heading towards her locker room at the Gym. She hears her name and stops, listening to the conversation inside.::: Some Wrestler: Can you believe Satine Nicole actually thinks she's going to win this tournament? I can snap that girl in two! Some Other Wrestler: I'd like to split that girl in two, if you know what I mean. No, but seriously, She joined forces with Russo! That girl�s got something up her sleeve, and I don�t think it�s a condom for her �extracurricular activities�! SEX is so confident they�re going to turn this place around- and when it comes to Satine Nicole, hell yeah SEX sells! :::The guys are roaring with laughter as she keeps listening.::: Some Wrestler: I wouldn't talk about her like that, though. She's been known to rip people's heads off at the drop of a hat! She's a tough little cookie! Some Other Wrestler: Dude, do you hear what you're saying? You sound scared of Satine Nicole. No way in hell am I going to let some chick beat me! How would that look to the guys back home? But MAN is that girl hot- there's nothing I wouldn't do to that one. Those legs, that ass. Man... :::Satine laughs quietly at the remarks of the men and made a mental note to demolish them immediately should they enter her ring. As she made her way down the hall again, her name comes through a door that just happened to be open for better listening. She snickers and proceeds to listen.::: Some New Wrestler: Man, I've only been in this business for a month, and I�m seeing shit I never thought I�d see. SEX blatantly being put out there on the airways, and women competing for heavyweight titles? What happened to the days when the women said nothing, and just accompanied their men out to the ring. They just had to look beautiful and smile pretty while cheering their men on. No, I'm not talking about degrading women- I'm just saying that there's no way a Woman should be nWn World Champion! I don�t care if she�s done it before- and set records� Now every woman who comes into this place will think they can achieve the same thing! OK Ok, sorry, Mom, I was just saying.... :::Suddenly the door is closed and she keeps listening.::: Some New Wrestler: Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency. God, mom you worry too much! :::Satine turns around and laughs at what she had just witnessed. Still only a curtain jerker yet acting like every last man in this place- what a shocker. she thinks as she ponders whether or not to make an appearance at tonight's House Show. She decides to do so and goes to make arrangements.::: 3 Hours Later- House Show :::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.::: Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
Satine: Look, if you knew anything, you'd know that I've fought monstrosities bigger than Steve Austin, and come out on top for them all! There's nothing that will keep me from nailing that idiot to the wall, and that's a promise. I won't let someone like HIM try to steal my glory, by wussing out at the last minute. Austin and anyone else will be taken out by me in no time. And deep inside I think they all knows it too. Because you see, I'm Satine Nicole. Obviously you know that, because you've found my phone number. Person on the Other End: Satine, I've never seen someone as confident as you are. But I think you've put yourself on some pedestal and it won't be pretty when someone knocks you off of it. If it's not Austin then it will be someone else, Satine, aren't you worried about that? :::Satine just looks like she's dying for this conversation to end. She listens half heartedly, and gives a look of "could you be talking out of your ass more?" as the person on the other end continues.::: Person on the Other End: ...I just care a lot about you and don't want to see you hurt. Not to mention whoever else advances may take you out as well- and what will you do then? Your beauty won't carry you through this match any more than it can get you free dinner at the Outback! Just be careful Satine. ::::Satine snickers at the caller again, and ponders what to say next. She gets a "sure" look on her face and continues.::: Satine: Obviously, you don't know much about me, then. So how can you care about me? You won't even tell me who the hell you are? Who the hell cares about who will advance? Because when all is said and done, it will be me at the end of the moving on to Raw on Monday to take that title for myself. Then and only then will this be over. It's only a matter of time, and yes I'm positive it will happen. Now if you have nothing else to say to me, I need to keep this line free. :::The crew look at each other quizzically as Satine listens to the person on the other end finish up their sob story, and Satine hangs up the phone.::: Satine: I wonder who the hell that was? Oh well, anyway, back to �The Bionic Redneck�.. (looks at camera) �Stevie�, I hope you don't think you'll be winning on Smackdown, because the winners seat is taken, and you're looking at her. You've been drinking so long and so much that you just don't belong in my "league" of wrestling anymore, Austin! I'm the expert in the equation, Austin. And you're the slacker, the drunkard, the dipshit who does nothing but yell at everyone. Nothing will make me happier than showing you just that on Smackdown. Anyone else who thinks they can take me down, well, I dare them to try. You see, I've got my shit together, and I can guarantee that most of you will be scrambling to keep up with me. It's just a fact, people. Everyone, those of you who think I won't make it past you because 1.) I'm a lady and 2.) I have no business competing for the World Title to begin with- they will be taken down harder and faster than even dear Steve. You see, boys, I�ve held this title before, and was well deserving of it! I WILL do it again, and you all can just sit back and watch it happen. That's a fact, boys, I guarantee it. Now, let's get out of here, I've got some training to do. :::With that, the Crew wraps up everything, and Satine is seen just staring at the phone, still wondering who it was that called her. She laughs to herself and picks up her gym bag to head out the door to where Steve, her faithful limo driver was waiting to take her to the Gym.::: Some Gym- 1/2 hour later :::Satine is seen again, heading towards her locker room at the Gym. She hears her name and stops, listening to the conversation inside.::: Some Wrestler: Can you believe Satine Nicole actually thinks she's going to win this tournament? I can snap that girl in two! Some Other Wrestler: I'd like to split that girl in two, if you know what I mean. No, but seriously, She joined forces with Russo! That girl�s got something up her sleeve, and I don�t think it�s a condom for her �extracurricular activities�! SEX is so confident they�re going to turn this place around- and when it comes to Satine Nicole, hell yeah SEX sells! :::The guys are roaring with laughter as she keeps listening.::: Some Wrestler: I wouldn't talk about her like that, though. She's been known to rip people's heads off at the drop of a hat! She's a tough little cookie! Some Other Wrestler: Dude, do you hear what you're saying? You sound scared of Satine Nicole. No way in hell am I going to let some chick beat me! How would that look to the guys back home? But MAN is that girl hot- there's nothing I wouldn't do to that one. Those legs, that ass. Man... :::Satine laughs quietly at the remarks of the men and made a mental note to demolish them immediately should they enter her ring. As she made her way down the hall again, her name comes through a door that just happened to be open for better listening. She snickers and proceeds to listen.::: Some New Wrestler: Man, I've only been in this business for a month, and I�m seeing shit I never thought I�d see. SEX blatantly being put out there on the airways, and women competing for heavyweight titles? What happened to the days when the women said nothing, and just accompanied their men out to the ring. They just had to look beautiful and smile pretty while cheering their men on. No, I'm not talking about degrading women- I'm just saying that there's no way a Woman should be nWn World Champion! I don�t care if she�s done it before- and set records� Now every woman who comes into this place will think they can achieve the same thing! OK Ok, sorry, Mom, I was just saying.... :::Suddenly the door is closed and she keeps listening.::: Some New Wrestler: Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency. God, mom you worry too much! :::Satine turns around and laughs at what she had just witnessed. Still only a curtain jerker yet acting like every last man in this place- what a shocker. she thinks as she ponders whether or not to make an appearance at tonight's House Show. She decides to do so and goes to make arrangements.::: 3 Hours Later- House Show :::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.::: Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
