:::Satine is seen at a photo shoot for nWn.com and is having a great time. She's wearing a halter-dress, and is told to look like she had a secret but didn't want to tell... she did just that, much to the photographer's delight! He tells her to make it believeable, and she laughs at him, but does so anyway.:::
:::The photographer kept getting more and more excited, as Satine began posing more and more. He tells her to turn around, and glance at the camera- then someone hands her a pair of glasses and tells her to use them in any way she wants to. She giggled at everyone, and turned to face the camera.:::
:::The music continues playing, and Satine is getting more and more into this photo shoot. Excitement filled the air just as it always has with Satine in the room. Suddenly, of course, the "spell" was broken by Michael Cole entering the room. Satine gave him a dirty look, and continued with her shoot. Finally, Cole jumps in front of the camera, blocking the photographer, who started cursing in German.:::
Satine: Mikey, why do you always have to piss off the German Photographer, you asswipe? Is it THAT much of a thrill to be in my presence? oh wait.. of course it is what the hell am I saying. What do you want, you dipwad?
:::Cole is hurt by Satine's words, just as he always has been, but clears his throat and continues.:::
Cole: Satine, first of all, I just wanted to ask you why on earth you joined forces with Vince Russo?
Satine: Mikey, I already gave that scoop to nWn.com? Is that all you're here for? Can't you see I'm busy with Hans?
Hans: Sie Idiot! Wie trauen Sie meinen Fotoeintragfaden behinderen! Ich habe Sie sodomized im r�ckseitigen Raum! Ich hasse Sie und ich hoffe Sie W�rfel, Sie Sohn eines Weibchens! Essen Sie Schei�e und sterben Sie Sie assramming fag Junge!!
Translation: You idiot! How dare you interfere with my photo shoot! I'll have you sodomized in the back room! I hate you, and I hope you die, you son of a bitch! Eat shit and die you assramming fag boy!!
Satine: Hans! Sprechen Sie nicht mit ihm, da� Weise, er nicht irgendwie wei� zu verbessern! Dieses ist etwas dumb Schei�e gerade, die ihn mu� mein kleiner Welpe Junge sein und mir um die ganze Zeit folgen denkt. Ein Tag erlernt er, aber bis dann, ist er noch im Gesch�ft mit mir und wird ein Teil von diesem sein! Schlie�en Sie jetzt das Bumsen oben, oder ich zeige Sie, da� Ihre grosse �ffnung empf�ngt "bewirkt"!
Translation: Hans! Don't speak to him that way, he doesn't know any better! This is just some dumb shit who thinks he has to be my little puppy boy and follow me around all the time. One day he'll learn, but until then, he is still in the business with me, and will be a part of this! Now shut the fuck up or I'll show you the "effects" your big mouth will receive!
:::The room goes silent except for Satine's laughter echoing throughout the room. Cole, not understanding German laughed heartilly, and Hans glared at him. Satine pats Cole on the head and looks at him as if to say "anything else?" Cole looks at her and begins speaking again.:::
Cole: Satine, I need your thoughts on your upcoming match against Steve Austin, which you know is a quarter final match for the World title! Not to mention he's got you on his "list" so to speak for what you did to him at Raw!
Satine: Well, Mikey, you want my thoughts? I will give you my thoughts! At Smackdown, when we step inside that ring for what will become MY World Title Belt, Austin is going to find out yet again just why I'm called The Undisputed Queen of Wrestling. He will learn just why I beat his ass every time we meet, and will have no problem doing it again! Maybe, just maybe, he'll learn that he's not all he's cracked up to be, and I'm sure that will eat at him until the day he dies. He's had his time in the spotlight, drinking his beer, cursing people out, and now? It's my turn! Satine Nicole won't just let some old redneck have any chance at getting this Title! I've got the talent that won me this belt once before, and I've got the talent that is going to help me do it again. Just because Austin was talented once upon a time, doesn't mean he's still got it. And trust me when I say that I will prove to him that he's got "jack shit" when it comes to wrestling anymore. After Smackdown, Austin, if you're still walking, I'm sure you'll never take me up on the offer of a rematch, because you'll realize just what everyone else has. I'm too good for you. And I will beat you time and time again in the middle of MY ring. Austin? If you think any different? Then by all means step up and show me. I'll just beat you down yet again, and that's the truth.
:::Just then, the Photographer interrupts Satine again...:::
German MoFo: Wer ist Austin und warum Sie geben ihm diese Aufmerksamkeit? Nicht verstehen Sie uns sind auf einem Stichtag, Satine? Ich interessiere mich nicht wem dieses Michael Cole ist, ich habe die Sachen, zum zu tun und ich werde nicht herum sitzen und Ihren Esel warten!
Translation: Who is Austin and why are you giving him this attention? Don't you understand we're on a deadline, Satine? I don't care who this Michael Cole is, I have things to do and I'm not going to sit around and wait for your ass!
:::Satine glares at Hans and spews her fury his way.:::
Satine: Hans? Wie trauen Sie mit mir so sprechen! Wissen Sie, wem ich bin? Ich Bin Satine Nicole! Die K�nigin von Wrestling! Ich bin Kranker Ihrer Schei�e und von diesem Vorw�rts Moment werden Sie hiermit abgefeuert! Bekommen Sie das Bumsen aus meinem Studio, heraus und gehen Sie zur�ck zu Deutschland Sie fetter bastard!
Translation: Hans? How dare you speak to me that way! Do you know who I am? I'm Satine Nicole! The Queen of Wrestling! I'm sick of your shit and from this moment forward you are hereby fired! Get the fuck out of my studio, and go back to Germany you fat bastard!
