Date:6-11-2003

Event:WcW Nitro

Match:Hell in a Cell

E-Fed Success:World(33),US(7),IC(5),Euro(2),Xtreme(2),Hardcore(3),Tag(11),Grand Slammer

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As the pyro and fireworks go off here in the WCW arena we see out cameras rolling around the arena and as they get some great shots of this capacity crowd we then head down to ringside as Tony Shiavone and Bobby Heenan are all set and ready to call tonight's action!

Tony:Hello WCW fans and welcome to this live WCW event from WCW's home The WCW Arena! I am Tony Shiavone and along side me is my partner Bobby "The Brain" Heenan and as you might have guessed by now we are standing in for Jim Ross and Jerry The King Lawler due to that hellacious attack they suffered at the hands of J-Dawg last night! Now Bobby if J-Dawg was correct when he said that was just a taste of things to come I would not want to be 2Crazy Monday Night at Nitro.

Bobby:Hellacious? How dare you Tony! J-Dawg was just trying to get his point across to these humanoids that Monday Night 2Crazy and anyone else that tries to get in his way is in store for a whole lot of pain! I feel sorry for 2crazy but hey that is the way the cookie crumbles I suppose!

Just then a video pops up on the WCW-Tron and it is a video of a interview that was taken earlier in the day with none other then J-Dawg himself!

J-Dawg:Now I am sure you are all wondering why I have asked for this time. Well that is real simple I wanted to explain my actions from last night not that you idiots deserve any kind of explination mind you but none the less I figured I would anyway so shut up and listen! My actions from last night was not as Tony Shiavone said a "Hellacious" attack on 2 innocent victims. I was trying to make a point and I think I was quite successful in doing just that. I was trying to prove to all you idiots sitting in the arena tonight as well as the people at home and 2Crazy,Jaykay and Austin, also each and every "So Called" WCW Superstar in the back that I come and go as I please and I do whatever I want to whoever I want whenever I want! I'm sorry but it is so hard to be humble when your J-Dawg!

Dawg:Now based on the reactions I got when I arrived here this afternoon all the guy in the back definitly got the message and if Austin is yet to understand the point I was trying to make well at Annihilation he will get another ass-kickin from yours truly and will get the message loud and clear! Now I understand that this is a triple threat Match but as far as I am concerned for the rest of you guys it is a battle for 2nd place cause it is a for gone conclusion that when you look at The Big Dawg you are looking at the Next True Icon in wCw! Now if there is anyone out there that seriously does not like that well I seriously do not give a damn!

Just then the screen fades to black and as we hear the crowd booing and chanting "Asshole" our cameras head back to ringside as we join Tony and The Brain!

Tony:Well I think after hearing that Bobby it is plainly obvious that The Game is rather confident heading into Nitro Monday Night as well as Annihilation!

Bobby:WOW! Did you figure that out all by yourself? Of course he is confident and I totally agree with everything he just said cause in my eyes as well all those other guys are fighting for 2nd place! But the funniest part is there is not a damn thing any of those idiots backstage can do about it!

Just then as Bobby Heenan has just finished up his commentary we then head to the ring and as we do we see that there is a packed house here tonight at the WCW Arena!

Just then as we see the fans are getting over anxious for this night to get underway "I Stand Alone" hits and as the crowd rises to their feet and they start booing their lungs out we then see that J-Dawg is out on the ramp!

This crowd is really on the case of J-Dawg here tonight and just then we see Dawg spit into the crowd and he is screaming not so very kind words to this crowd and as they once again start the chant of "Asshole" we see J-Dawg making his way to the ring!

J-Dawg makes his way down the ramp and as he reaches the ringside area he looks out into the crowd with a look of hatred on his face and just then he throw his water bottle into the crowd and he hops up on the apron and he giving the fans a look of death!

He looks out into the crowd and just at that very moment he raises his arms high in the air and spits water from his mouth and into the crowd and he then climbs in the ring through the middle and top ropes! J-Dawg seeming not to be in a very pleasant mood as he walks right past WCW ring announcer Lillian Garcia and he stands on the turnbuckle and poses for the crowd as they continue to boo him!