Person on the Other End: Satine, I've never seen someone as confident as you are. But I think you've put yourself on some pedestal and it won't be pretty when someone knocks you off of it. If it's not Austin then it will be someone else, Satine, aren't you worried about that? :::Satine just looks like she's dying for this conversation to end. She listens half heartedly, and gives a look of "could you be talking out of your ass more?" as the person on the other end continues.::: Person on the Other End: ...I just care a lot about you and don't want to see you hurt. Not to mention whoever else advances may take you out as well- and what will you do then? Your beauty won't carry you through this match any more than it can get you free dinner at the Outback! Just be careful Satine. ::::Satine snickers at the caller again, and ponders what to say next. She gets a "sure" look on her face and continues.::: Satine: Obviously, you don't know much about me, then. So how can you care about me? You won't even tell me who the hell you are? Who the hell cares about who will advance? Because when all is said and done, it will be me at the end of the moving on to Raw on Monday to take that title for myself. Then and only then will this be over. It's only a matter of time, and yes I'm positive it will happen. Now if you have nothing else to say to me, I need to keep this line free. :::The crew look at each other quizzically as Satine listens to the person on the other end finish up their sob story, and Satine hangs up the phone.::: Satine: I wonder who the hell that was? Oh well, anyway, back to �The Bionic Redneck�.. (looks at camera) �Stevie�, I hope you don't think you'll be winning on Smackdown, because the winners seat is taken, and you're looking at her. You've been drinking so long and so much that you just don't belong in my "league" of wrestling anymore, Austin! I'm the expert in the equation, Austin. And you're the slacker, the drunkard, the dipshit who does nothing but yell at everyone. Nothing will make me happier than showing you just that on Smackdown. Anyone else who thinks they can take me down, well, I dare them to try. You see, I've got my shit together, and I can guarantee that most of you will be scrambling to keep up with me. It's just a fact, people. Everyone, those of you who think I won't make it past you because 1.) I'm a lady and 2.) I have no business competing for the World Title to begin with- they will be taken down harder and faster than even dear Steve. You see, boys, I�ve held this title before, and was well deserving of it! I WILL do it again, and you all can just sit back and watch it happen. That's a fact, boys, I guarantee it. Now, let's get out of here, I've got some training to do. :::With that, the Crew wraps up everything, and Satine is seen just staring at the phone, still wondering who it was that called her. She laughs to herself and picks up her gym bag to head out the door to where Steve, her faithful limo driver was waiting to take her to the Gym.::: Some Gym- 1/2 hour later :::Satine is seen again, heading towards her locker room at the Gym. She hears her name and stops, listening to the conversation inside.::: Some Wrestler: Can you believe Satine Nicole actually thinks she's going to win this tournament? I can snap that girl in two! Some Other Wrestler: I'd like to split that girl in two, if you know what I mean. No, but seriously, She joined forces with Russo! That girl�s got something up her sleeve, and I don�t think it�s a condom for her �extracurricular activities�! SEX is so confident they�re going to turn this place around- and when it comes to Satine Nicole, hell yeah SEX sells! :::The guys are roaring with laughter as she keeps listening.::: Some Wrestler: I wouldn't talk about her like that, though. She's been known to rip people's heads off at the drop of a hat! She's a tough little cookie! Some Other Wrestler: Dude, do you hear what you're saying? You sound scared of Satine Nicole. No way in hell am I going to let some chick beat me! How would that look to the guys back home? But MAN is that girl hot- there's nothing I wouldn't do to that one. Those legs, that ass. Man... :::Satine laughs quietly at the remarks of the men and made a mental note to demolish them immediately should they enter her ring. As she made her way down the hall again, her name comes through a door that just happened to be open for better listening. She snickers and proceeds to listen.::: Some New Wrestler: Man, I've only been in this business for a month, and I�m seeing shit I never thought I�d see. SEX blatantly being put out there on the airways, and women competing for heavyweight titles? What happened to the days when the women said nothing, and just accompanied their men out to the ring. They just had to look beautiful and smile pretty while cheering their men on. No, I'm not talking about degrading women- I'm just saying that there's no way a Woman should be nWn World Champion! I don�t care if she�s done it before- and set records� Now every woman who comes into this place will think they can achieve the same thing! OK Ok, sorry, Mom, I was just saying.... :::Suddenly the door is closed and she keeps listening.::: Some New Wrestler: Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency. God, mom you worry too much! :::Satine turns around and laughs at what she had just witnessed. Still only a curtain jerker yet acting like every last man in this place- what a shocker. she thinks as she ponders whether or not to make an appearance at tonight's House Show. She decides to do so and goes to make arrangements.::: 3 Hours Later- House Show :::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.::: Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
:::Satine just looks like she's dying for this conversation to end. She listens half heartedly, and gives a look of "could you be talking out of your ass more?" as the person on the other end continues.::: Person on the Other End: ...I just care a lot about you and don't want to see you hurt. Not to mention whoever else advances may take you out as well- and what will you do then? Your beauty won't carry you through this match any more than it can get you free dinner at the Outback! Just be careful Satine. ::::Satine snickers at the caller again, and ponders what to say next. She gets a "sure" look on her face and continues.::: Satine: Obviously, you don't know much about me, then. So how can you care about me? You won't even tell me who the hell you are? Who the hell cares about who will advance? Because when all is said and done, it will be me at the end of the moving on to Raw on Monday to take that title for myself. Then and only then will this be over. It's only a matter of time, and yes I'm positive it will happen. Now if you have nothing else to say to me, I need to keep this line free. :::The crew look at each other quizzically as Satine listens to the person on the other end finish up their sob story, and Satine hangs up the phone.::: Satine: I wonder who the hell that was? Oh well, anyway, back to �The Bionic Redneck�.. (looks at camera) �Stevie�, I hope you don't think you'll be winning on Smackdown, because the winners seat is taken, and you're looking at her. You've been drinking so long and so much that you just don't belong in my "league" of wrestling anymore, Austin! I'm the expert in the equation, Austin. And you're the slacker, the drunkard, the dipshit who does nothing but yell at everyone. Nothing will make me happier than showing you just that on Smackdown. Anyone else who thinks they can take me down, well, I