As the Hardcore TV pre-show comes on the air we see a video higlighting what we saw last night on 1st Hardcore TV pre-show and we see a video clip of the dumbass comments that was made by Brock Lesnar. Just then we see a video promo informing the fans that tonight on the Excess portion of HCW Live that Mean Gene Okerlund will sit down with J-Dawg for what is sure to be a very candid interview. Just as the video fades on the HCW-Tron to a pitch black our cameras zoom in on the ringside area as the introduction effects for this broadcast go off.

Just then we see the pyro and fireworks going off here at the HCW arena and as the pyro and fireworks come to a close we see that the crowd is ready for this night of HCW action to get underway as we head to the boradcast location and join Michael Cole and Tazz.

[::Broadcast Table::]

[::Cole::]Hello HCW fans and welcome to this weeks edition of the Hardcore TV pre-show. I am your host Michael Cole and along side me is my partner Tazz and Tazz what a night Hardcore TV is shaping up to be this coming Tuesday Night on the National Wrestling Network! It will be J-Dawg,Austin, and Orton, Versus Brock,X-Pac, and Big Show!

[::Tazz::]Damn right Cole. 6 of the best men, well 3 men such as Austin,Orton, and J-Dawg, and 3 bitches go 3 on 3 in a 6 man tag match. This is sure to be a rocketbusta Cole. I for one cannot wait to see J-Dawg whoop Brock Lesnars ass!

[::Excess::]

Just then our cameras head backstage and we see the introductions promo for Hardcore TV's Excess program. Just as the promo comes to a end we see backstage none other then Mean Gene Okerlund.

[::Mean Gene::]Hello Hardcore TV fans and welcome to HCW Hardcore TV's very first edition of Excess and my guest here tonight is none other then The Big Dawg himself J-Dawg. First off J-Dawg I would like to thank you for taking the time to be here tonight.

[::J-Dawg::]No problem Gene. You know I am always more then happy to chew the fat with you man.

[::Mean Gene::]Well J-Dawg I appreciate the compliment. First off I would like to discuss with you X-Pac and how you think he will fit into this match.

[::J-Dawg::]HA! We Gene I gotta say that quite frankly since his return he has not done shit to impress me, and I doubt he will. You see Gene I think that Brock Lesnar is holding back X-Pacs full potential because I believe the X-Pac could take Brock Lesnars sorry ass in a 1 on 1 match. But anyways X-Pac is a great guy. I talked to him backstage and he seemed really cool about everything. He also told me about how he was thinkin about droppin Brock and going solo so he could whoop his ass. But I know your time is valuable Gene so I'll get onto the match. X-Pac your a nothing a complete nobody. You dont show your face unless it is in a attack from behind. You know one of the things that is funny is that all three of you have something for behind attacks. Makes me wonder. Well X-Pac, seems to me that your the weakest link in this match. If I was you I would just back out right now and leave.

[::Mean Gene::]Well no arguements here because everything you just said was the truth. Now onto my next question which has to do with your relationship with Stephanie McMahon. We have noticed that she has yet to join you here in HCW. Can we assume that you marriage to Ms.McMahon has ended?

[::J-Dawg::]Well Mean Gene you could say that. You see once I left wrestling and decided to take some well deserved time off I really saw what kind of women Stephanie McMahon really was. All she cared about was the spotlight and the money and once the spotlight was taken away from her she showed her true colors and thanks to a dear friend I saw the light and realized that it was not Stephanie that completed J-Daawg it was the fans not to mention the other wrestlers I had the pleasure of competing against in the ring. So it was then that I filed for divorce and now I am a single man again Gene and I am focused at the task at hand and that is become World Champion here in HCW for the 1st time. Also that will bring my total World Heavyweight carrer wins to the 33rd time! But Also Gene, I have to tell ya, I have my eye on this Blonde woman. Her names Satine Nicole. I might have her come in and whoop the womens divisions ass while I do the same for the Mens.

