As the HCW Hardcore TV Pre-Show comes on the air we see a video package showing the fans how the night at Kash In ended as we see that it took more that 1 man to defeat J-Dawg for the World Title. Just then as the video fades to black our cameras head inside the arena and we immediatly head backstage and we see that Triple H has arrived to the HCW arena for tonight's pre-show of Hardcore TV and it appears he is getting something to eat upon his arrival for tonight's event.

As J-Dawg gets his food we see him heading to his locker room and we see that he stops to look at the chalk board that has the card lineup for this coming Hardcore TV Tuesday Night. We then see J-Dawg begin laughing but we can not figure out why as his body is blocking the view of the chalk board. Just then we see J-Dawg heading to his dressing room and the camera zooms in on the chalk board and we see that in the Main Event it will be J-Dawg,Randy Orton, and Stone Cold Steve Austin Vs. on Hardcore TV. The cameras then fade to black and we head inside the arena as the Hardcore TV introduction effects start going off in the arena.

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Just then we see the pyro and the fireworks going off inside the HCW arena and we also see that there is a capacity crowd on hand here tonight for a action packed night from the HCW superstars on the Hardcore TV Pre-Show. Just then we see the pyro and fireworks coming to a end and as we see the fans ready for one hell of a night here at the HCW arena our cameras head down to ringside as Michael Cole and Tazz are standing by to call tonight's action.

[::Cole::]Hello HCW fans and welcome to this weeks edition of the Hardcore TV's Live Pre-Show. I am Michael Cole and along side me is my partner Tazz and Tazz it sure feels great to be back on the air and what a Main Event we have for Hardcore TV.

[::Tazz::]Right you are Cole! We got J-Dawg,Orton, and Austin taking on ???? in our Main Event this coming Tuesday Night on Hardcore tV. This is sure to be one hell of a rocketbusta! I for one can not wait for that match Cole.

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Just then we see a great shot of this capacity crowd and as we see the crowd ready and waiting with anticipation for this night to get underway we hear the music of none other then J-Dawg and the crowd rises to their feet as The #1 man makes his way out on the stage.

This crowd is absolutly going nuts for J-Dawg! We then hear the crowd chanting the name of J-Dawg as he is making his way down the aisle heading to the ringside area. As J-Dawg makes his way down the aisle he takes time out to high five some of the women in the front row and J-Dawg then catches the eye of a cute red head with a "I Love you J-Dawg" sign and he plants a kiss right on her lips and as we see her trying to regain her composure J-Dawg then hands her his water bottle and he jumps onto the ring apron.

J-Dawg then walks down the ring apron and looks out into the crowd and just then as the level is at a fever pitch we see J-Dawg raising his arms in the air and spitting the water from his mouth and into the crowd and they are going nuts. Just then we see J-Dawg entering the ring and he goes to the farthest turnbuckle in the ring and stands on the second rope and poses to the crowd.

J-Dawg just then gets off the ropes and he grabs the mic from the Hardcore TV ring announcer and as we see the ring announcer leaving the ring J-Dawg makes his way to the center of the ring and it appears as if he is about to speak.

[::J-Dawg::]What's up Atlanta! Now just for those in the arena have forgotten I am the only true talent here and you can bet your asses that I'm back Jack! Now I know that you all are very disappointed seeing how I am not wearing the World Title around my waist but I will get to all that bullshit in a minute. You see I am trying to focus on this bullshit match I have at Hardcore TV. A 6 Man-Tag match in which I have to team up with the two men's asses I whooped at Kash In and that would be Randy Orton and Stone Cold Steve Austin. You see guys, I have had enough of the bullshit you guys pull around here and Orton I am gonna start off with you. At Kash In I gotta admit you put on a pretty good performance and even though you had to have help you walked out with the Ttiel. Thats all fine and dandy but Orton you better bet your ass that I will be back for that title on down the road. Now Orton I will talk about you a little more later because right now I'm gonna move on to the man that I dont think will help us any in this match and that is Stone Cold Steve Austin. Austin you and I dont know each other and frankly I dont give a rats ass. Thats just the way it is. I dont like you and you dont like me. Its just that simple. But Austin me and you have one thing in common and that thing is that we both want revenge on those three circle jerkers know as Small Cock Lesnar, Q-Tip, and Dick Slow. These fuckers dont know a wrist-watch from a wrist-lock. And I'll be damned if I let them bitches fuck with me again. Austin, The Bionic Redneck, during this match I want you to live up to what your name says and all that bullshit about how, when you hear the glass its your ass, well Austin if you want good graces in my book you better prove all that shit to me during this match on Hardcore TV. I would just as rather slap you in the face as to tag your hand but seeing how it is pretty much inevitable I will stay on good terms with you during this matchup but other than that Austin you better watch your back. Now back to Randy Orton. You and I dont have any chemistry whatsoever besides our little rondavue at Kash In. But that is something that I am willing to change just a little bit. Orton I have came ready with a proposition for you. Me and you. The 2 best in HCW. Team up and kick some ass. What do you say? We can take pretty much any title we want and kick whoevers ass we want. Every other tag team claims they kick ass and take names but Orton if we team up we will really be able to say that we do that stuff because we will and we can back up every single word we say because we are the best in this fucking business and there isnt anything that anybody can do about it. What do you say?