dare them to try. You see, I've got my shit together, and I can guarantee that most of you will be scrambling to keep up with me. It's just a fact, people. Everyone, those of you who think I won't make it past you because 1.) I'm a lady and 2.) I have no business competing for the World Title to begin with- they will be taken down harder and faster than even dear Steve. You see, boys, I�ve held this title before, and was well deserving of it! I WILL do it again, and you all can just sit back and watch it happen. That's a fact, boys, I guarantee it. Now, let's get out of here, I've got some training to do. :::With that, the Crew wraps up everything, and Satine is seen just staring at the phone, still wondering who it was that called her. She laughs to herself and picks up her gym bag to head out the door to where Steve, her faithful limo driver was waiting to take her to the Gym.::: Some Gym- 1/2 hour later :::Satine is seen again, heading towards her locker room at the Gym. She hears her name and stops, listening to the conversation inside.::: Some Wrestler: Can you believe Satine Nicole actually thinks she's going to win this tournament? I can snap that girl in two! Some Other Wrestler: I'd like to split that girl in two, if you know what I mean. No, but seriously, She joined forces with Russo! That girl�s got something up her sleeve, and I don�t think it�s a condom for her �extracurricular activities�! SEX is so confident they�re going to turn this place around- and when it comes to Satine Nicole, hell yeah SEX sells! :::The guys are roaring with laughter as she keeps listening.::: Some Wrestler: I wouldn't talk about her like that, though. She's been known to rip people's heads off at the drop of a hat! She's a tough little cookie! Some Other Wrestler: Dude, do you hear what you're saying? You sound scared of Satine Nicole. No way in hell am I going to let some chick beat me! How would that look to the guys back home? But MAN is that girl hot- there's nothing I wouldn't do to that one. Those legs, that ass. Man... :::Satine laughs quietly at the remarks of the men and made a mental note to demolish them immediately should they enter her ring. As she made her way down the hall again, her name comes through a door that just happened to be open for better listening. She snickers and proceeds to listen.::: Some New Wrestler: Man, I've only been in this business for a month, and I�m seeing shit I never thought I�d see. SEX blatantly being put out there on the airways, and women competing for heavyweight titles? What happened to the days when the women said nothing, and just accompanied their men out to the ring. They just had to look beautiful and smile pretty while cheering their men on. No, I'm not talking about degrading women- I'm just saying that there's no way a Woman should be nWn World Champion! I don�t care if she�s done it before- and set records� Now every woman who comes into this place will think they can achieve the same thing! OK Ok, sorry, Mom, I was just saying.... :::Suddenly the door is closed and she keeps listening.::: Some New Wrestler: Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency. God, mom you worry too much! :::Satine turns around and laughs at what she had just witnessed. Still only a curtain jerker yet acting like every last man in this place- what a shocker. she thinks as she ponders whether or not to make an appearance at tonight's House Show. She decides to do so and goes to make arrangements.::: 3 Hours Later- House Show :::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.::: Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
Person on the Other End: ...I just care a lot about you and don't want to see you hurt. Not to mention whoever else advances may take you out as well- and what will you do then? Your beauty won't carry you through this match any more than it can get you free dinner at the Outback! Just be careful Satine. ::::Satine snickers at the caller again, and ponders what to say next. She gets a "sure" look on her face and continues.::: Satine: Obviously, you don't know much about me, then. So how can you care about me? You won't even tell me who the hell you are? Who the hell cares about who will advance? Because when all is said and done, it will be me at the end of the moving on to Raw on Monday to take that title for myself. Then and only then will this be over. It's only a matter of time, and yes I'm positive it will happen. Now if you have nothing else to say to me, I need to keep this line free. :::The crew look at each other quizzically as Satine listens to the person on the other end finish up their sob story, and Satine hangs up the phone.::: Satine: I wonder who the hell that was? Oh well, anyway, back to �The Bionic Redneck�.. (looks at camera) �Stevie�, I hope you don't think you'll be winning on Smackdown, because the winners seat is taken, and you're looking at her. You've been drinking so long and so much that you just don't belong in my "league" of wrestling anymore, Austin! I'm the expert in the equation, Austin. And you're the slacker, the drunkard, the dipshit who does nothing but yell at everyone. Nothing will make me happier than showing you just that on Smackdown. Anyone else who thinks they can take me down, well, I dare them to try. You see, I've got my shit together, and I can guarantee that most of you will be scrambling to keep up with me. It's just a fact, people. Everyone, those of you who think I won't make it past you because 1.) I'm a lady and 2.) I have no business competing for the World Title to begin with- they will be taken down harder and faster than even dear Steve. You see, boys, I�ve held this title before, and was well deserving of it! I WILL do it again, and you all can just sit back and watch it happen. That's a fact, boys, I guarantee it. Now, let's get out of here, I've got some training to do. :::With that, the Crew wraps up everything, and Satine is seen just staring at the phone, still wondering who it was that called her. She laughs to herself and picks up her gym bag to head out the door to where Steve, her faithful limo driver was waiting to take her to the Gym.::: Some Gym- 1/2 hour later :::Satine is seen again, heading towards her locker room at the Gym. She hears her name and stops, listening to the conversation inside.::: Some Wrestler: Can you believe Satine Nicole actually thinks she's going to win this tournament? I can snap that girl in two! Some Other Wrestler: I'd like to split that girl in two, if you know what I mean. No, but seriously, She joined forces with Russo! That girl�s got something up her sleeve, and I don�t think it�s a condom for her �extracurricular activities�! SEX is so confident they�re going to turn this place around- and when it comes to Satine Nicole, hell yeah SEX sells! :::The guys are roaring with laughter as she keeps listening.::: Some Wrestler: I wouldn't talk about her like that, though. She's been known to rip people's heads off at the drop of a hat! She's a tough little cookie! Some Other Wrestler: Dude, do you hear what you're saying? You sound scared of Satine Nicole. No way in hell am I going to let some chick beat me! How would that look to the guys back home? But MAN is that girl hot- there's nothing I wouldn't do to that one. Those legs, that ass. Man... :::Satine laughs quietly at the remarks of the men and made a mental note to demolish them immediately should they enter her ring. As she made her way down the hall again, her name comes through a door that just happened to be open for better listening. She snickers and proceeds to listen.::: Some New Wrestler: Man, I've only been in this business for a month, and I�m seeing shit I never thought I�d see. SEX blatantly being put out there on the airways, and women competing for heavyweight titles? What happened to the days when the women said nothing, and just accompanied their men out to the ring. They just had to look beautiful and smile pretty while cheering their men on. No, I'm not talking about degrading women- I'm just saying that there's no way a Woman should be nWn World Champion! I don�t care if she�s done it before- and set records� Now every woman who comes into this place will think they can achieve the same thing! OK Ok, sorry, Mom, I was just saying.... :::Suddenly the door is closed and she keeps listening.::: Some New Wrestler: Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency. God, mom you worry too much! :::Satine turns around and laughs at what she had just witnessed. Still only a curtain jerker yet acting like every last man in this place- what a shocker. she thinks as she ponders whether or not to make an appearance at tonight's House Show. She decides to do so and goes to make arrangements.::: 3 Hours Later- House Show :::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.::: Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