[::Mean Gene::]Well before you can do that you must get by Brock,X-Pac, and Big Show this coming Tuesday Night on Hardcore TV which is what I would like to talk about right now. Everyone knows the history between you and Lesnar here in HCW. How do you feel about the fact that you will be stepping in the ring one more time against Brock on Hardcore TV?

[::J-Dawg::]Well I would be one hell of a bullshit artist if I did not say that I was honored to be in the same ring as the great Brock Lesnar. Brock Lesnar is still coming out here sayin that I am sporting the name Triple H all over myself. Damn if thats so I guess this thong right here isnt your moms from last night? Brock I mean come on your a choke artist. Climbin up this mountain, your weak. Im gonna leave you lost without a paddle floatin shits creek. But really I dont need to leave you in Shits creek. I'll put you up piss creek 2" deep and your still gonna sink. Cuz you cant handle this shit. Brock on Hardcore tV Im gonna whoop your sorry ass all over that god forsaken arena. And Austin and Orton will do the same with Big Show and X-Pac. And Brock has been going around sayin I have a fantasy about his cock. But I'll comment on that a little bit later on the show. So Mean Gene you can bet your ass I will come to Hardcore TV with both guns loaded and I will do anything I have to do to walk out with my hand raised in victory.

[::Mean Gene::]Well looking at you right now Jay I have no doubt. Well we are just about outta time so I will have 2 more question. Tuesday Night on Hardcore TV what kind of J-Dawg are we going to see when you step in the ring with Brock Lesnar?

[::J-Dawg::]It's real simple Gene. The fans are going to see a side of J-Dawg unlike any side they have ever seen before. I will give it everything I got against Brock and for Brock to win point blank he is going to have to kill this dawg. I have made a point my entire career here in Sports Entertainment of claiming to be the best in this business and night in and night out I have gone out there and proved I am everything I have said I was and Hardcore TV will be no exception. Mean Gene you can bet your ass that on Hardcore TV I will once again prove to you, Brock and the entire world that I am the Real Champion around here. That I am the Biggest Baddest Dawg on The Yard. And there is nothing that they can do about it!

[::Mean Gene::]Well the time is pretty much up. If there is anything that you wanna say to anybody in the back our about your match the mic is yours. And now is the time to say it.

[::J-Dawg::]Well actually there is a few things that I would like to say to Brock Lesnar. First off you talk about how I wanted to see your gigantic bulge? And you call me a sick fuck. Brock I got a little footage here taken after your little promo. So roll the footage.

With that said a video begins playing. It shows Brock Lesnar wrapping up his interview. The camera man leaves but he leaves the camera on. After a few seconds Big Show's head comes out of the water and he has some kind of white stuff all over his face. Brock is sittin there with a smile on his face while Big Show gets out with his 2" penis floppin all over. Show gets a towel and whipes his face off. Brock gets out and you cant even see his penis. Its so small. Show must've had a hard time suckin that stub.

[::J-Dawg::]Well, Well, Well. Brock your bulge must not've been too big. I see why Stephanie left you for me. Brock your nothing your just a cockless faggot like I have said before many times. You and Show really do like the attacks from behind and now I really know why. Brock you have taken all this bullshit to another level. I frankly dont wanna get into the ring with you cuz I'm afraid you might try to get me from behind. Brock I really realize why you say HERE COMES THE PAIN. You say that cuz not many people have got it up the butt before. And the pain is from you stickin it up their asses unexpectedly. So Brock you silly faggot Dicks are for chicks. So stick it to Show only. Brock at Hardcore TV your ass wait, better not say that you might get aroused. Brock at Hardcore TV it will be me and you in the middle of the ring. Your gonna get an extra special Dawg Pound and your lights will be out. There will be no backdoor attacks. Just old fashioned ass kicking. So Brock come Hardcore TV. Your Fuck Outta Luck!

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