J-Dawg then pauses for a moment as he hears the chants of "J-Dawg" and after he soaks in the cheers for a few minutes he looks out to the crowd and continues to speak.

[::J-Dawg::]Now that I have everything I wanna say about my partners outta the way I wann move onto the 3 most queer people that I have ever seen in my life. Lets start out with the cocksucker formally known as X-Pac. Now X you come out here with your little buddy's talkin about how you will kick all of our asses and that you are really tough for a small guy. Well Q-Tip I got some news for your scrawny ass. You are no where near the superstars here in HCW's league. Your just another jobber in the crowd to us. X-pac if I was you I would just leave HCW before somebody really hurts your sorry ass bad like say me,Austin, and Orton. X-Pac, the only reason you think your tough is because you can jump somebody whoopdefuckindoo. Anybody can do that shit. But Pac to prove to be really tough you have to stand up to somebody face to face and whether you get your ass kicked or not you take it like a man. Now I know your used to the behind stuff because thats where you always took it from your old pal Road Dogg but this is HCW not the Ambiguously Gay Duo. Get your act together and then come back and try again. Now onto the man that everybody knows likes to take it nice and slow...Big Slow. Now Slow, You mind if I call you Slow? Personally I dont give a shit if you do or not because there is nothing you can do or say to stop me from saying it. But Big Show your ass is nothing in HCW. Your a nobody a pee-on. You are the tallest man in Sports Entertainment and yet your the stupidest fuckin person I have ever seen. You just sit there and follow Needle Dick and Ass Grabber around like you are someone special. Well Show your not. Your just another pawn in Brock Lesnars dumb ass plan. Show if you were with somebody that actually knew what in the hell they were doing then you might actually be a half way decent wrestler. But you hang out with dumber and dumberer. What does that make you Show? Dumberest? The only reason you ever won any of your matches is because you have a 300 pound weight advantage on them. Hell alls you gotta do is lay your 200 pound arm on them and the wont be able to move for days. Show I bet if you wasnt such a dumbass and weighed about 250 lbs less than you are now, you would get your ass handed to you day in and day out just like your momma. I heard a good joke that kinda applies to you today. Your mommas like a brick wall, She's flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans. Also Show I got a little clip from a movie I want you to watch. Role the footage!

With that a video clip from Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo begins playing. It is the scene where Deuce is walking with the really tall woman from Norway. Everybody begins calling her a freak, Huge Bitch, Bigfoot, and Bahemoth. Just then the scene fades to black.

[::J-Dawg::]
Now Show that is jsut like you. Your all of those things a Bitch,Big Foot, freak, Hell you name it and your it. Show this industry is definitely not for you so Slow I'm gonna leave you with a couple words. Get your Dumb Ass Outta HCW!

J-Dawg pauses once again and waits for a few moments. It seems that he is going to wrap this one up with Brock Lesnar!

[::J-Dawg::]
Now I move onto the Head Guy of this gay operation,,,Small Cock Lesnar. Small, Hows it hangin? I guess the saying short, shriveled and hangin to the left really applies to you doesnt it? Brock you came into HCW actin all big and tough, you though you were larger than life. Well Brock nobody is ever larger than life, not even me. Brock I also saw one of your little promos your did with your ambiguously gay duo the other day. You was talkin all this shit about me and Orton. Well Small ill start off with wha tyou said about me calling myself The Game. Bitch didnt I tell you 2 weeks ago that I dont use that saying anymore. I have changed it because HHH still uses it even though I defeated him for that title, and it gets boring when you prove it night in and night out. Brock I told your sorry ass from the beginning I surpassed The Game status long long ago. Now onto another thing. Brock you sit there and say that you will have me lying in a pool of my own blood by the time that Hardcore Tv comes to an end? Yea, Whateva. If anybodys gonna be in a pool of their own blood it will be your Brock because you have no back-up whatsoever. You got Q-Tip and Dicks Slow and thats it. Your pretty much all on your lonesome in this match, while I on the other hand have Austin and Orton on my side. Brock your just a loser. You come out here sportin the obviously not true catch phrase HERE COMES THE PAIN. Well Brock You can try and bring all the pain you want with you at Hardcore TV because the only one feeling the pain will be you and your Ambiguoulsy Gay Duo. So Brock Come Hardcore TV, Your Fuck Outta Luck.

Just then we hear the music of J-Dawg and he drops the mic and poses for the crowd as the scene fades to black.

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