::::Satine snickers at the caller again, and ponders what to say next. She gets a "sure" look on her face and continues.::: Satine: Obviously, you don't know much about me, then. So how can you care about me? You won't even tell me who the hell you are? Who the hell cares about who will advance? Because when all is said and done, it will be me at the end of the moving on to Raw on Monday to take that title for myself. Then and only then will this be over. It's only a matter of time, and yes I'm positive it will happen. Now if you have nothing else to say to me, I need to keep this line free. :::The crew look at each other quizzically as Satine listens to the person on the other end finish up their sob story, and Satine hangs up the phone.::: Satine: I wonder who the hell that was? Oh well, anyway, back to �The Bionic Redneck�.. (looks at camera) �Stevie�, I hope you don't think you'll be winning on Smackdown, because the winners seat is taken, and you're looking at her. You've been drinking so long and so much that you just don't belong in my "league" of wrestling anymore, Austin! I'm the expert in the equation, Austin. And you're the slacker, the drunkard, the dipshit who does nothing but yell at everyone. Nothing will make me happier than showing you just that on Smackdown. Anyone else who thinks they can take me down, well, I dare them to try. You see, I've got my shit together, and I can guarantee that most of you will be scrambling to keep up with me. It's just a fact, people. Everyone, those of you who think I won't make it past you because 1.) I'm a lady and 2.) I have no business competing for the World Title to begin with- they will be taken down harder and faster than even dear Steve. You see, boys, I�ve held this title before, and was well deserving of it! I WILL do it again, and you all can just sit back and watch it happen. That's a fact, boys, I guarantee it. Now, let's get out of here, I've got some training to do. :::With that, the Crew wraps up everything, and Satine is seen just staring at the phone, still wondering who it was that called her. She laughs to herself and picks up her gym bag to head out the door to where Steve, her faithful limo driver was waiting to take her to the Gym.::: Some Gym- 1/2 hour later :::Satine is seen again, heading towards her locker room at the Gym. She hears her name and stops, listening to the conversation inside.::: Some Wrestler: Can you believe Satine Nicole actually thinks she's going to win this tournament? I can snap that girl in two! Some Other Wrestler: I'd like to split that girl in two, if you know what I mean. No, but seriously, She joined forces with Russo! That girl�s got something up her sleeve, and I don�t think it�s a condom for her �extracurricular activities�! SEX is so confident they�re going to turn this place around- and when it comes to Satine Nicole, hell yeah SEX sells! :::The guys are roaring with laughter as she keeps listening.::: Some Wrestler: I wouldn't talk about her like that, though. She's been known to rip people's heads off at the drop of a hat! She's a tough little cookie! Some Other Wrestler: Dude, do you hear what you're saying? You sound scared of Satine Nicole. No way in hell am I going to let some chick beat me! How would that look to the guys back home? But MAN is that girl hot- there's nothing I wouldn't do to that one. Those legs, that ass. Man... :::Satine laughs quietly at the remarks of the men and made a mental note to demolish them immediately should they enter her ring. As she made her way down the hall again, her name comes through a door that just happened to be open for better listening. She snickers and proceeds to listen.::: Some New Wrestler: Man, I've only been in this business for a month, and I�m seeing shit I never thought I�d see. SEX blatantly being put out there on the airways, and women competing for heavyweight titles? What happened to the days when the women said nothing, and just accompanied their men out to the ring. They just had to look beautiful and smile pretty while cheering their men on. No, I'm not talking about degrading women- I'm just saying that there's no way a Woman should be nWn World Champion! I don�t care if she�s done it before- and set records� Now every woman who comes into this place will think they can achieve the same thing! OK Ok, sorry, Mom, I was just saying.... :::Suddenly the door is closed and she keeps listening.::: Some New Wrestler: Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency. God, mom you worry too much! :::Satine turns around and laughs at what she had just witnessed. Still only a curtain jerker yet acting like every last man in this place- what a shocker. she thinks as she ponders whether or not to make an appearance at tonight's House Show. She decides to do so and goes to make arrangements.::: 3 Hours Later- House Show :::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.::: Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
Satine: Obviously, you don't know much about me, then. So how can you care about me? You won't even tell me who the hell you are? Who the hell cares about who will advance? Because when all is said and done, it will be me at the end of the moving on to Raw on Monday to take that title for myself. Then and only then will this be over. It's only a matter of time, and yes I'm positive it will happen. Now if you have nothing else to say to me, I need to keep this line free. :::The crew look at each other quizzically as Satine listens to the person on the other end finish up their sob story, and Satine hangs up the phone.::: Satine: I wonder who the hell that was? Oh well, anyway, back to �The Bionic Redneck�.. (looks at camera) �Stevie�, I hope you don't think you'll be winning on Smackdown, because the winners seat is taken, and you're looking at her. You've been drinking so long and so much that you just don't belong in my "league" of wrestling anymore, Austin! I'm the expert in the equation, Austin. And you're the slacker, the drunkard, the dipshit who does nothing but yell at everyone. Nothing will make me happier than showing you just that on Smackdown. Anyone else who thinks they can take me down, well, I dare them to try. You see, I've got my shit together, and I can guarantee that most of you will be scrambling to keep up with me. It's just a fact, people. Everyone, those of you who think I won't make it past you because 1.) I'm a lady and 2.) I have no business competing for the World Title to begin with- they will be taken down harder and faster than even dear Steve. You see, boys, I�ve held this title before, and was well deserving of it! I WILL do it again, and you all can just sit back and watch it happen. That's a fact, boys, I guarantee it. Now, let's get out of here, I've got some training to do. :::With that, the Crew wraps up everything, and Satine is seen just staring at the phone, still wondering who it was that called her. She laughs to herself and picks up her gym bag to head out the door to where Steve, her faithful limo driver was waiting to take her to the Gym.::: Some Gym- 1/2 hour later :::Satine is seen again, heading towards her locker room at the Gym. She hears her name and stops, listening to the conversation inside.::: Some Wrestler: Can you believe Satine Nicole actually thinks she's going to win this tournament? I can snap that girl in two! Some Other Wrestler: I'd like to split that girl in two, if you know what I mean. No, but seriously, She joined forces with Russo! That girl�s got something up her sleeve, and I don�t think it�s a condom for her �extracurricular activities�! SEX is so confident they�re going to turn this place