He then gets off the second turnbuckle on the inside of the ring and he grabs the microphone from Lillan and as she leaves the ring we see he has made his way out to the center of the ring and he is about to speak!

Dawg:Well Well Well. It looks like I have finally got the match that everyone has been wanting to see besides the Icon Vs. Icon match at Annihilation. Me Vs. 2Crazy. And everybody cannot wait to see me whoop his ass in the Hell in the Cell never-the-less. And 2Crazy has been coming out here talkin about how everybody wants a piece of him because he is the best there is. He crazy its funny, you havent ever been in a main event until your in a match with me, and you call yourself the best. Shit son, my first match here was a main event and every match since has been also. Also, I've noticed that somehow you are undefeated in wCw. Well 2 your luck is up this coming Monday Night at Nitro. Me and you surrounded by tons of steel. You have talked about how crazy you are. Well son, crazy isnt nothin when you have brutality and fearlessness. You see you crazy son ova bitch, you can try and pull off your cheap little moves off of the top of the cell and all that shit, but the thing is that you can pull those moves off only if you can get to the top of that cage before J-Dawg catches you and pulls your ass off sending you to the mat. You see 2 crazy, I dont give a shit if your crazy, hell I dont care if your a necropheliac. Because whether you like it or not, on Monday night at Nitro in this very ring, your career in this company will come crashing down to a halt. Your life is on the line, as we battle all through the arena. On top of the cell inside the cell, through the cell, in the rafters, it doesnt matter because sooner or later your bloody carcass will be dragged to the middle of the ring and be pinned by yours truly for the 1,2,3. 2Crazy you said you have defeated the greats of this company especially shane. Well whoop-de-fucking doo about defeatin shane. Hell Mega Duck could do that. But let me ask you this Crazy. If you have defeated the greats, how come you havent defeated me nor Jaykay? Precisely 2, you havent defeated the greats when you havent defeated the men that are gettin prepaired for the biggest match in efed history. 2Crazy,myour name actually suits you kinda well. You must be pretty fuckin crazy if you have accepted this match with the man that has never lost a hell in a cell match in his career.

Just then the crowd starts to boo and start chanting J-Dawg sucks and just then he looks out into the crowd and takes a deep breath and continues trying to get his point across to these fans! But he is interrupted by the movement of something being lowered to the ring. Its a steel Cell! And all of a sudden graffiti begins falling from above!

Jay:WOW! This feels like home to me. The steel bars and the smell of iron. Hell it seems like shane is already celebrating my victory over you crazy. It seems that everybody here and watchin at home has predicted the outcome of our match and believe it true. And crazy I dont plan on letting them be wrong. So crazy heres how I a gonna break down our mtch. First off I am gonna start out with a plan old ass whoopin. Whatever happened to those. A plan old ass whoopin. And gettin your shoes, coat, and your hat tooken? Well 2Crazy seeing as how your poor and wearing clothes from Wal-Mart, nobody is gonna steal your cheap shit. But anyways, after the ass-kickin I'm gonna throw your ass through the cage and head to the back to beat you up some more. I gotta make you pretty for the doctors at the hospital. I will beat you with everything in reach, chairs, sledge hammers, canes from cripples. Hell I'll even take you to the bathroom stick your head in the toilet piss on it and then flush. Crazy, I know your thinkin well this guy is messed up in the head, just remember man, your the one that said YOU was crazy, I'm just here to prove you wrong. After the little rumble in the back, me and you is headin upto the rafters, where the unimaginable will happen. I know that Undertaker says his powerbomb is the last ride, well Crazy believe you me. This will literally be your LAST ride. I'm gonna powerbomb your ass off the rafters, through the cell, and straight to the mat. Damn, even after you aland, I will even throw in a little incentive for the fans. I'll do a fuckin Swanton Bomb off the rafters onto your limp body. And after the 10 minutes it will take for me to recover, from that fall, you will still be out for the count. And then and only then, 2Crazy will I cover you for the 1,2,3. So Monday, 2Crazy, your FUCK OUTTA LUCK!

Just then we hear J-Dawg's music hit on the public announce system and as the crowd starts to boo once more we see Dawg drop the microphone and he stands on the second turnbuckle and poses for the fans as the scene fades to black!

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