Satine: Mikey, this interview is over.
:::With that, Hans started packing his photography equipment, and Satine stalked off into her dressing room. The scene fades out with Cole standing there, microphone in hand, still waiting for more words from Satine. (HELLO he can't speak German, silly! Sheesh! Like he knows what's going on!!):::
2 Hours Later- Lunch
:::The scene opens back up at a banquet hall, where nWn has set up a luncheon for all the superstars. The place was packed, as it was set for a meet and greet as well, and people were coming in from everywhere. As the cameras pan around, we see tables full of food, everything from vegan delights to pastries. The camera keeps panning and finally stops on Satine Nicole.:::
Satine: Nothing like a table full of food with my name on it. You do realize I can eat and eat and I never gain an ounce? Now take that one for example. (The camera pans to a female superstar-in-training) She's eating bean sprouts and carrots. Where's the enjoyment in that? Do you know why? Because she was told by her trainer she needed to lose 10 lbs. I know, I know, I'm not the average Diva. I'm perfection personified, and everyone knows that no one in nWn can compare to me. I prove that every day. I can't believe some of these people think they can measure up to me. It's all too funny.
Just like this cheese danish, I am the best. Austin?
You're nothing compared to me and you never will be. Maybe once upon a time you were "Bionic", but you see, the times have changed! And when someone thinks of the best, their minds always go to me. Because I have proven time and time again that yes indeed, I am the best. And there is nothing and no one that will be able to tell me any different!
See, there was a time when I respected you, Austin. When you were a legend in your game. But that was a long time ago, and now I'M the Legend entering this match up. What's with the middle finger? The beer gut? The "Bottom Line"? Trying to be cool, to get all the attention, but just like everyone else knows, when Satine's in the picture, that's all it's about. Satine Nicole. The Best. What do ya know, that's me! Just realize, Austin, that just because you get a shot at qualifying for what will be MY title, that doesn't mean you'll get it. I'm not letting anyone get past me, and you can count on that! SO I hope you're somewhere in the banquet hall, drowning your sorrows in some oh so delicious foods, or some good beer, because after Smackdown, that's all you'll be able to do... well, unless you have to suck it out of a straw and believe me, I can have that arranged!!! Now get the camera out of my face, I'm starving!
:::With that, Satine begins eating off of her plate, laughing at Austin from across the room, and the scene fades out.:::
3 Hours Later- House Show
:::As the scene fades back in on the nWn House Show in Gainesville, FL, "Legs" by Kid Rock hits the PA System, and the crowd goes nuts! Soon after, Satine's pyro explodes along with everyone there.:::
:::Satine emerges from backstage to quite an uproar.:::
:::As she makes her way down the ramp, Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler continue speaking.:::
King: OH My GOD!! Yippeeeeeee!! It's Satine Nicole!
Cole: Indeed it is, King. SEX Personified, those words are so true!
King: You're right, Cole! Look at those legs! WOOHOOO!!! I don't know what the seven wonders of the world are... But Satine is walking on two of them! Look at em! They go up and up and up... then boom they make an ass of themselves! I can't stand it! Hee Hee Hee!!!
Cole: Yes, I know what you mean, King. And I admire them!
King: Of course you do, Cole! You're a stalker! Let's just get to what's going on!
Cole: We go now to the ring, and to the beautiful and talented Satine Nicole.
:::As Satine enters the ring she begins blowing kisses to the crowd, showing them her appreciation. Soon enough, the fans begin chanting Queen Satine! Queen Satine! Which makes her blow even more kisses:::
:::Satine then grabs a microphone, thrilled with the crowd's response and begins speaking while they all die down to a hush- hanging on every word:::
Satine: I know alot of people are wondering where Queenie's head is right now... you know,I thought about what I did and I thought maybe I would apologize.....for joining forces with SEX..and for what I did to all my dear fans! The fans who love Satine Nicole. But you know what? I don't think so! After all the time spent in the spotlight for 4 years, you all should know by now that I'm chock full of surprises! After Raw, I went to my hotel room, and I wondered if I would be able to get any sleep... and for the first time in quite awhile I slept like a baby, god dammit!! When I wake up in the morning,I look into the mirror and for the first time in months a real smile came across my face too! Knowing that I've joined forces with the best in the business! I am Satine Nicole, a Hall of Famer, world reknown legend and the Undisputed Queen of Wrestling! So you can take "I'm Sorry" and shove it up your ass!
:::As Satine stands in the ring, looking out at the crowd, they begin chanting Queen Satine!! Queen Satine!! Queen Satine!! with such loudness, it shook the whole arena! Not realizing they should hate her for turning 'heel', they just get louder and louder. Satine smiles at everyone and blows them kisses, then continues speaking.:::
Satine: Austin! At Smackdown we meet in my Ring but unfortunately for you, I will be leaving victorious! You are so stupid, you wouldn't know how to wrestle if your life depended on it. And I'm sure you probably don't believe so, Austin, but trust me your life DOES depend on it! I just might take you out of your career, how would you like that? Austin, I will beat the living hell out of you, and that's just something you'll have to deal with. Your worn out liver won't be able to handle what I dish out, "Stevie"... I've already proven that I'm the best in the business, Austin, and I have held this title before! Damn straight I'll be doing it again! Austin, I'm so god damn sick of seeing your sorry ass around here, my goal is not only to win this belt, I will take your career away from you at the drop of a hat! I've retired count them 11 wrestlers, ya dipshit! And you, my friend, will be the next on my list! So rest up before Friday, Austin, because on that day, you'll feel the "effects" of what happens when you enter my ring- just like every time before! So till Friday, dippy!