around- and when it comes to Satine Nicole, hell yeah SEX sells! :::The guys are roaring with laughter as she keeps listening.::: Some Wrestler: I wouldn't talk about her like that, though. She's been known to rip people's heads off at the drop of a hat! She's a tough little cookie! Some Other Wrestler: Dude, do you hear what you're saying? You sound scared of Satine Nicole. No way in hell am I going to let some chick beat me! How would that look to the guys back home? But MAN is that girl hot- there's nothing I wouldn't do to that one. Those legs, that ass. Man... :::Satine laughs quietly at the remarks of the men and made a mental note to demolish them immediately should they enter her ring. As she made her way down the hall again, her name comes through a door that just happened to be open for better listening. She snickers and proceeds to listen.::: Some New Wrestler: Man, I've only been in this business for a month, and I�m seeing shit I never thought I�d see. SEX blatantly being put out there on the airways, and women competing for heavyweight titles? What happened to the days when the women said nothing, and just accompanied their men out to the ring. They just had to look beautiful and smile pretty while cheering their men on. No, I'm not talking about degrading women- I'm just saying that there's no way a Woman should be nWn World Champion! I don�t care if she�s done it before- and set records� Now every woman who comes into this place will think they can achieve the same thing! OK Ok, sorry, Mom, I was just saying.... :::Suddenly the door is closed and she keeps listening.::: Some New Wrestler: Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency. God, mom you worry too much! :::Satine turns around and laughs at what she had just witnessed. Still only a curtain jerker yet acting like every last man in this place- what a shocker. she thinks as she ponders whether or not to make an appearance at tonight's House Show. She decides to do so and goes to make arrangements.::: 3 Hours Later- House Show :::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.::: Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
:::The crew look at each other quizzically as Satine listens to the person on the other end finish up their sob story, and Satine hangs up the phone.::: Satine: I wonder who the hell that was? Oh well, anyway, back to �The Bionic Redneck�.. (looks at camera) �Stevie�, I hope you don't think you'll be winning on Smackdown, because the winners seat is taken, and you're looking at her. You've been drinking so long and so much that you just don't belong in my "league" of wrestling anymore, Austin! I'm the expert in the equation, Austin. And you're the slacker, the drunkard, the dipshit who does nothing but yell at everyone. Nothing will make me happier than showing you just that on Smackdown. Anyone else who thinks they can take me down, well, I dare them to try. You see, I've got my shit together, and I can guarantee that most of you will be scrambling to keep up with me. It's just a fact, people. Everyone, those of you who think I won't make it past you because 1.) I'm a lady and 2.) I have no business competing for the World Title to begin with- they will be taken down harder and faster than even dear Steve. You see, boys, I�ve held this title before, and was well deserving of it! I WILL do it again, and you all can just sit back and watch it happen. That's a fact, boys, I guarantee it. Now, let's get out of here, I've got some training to do. :::With that, the Crew wraps up everything, and Satine is seen just staring at the phone, still wondering who it was that called her. She laughs to herself and picks up her gym bag to head out the door to where Steve, her faithful limo driver was waiting to take her to the Gym.::: Some Gym- 1/2 hour later :::Satine is seen again, heading towards her locker room at the Gym. She hears her name and stops, listening to the conversation inside.::: Some Wrestler: Can you believe Satine Nicole actually thinks she's going to win this tournament? I can snap that girl in two! Some Other Wrestler: I'd like to split that girl in two, if you know what I mean. No, but seriously, She joined forces with Russo! That girl�s got something up her sleeve, and I don�t think it�s a condom for her �extracurricular activities�! SEX is so confident they�re going to turn this place around- and when it comes to Satine Nicole, hell yeah SEX sells! :::The guys are roaring with laughter as she keeps listening.::: Some Wrestler: I wouldn't talk about her like that, though. She's been known to rip people's heads off at the drop of a hat! She's a tough little cookie! Some Other Wrestler: Dude, do you hear what you're saying? You sound scared of Satine Nicole. No way in hell am I going to let some chick beat me! How would that look to the guys back home? But MAN is that girl hot- there's nothing I wouldn't do to that one. Those legs, that ass. Man... :::Satine laughs quietly at the remarks of the men and made a mental note to demolish them immediately should they enter her ring. As she made her way down the hall again, her name comes through a door that just happened to be open for better listening. She snickers and proceeds to listen.::: Some New Wrestler: Man, I've only been in this business for a month, and I�m seeing shit I never thought I�d see. SEX blatantly being put out there on the airways, and women competing for heavyweight titles? What happened to the days when the women said nothing, and just accompanied their men out to the ring. They just had to look beautiful and smile pretty while cheering their men on. No, I'm not talking about degrading women- I'm just saying that there's no way a Woman should be nWn World Champion! I don�t care if she�s done it before- and set records� Now every woman who comes into this place will think they can achieve the same thing! OK Ok, sorry, Mom, I was just saying.... :::Suddenly the door is closed and she keeps listening.::: Some New Wrestler: Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency. God, mom you worry too much! :::Satine turns around and laughs at what she had just witnessed. Still only a curtain jerker yet acting like every last man in this place- what a shocker. she thinks as she ponders whether or not to make an appearance at tonight's House Show. She decides to do so and goes to make arrangements.::: 3 Hours Later- House Show :::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.::: Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
Satine: I wonder who the hell that was? Oh well, anyway, back to �The Bionic Redneck�.. (looks at camera) �Stevie�, I hope you don't think you'll be winning on Smackdown, because the winners seat is taken, and you're looking at her. You've been drinking so long and so much that you just don't belong in my "league" of wrestling anymore, Austin! I'm the expert in the equation, Austin. And you're the slacker, the drunkard, the dipshit who does nothing but yell at everyone. Nothing will make me happier than showing you just that on Smackdown. Anyone else who thinks they can take me down, well, I dare them to try. You see, I've got my shit together, and I can guarantee that most of you will be scrambling to keep up with me. It's just a fact, people. Everyone, those of you who think I won't make it past you because 1.) I'm a lady and 2.) I have no business competing for the World Title to begin with- they will be taken down harder and faster than even dear Steve. You see, boys, I�ve held this title before, and was well deserving of it! I WILL do it again, and you all can just sit back and watch it happen. That's a fact, boys, I guarantee it. Now, let's get out of here, I've got some training to do. :::With that, the Crew wraps up everything, and Satine is seen just staring at the phone, still wondering who it was that called her. She laughs to herself and picks up her gym bag to head out the door to where Steve, her faithful limo driver was waiting to take her to the Gym.::: Some Gym- 1/2 hour later :::Satine is seen again, heading towards her locker room at the Gym. She hears her name and stops, listening to the conversation inside.::: Some Wrestler: Can you believe Satine Nicole actually thinks she's going to win this tournament? I can snap that girl in two! Some Other Wrestler: I'd like to split that girl in two, if you know what I mean. No, but seriously, She joined forces with Russo! That girl�s got something up her sleeve, and I don�t think it�s a condom for her �extracurricular activities�! SEX is so confident they�re going to turn this place around- and when it comes to Satine Nicole, hell yeah SEX sells! :::The guys are roaring with laughter as she keeps listening.::: Some Wrestler: I wouldn't talk about her like that, though. She's been known to rip people's heads off at the drop of a hat! She's a tough little cookie! Some Other Wrestler: Dude, do you hear what you're saying? You sound scared of Satine Nicole. No way in hell am I going to let some chick beat me! How would that look to the guys back home? But MAN is that girl hot- there's nothing I wouldn't do to that one. Those legs, that ass. Man... :::Satine laughs quietly at the remarks of the men and made a mental note to demolish them immediately should they enter her ring. As she made her way down the hall again, her name comes through a door that just happened to be open for better listening. She snickers and proceeds to listen.::: Some New Wrestler: Man, I've only been in this business for a month, and I�m seeing shit I never thought I�d see. SEX blatantly being put out there on the airways, and women competing for heavyweight titles? What happened to the days when the women said nothing, and just accompanied their men out to the ring. They just had to look beautiful and smile pretty while cheering their men on. No, I'm not talking about degrading women- I'm just saying that there's no way a Woman should be nWn World Champion! I don�t care if she�s done it before- and set records� Now every woman who comes into this place will think they can achieve the same thing! OK Ok, sorry, Mom, I was just saying.... :::Suddenly the door is closed and she keeps listening.::: Some New Wrestler: Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency. God, mom you worry too much! :::Satine turns around and laughs at what she had just witnessed. Still only a curtain jerker yet acting like every last man in this place- what a shocker. she thinks as she ponders whether or not to make an appearance at tonight's House Show. She decides to do so and goes to make arrangements.::: 3 Hours Later- House Show :::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.::: Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
Anyone else who thinks they can take me down, well, I dare them to try. You see, I've got my shit together, and I can guarantee that most of you will be scrambling to keep up with me. It's just a fact, people. Everyone, those of you who think I won't make it past you because 1.) I'm a lady and 2.) I have no business competing for the World Title to begin with- they will be taken down harder and faster than even dear Steve. You see, boys, I�ve held this title before, and was well deserving of it! I WILL do it again, and you all can just sit back and watch it happen. That's a fact, boys, I guarantee it. Now, let's get out of here, I've got some training to do.
:::With that, the Crew wraps up everything, and Satine is seen just staring at the phone, still wondering who it was that called her. She laughs to herself and picks up her gym bag to head out the door to where Steve, her faithful limo driver was waiting to take her to the Gym.::: Some Gym- 1/2 hour later :::Satine is seen again, heading towards her locker room at the Gym. She hears her name and stops, listening to the conversation inside.::: Some Wrestler: Can you believe Satine Nicole actually thinks she's going to win this tournament? I can snap that girl in two! Some Other Wrestler: I'd like to split that girl in two, if you know what I mean. No, but seriously, She joined forces with Russo! That girl�s got something up her sleeve, and I don�t think it�s a condom for her �extracurricular activities�! SEX is so confident they�re going to turn this place around- and when it comes to Satine Nicole, hell yeah SEX sells! :::The guys are roaring with laughter as she keeps listening.::: Some Wrestler: I wouldn't talk about her like that, though. She's been known to rip people's heads off at the drop of a hat! She's a tough little cookie! Some Other Wrestler: Dude, do you hear what you're saying? You sound scared of Satine Nicole. No way in hell am I going to let some chick beat me! How would that look to the guys back home? But MAN is that girl hot- there's nothing I wouldn't do to that one. Those legs, that ass. Man... :::Satine laughs quietly at the remarks of the men and made a mental note to demolish them immediately should they enter her ring. As she made her way down the hall again, her name comes through a door that just happened to be open for better listening. She snickers and proceeds to listen.::: Some New Wrestler: Man, I've only been in this business for a month, and I�m seeing shit I never thought I�d see. SEX blatantly being put out there on the airways, and women competing for heavyweight titles? What happened to the days when the women said nothing, and just accompanied their men out to the ring. They just had to look beautiful and smile pretty while cheering their men on. No, I'm not talking about degrading women- I'm just saying that there's no way a Woman should be nWn World Champion! I don�t care if she�s done it before- and set records� Now every woman who comes into this place will think they can achieve the same thing! OK Ok, sorry, Mom, I was just saying.... :::Suddenly the door is closed and she keeps listening.::: Some New Wrestler: Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency. God, mom you worry too much! :::Satine turns around and laughs at what she had just witnessed. Still only a curtain jerker yet acting like every last man in this place- what a shocker. she thinks as she ponders whether or not to make an appearance at tonight's House Show. She decides to do so and goes to make arrangements.::: 3 Hours Later- House Show :::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.::: Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
Some Gym- 1/2 hour later
:::Satine is seen again, heading towards her locker room at the Gym. She hears her name and stops, listening to the conversation inside.:::
Some Wrestler: Can you believe Satine Nicole actually thinks she's going to win this tournament? I can snap that girl in two! Some Other Wrestler: I'd like to split that girl in two, if you know what I mean. No, but seriously, She joined forces with Russo! That girl�s got something up her sleeve, and I don�t think it�s a condom for her �extracurricular activities�! SEX is so confident they�re going to turn this place around- and when it comes to Satine Nicole, hell yeah SEX sells! :::The guys are roaring with laughter as she keeps listening.::: Some Wrestler: I wouldn't talk about her like that, though. She's been known to rip people's heads off at the drop of a hat! She's a tough little cookie! Some Other Wrestler: Dude, do you hear what you're saying? You sound scared of Satine Nicole. No way in hell am I going to let some chick beat me! How would that look to the guys back home? But MAN is that girl hot- there's nothing I wouldn't do to that one. Those legs, that ass. Man... :::Satine laughs quietly at the remarks of the men and made a mental note to demolish them immediately should they enter her ring. As she made her way down the hall again, her name comes through a door that just happened to be open for better listening. She snickers and proceeds to listen.::: Some New Wrestler: Man, I've only been in this business for a month, and I�m seeing shit I never thought I�d see. SEX blatantly being put out there on the airways, and women competing for heavyweight titles? What happened to the days when the women said nothing, and just accompanied their men out to the ring. They just had to look beautiful and smile pretty while cheering their men on. No, I'm not talking about degrading women- I'm just saying that there's no way a Woman should be nWn World Champion! I don�t care if she�s done it before- and set records� Now every woman who comes into this place will think they can achieve the same thing! OK Ok, sorry, Mom, I was just saying.... :::Suddenly the door is closed and she keeps listening.::: Some New Wrestler: Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency. God, mom you worry too much! :::Satine turns around and laughs at what she had just witnessed. Still only a curtain jerker yet acting like every last man in this place- what a shocker. she thinks as she ponders whether or not to make an appearance at tonight's House Show. She decides to do so and goes to make arrangements.::: 3 Hours Later- House Show :::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.::: Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
Some Other Wrestler: I'd like to split that girl in two, if you know what I mean. No, but seriously, She joined forces with Russo! That girl�s got something up her sleeve, and I don�t think it�s a condom for her �extracurricular activities�! SEX is so confident they�re going to turn this place around- and when it comes to Satine Nicole, hell yeah SEX sells! :::The guys are roaring with laughter as she keeps listening.::: Some Wrestler: I wouldn't talk about her like that, though. She's been known to rip people's heads off at the drop of a hat! She's a tough little cookie! Some Other Wrestler: Dude, do you hear what you're saying? You sound scared of Satine Nicole. No way in hell am I going to let some chick beat me! How would that look to the guys back home? But MAN is that girl hot- there's nothing I wouldn't do to that one. Those legs, that ass. Man... :::Satine laughs quietly at the remarks of the men and made a mental note to demolish them immediately should they enter her ring. As she made her way down the hall again, her name comes through a door that just happened to be open for better listening. She snickers and proceeds to listen.::: Some New Wrestler: Man, I've only been in this business for a month, and I�m seeing shit I never thought I�d see. SEX blatantly being put out there on the airways, and women competing for heavyweight titles? What happened to the days when the women said nothing, and just accompanied their men out to the ring. They just had to look beautiful and smile pretty while cheering their men on. No, I'm not talking about degrading women- I'm just saying that there's no way a Woman should be nWn World Champion! I don�t care if she�s done it before- and set records� Now every woman who comes into this place will think they can achieve the same thing! OK Ok, sorry, Mom, I was just saying.... :::Suddenly the door is closed and she keeps listening.::: Some New Wrestler: Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency. God, mom you worry too much! :::Satine turns around and laughs at what she had just witnessed. Still only a curtain jerker yet acting like every last man in this place- what a shocker. she thinks as she ponders whether or not to make an appearance at tonight's House Show. She decides to do so and goes to make arrangements.::: 3 Hours Later- House Show :::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.::: Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
:::The guys are roaring with laughter as she keeps listening.::: Some Wrestler: I wouldn't talk about her like that, though. She's been known to rip people's heads off at the drop of a hat! She's a tough little cookie! Some Other Wrestler: Dude, do you hear what you're saying? You sound scared of Satine Nicole. No way in hell am I going to let some chick beat me! How would that look to the guys back home? But MAN is that girl hot- there's nothing I wouldn't do to that one. Those legs, that ass. Man... :::Satine laughs quietly at the remarks of the men and made a mental note to demolish them immediately should they enter her ring. As she made her way down the hall again, her name comes through a door that just happened to be open for better listening. She snickers and proceeds to listen.::: Some New Wrestler: Man, I've only been in this business for a month, and I�m seeing shit I never thought I�d see. SEX blatantly being put out there on the airways, and women competing for heavyweight titles? What happened to the days when the women said nothing, and just accompanied their men out to the ring. They just had to look beautiful and smile pretty while cheering their men on. No, I'm not talking about degrading women- I'm just saying that there's no way a Woman should be nWn World Champion! I don�t care if she�s done it before- and set records� Now every woman who comes into this place will think they can achieve the same thing! OK Ok, sorry, Mom, I was just saying.... :::Suddenly the door is closed and she keeps listening.::: Some New Wrestler: Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency. God, mom you worry too much! :::Satine turns around and laughs at what she had just witnessed. Still only a curtain jerker yet acting like every last man in this place- what a shocker. she thinks as she ponders whether or not to make an appearance at tonight's House Show. She decides to do so and goes to make arrangements.::: 3 Hours Later- House Show :::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.::: Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
Some Wrestler: I wouldn't talk about her like that, though. She's been known to rip people's heads off at the drop of a hat! She's a tough little cookie! Some Other Wrestler: Dude, do you hear what you're saying? You sound scared of Satine Nicole. No way in hell am I going to let some chick beat me! How would that look to the guys back home? But MAN is that girl hot- there's nothing I wouldn't do to that one. Those legs, that ass. Man... :::Satine laughs quietly at the remarks of the men and made a mental note to demolish them immediately should they enter her ring. As she made her way down the hall again, her name comes through a door that just happened to be open for better listening. She snickers and proceeds to listen.::: Some New Wrestler: Man, I've only been in this business for a month, and I�m seeing shit I never thought I�d see. SEX blatantly being put out there on the airways, and women competing for heavyweight titles? What happened to the days when the women said nothing, and just accompanied their men out to the ring. They just had to look beautiful and smile pretty while cheering their men on. No, I'm not talking about degrading women- I'm just saying that there's no way a Woman should be nWn World Champion! I don�t care if she�s done it before- and set records� Now every woman who comes into this place will think they can achieve the same thing! OK Ok, sorry, Mom, I was just saying.... :::Suddenly the door is closed and she keeps listening.::: Some New Wrestler: Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency. God, mom you worry too much! :::Satine turns around and laughs at what she had just witnessed. Still only a curtain jerker yet acting like every last man in this place- what a shocker. she thinks as she ponders whether or not to make an appearance at tonight's House Show. She decides to do so and goes to make arrangements.::: 3 Hours Later- House Show :::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.::: Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
Some Other Wrestler: Dude, do you hear what you're saying? You sound scared of Satine Nicole. No way in hell am I going to let some chick beat me! How would that look to the guys back home? But MAN is that girl hot- there's nothing I wouldn't do to that one. Those legs, that ass. Man... :::Satine laughs quietly at the remarks of the men and made a mental note to demolish them immediately should they enter her ring. As she made her way down the hall again, her name comes through a door that just happened to be open for better listening. She snickers and proceeds to listen.::: Some New Wrestler: Man, I've only been in this business for a month, and I�m seeing shit I never thought I�d see. SEX blatantly being put out there on the airways, and women competing for heavyweight titles? What happened to the days when the women said nothing, and just accompanied their men out to the ring. They just had to look beautiful and smile pretty while cheering their men on. No, I'm not talking about degrading women- I'm just saying that there's no way a Woman should be nWn World Champion! I don�t care if she�s done it before- and set records� Now every woman who comes into this place will think they can achieve the same thing! OK Ok, sorry, Mom, I was just saying.... :::Suddenly the door is closed and she keeps listening.::: Some New Wrestler: Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency. God, mom you worry too much! :::Satine turns around and laughs at what she had just witnessed. Still only a curtain jerker yet acting like every last man in this place- what a shocker. she thinks as she ponders whether or not to make an appearance at tonight's House Show. She decides to do so and goes to make arrangements.::: 3 Hours Later- House Show :::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.::: Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
:::Satine laughs quietly at the remarks of the men and made a mental note to demolish them immediately should they enter her ring. As she made her way down the hall again, her name comes through a door that just happened to be open for better listening. She snickers and proceeds to listen.::: Some New Wrestler: Man, I've only been in this business for a month, and I�m seeing shit I never thought I�d see. SEX blatantly being put out there on the airways, and women competing for heavyweight titles? What happened to the days when the women said nothing, and just accompanied their men out to the ring. They just had to look beautiful and smile pretty while cheering their men on. No, I'm not talking about degrading women- I'm just saying that there's no way a Woman should be nWn World Champion! I don�t care if she�s done it before- and set records� Now every woman who comes into this place will think they can achieve the same thing! OK Ok, sorry, Mom, I was just saying.... :::Suddenly the door is closed and she keeps listening.::: Some New Wrestler: Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency. God, mom you worry too much! :::Satine turns around and laughs at what she had just witnessed. Still only a curtain jerker yet acting like every last man in this place- what a shocker. she thinks as she ponders whether or not to make an appearance at tonight's House Show. She decides to do so and goes to make arrangements.::: 3 Hours Later- House Show :::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.::: Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
Some New Wrestler: Man, I've only been in this business for a month, and I�m seeing shit I never thought I�d see. SEX blatantly being put out there on the airways, and women competing for heavyweight titles? What happened to the days when the women said nothing, and just accompanied their men out to the ring. They just had to look beautiful and smile pretty while cheering their men on. No, I'm not talking about degrading women- I'm just saying that there's no way a Woman should be nWn World Champion! I don�t care if she�s done it before- and set records� Now every woman who comes into this place will think they can achieve the same thing! OK Ok, sorry, Mom, I was just saying.... :::Suddenly the door is closed and she keeps listening.::: Some New Wrestler: Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency. God, mom you worry too much! :::Satine turns around and laughs at what she had just witnessed. Still only a curtain jerker yet acting like every last man in this place- what a shocker. she thinks as she ponders whether or not to make an appearance at tonight's House Show. She decides to do so and goes to make arrangements.::: 3 Hours Later- House Show :::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.::: Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
No, I'm not talking about degrading women- I'm just saying that there's no way a Woman should be nWn World Champion! I don�t care if she�s done it before- and set records� Now every woman who comes into this place will think they can achieve the same thing! OK Ok, sorry, Mom, I was just saying....
:::Suddenly the door is closed and she keeps listening.::: Some New Wrestler: Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency. God, mom you worry too much! :::Satine turns around and laughs at what she had just witnessed. Still only a curtain jerker yet acting like every last man in this place- what a shocker. she thinks as she ponders whether or not to make an appearance at tonight's House Show. She decides to do so and goes to make arrangements.::: 3 Hours Later- House Show :::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.::: Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
Some New Wrestler: Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency. God, mom you worry too much! :::Satine turns around and laughs at what she had just witnessed. Still only a curtain jerker yet acting like every last man in this place- what a shocker. she thinks as she ponders whether or not to make an appearance at tonight's House Show. She decides to do so and goes to make arrangements.::: 3 Hours Later- House Show :::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.::: Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
:::Satine turns around and laughs at what she had just witnessed. Still only a curtain jerker yet acting like every last man in this place- what a shocker. she thinks as she ponders whether or not to make an appearance at tonight's House Show. She decides to do so and goes to make arrangements.::: 3 Hours Later- House Show :::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.::: Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
3 Hours Later- House Show
:::Coming back from commercial, we see Michael Cole and Tazz were talking about Satine Nicole, as if nothing else was going on.:::
Cole: Last night I had a dream, Tazz. Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
Tazz: Please, Cole, spare me the details. Don't tell me, it was about you and Satine right? Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
Cole: That it was, Tazz. We made sweet sweet love down by the fire! Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
Tazz: Cole, you are a strange strange man. What the... She's coming out, Cole- you're having a lucky night! :::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
:::Mid Sentence, "Legs" hits and the arena is suprised and excited about seeing The Queen of Wrestling and she comes out to huge pop.::: :::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.::: Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
:::Walking straight to the ring, nothing on her mind but getting what she had to say out into the world, she grabs the microphone from the ring dipwad and instantly begins speaking.:::
Satine: Boys in the back, you better listen up!! For some reason, I don't think you guys think I'm capable of taking on this challenge! But believe you me! I AM!! I�ve done it before, fellas, Damn straight I�ll be doing it again! Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have? I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music! :::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
Who says a woman can't compete for the World Title? I�ve already proved that yes, it can be accomplished! I have proven that this isn't just a "man's sport" anymore! I've also held tag titles, "intercontinental" titles, women's titles, european championships... and kept them all for tremendous amounts of time. I have retired wrestlers left and right- due to humiliation and disability. Once again, I say to you- what do you have?
I will be only too happy to prove to you morons that I am worthy of this challenge, and that I will be the one pronounced winner and move on to the Final Round at Raw on Monday Night! Just face it, guys. When it comes down to it, I will not stop until I have proved to the world that I am not to be taken as some woman who, while obviously is the most beautiful, talented female in this entire business, will just sit around waiting for something to happen. I will fight tooth and nail to be the one declared winner. So once again, I say, Bring it on, gentlemen! Because I'm bringing all I've got and I'm sure none of you can handle it! That's a guarantee. Boys? Hit my music!
:::With that, The crowd goes wild, and Satine throws her arms into the air. Meanwhile, Cole and Tazz sat there talking, but no one could hear a word they said because the crowd was just too loud.:::
