Cena Just Face It! You Are Not Man Enough To Play This Game!!!!!
As the RAW pre-show comes on the air we see a video package showing the mindless not to mention boring promo's that have been done over the last few hours by the "So Called" nWn World Champion John Cena! As the video fades to black we also see a video shown on the nWn-Tron highlighting what went down last night at nWn Excess where Triple H along with Vince Russo pearl harbored John Cena in the middle of what was scheduled to be "John Cena Appreciation Night" and as the video fades to black out cameras head backstage and we see Triple H and Stephanie McMahon arriving to the arena for tonight's nWn RAW pre-show!

As The McMahon-Helmsley Faction enter the nWn arena we see both Triple H and Stephanie heading to their private office and as Stephanie slams the door behind them our cameras head inside the arena as the RAW pre-show intro hits!

Just then we see the pyro and fireworks going off inside the arena as well as getting a great shot of this packed house here tonight as we are just mere hours away from the return of nWn RAW! As the pyro and fireworks come to a end and we see the crowd is jacked up for tonight's event our cameras then head to the broadcast location as we join Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler as they will call tonight's action.

Jim Ross:Hello wrestling fans and welcome to the nWn RAW pre-show! I am Jim Ross along with my partner Jerry "The King" Lawler and King what a night it was last night on nWn Excess as we saw the alliance between Russo and the McMahon-Helmsley Faction come to fold at the expense of John Cena during what was supposed to be his night!

King:Well I have to admit when I am wrong Ross and I was wrong! John Cena really has not clue what he has gotten himself into and all I have got to say is welcome back to The Ceribal Assassin! God how I have missed that evil bastard!

Just then our cameras head backstage and we see Triple H and Stephanie in their private office preparing for tonight's telecast.

Stephanie:Well Hunter once again you were right! Last night was absolutly outstanding! But why did you not tell me what you and Vince Russo had planned for that little twit John Cena?

Triple H:I am sorry Steph. But myself and Vince Russo both felt that we should keep our plans for Cena on Excess quiet! But if you think that was something wait until RAW and what i do to him!

Stephanie:Hunter do not tease me! You know how much watching you hurt people turns me on!

Triple H:Sorry Steph! You will just have to wait and see Monday Night on RAW! But for now I have some business to attend to alone in the ring. I will meet you in the limo!

Just then we see Triple H giving Stephanie a kiss and he is walking down the hallway and it appears he is heading out to the ringside area. Just then our cameras head back to the ringside area and we see that once again there is a packed house here tonight for a night of non-stop nWn action!

Just then we see the fans standing waiting in anticipation for this night to get underway and at that very moment "Time To Play The Game" hits on the public announce system and the crowd is still on their feet and they start booing as Triple H makes his way out on the stage!

Triple H has made his way out on the stage and we see signs from the fans in attendance that read "Why HHH Why?" and Triple H just snickers at the signs from what he calls these moronic fans and just then we see The Game making his way down the aisle heading to the ring.

Triple H makes his way down the aisle and he reaches the ringside area and as he does that he tosses his bottle of water into the crowd and Triple H jumps onto the ring apron and he looks out into the crowd with a look of complete hatred something we have not seen from this man in quite some time!

Triple H then in classic Triple H fashion raises his arms in the air and spits the water from his mouth and into the crowd and just then The Game climbs into the ring and he grabs the microphone from Lillian Garcia and as Lillian leaves the ring we see Triple H is out in the middle of the ring with his feet standing on the nWn logo and The Game is about to speak.

Triple H:Ok people I do not have the time for your shit so everyone just sit down and shut the fuck up! Now I have been sitting in my hotel suite for a few hours and someone came to my room and handed me a video tape which I looked at and it just happened to be some video promo's that John Cena cut knowing full well that I was not in the arena! Well after knodding off a few times during the video I decided that I should come out here in from of all you idiots and give you my thoughts on what John Cena had to say as well as my recent alliance with Mr.Russo! As far as myself teaming up with Vince Russo that is my own personal business which basically means it is personal and is none of your business! Now as far as what happened on Excess all I gotta say about that is that John Cena you are without question the dumbest son of a bitch I have ever met in my life! How could you really think that nWn would pay honor to the most undeserving nWn Champion we have ever had with a John Cena Appreciation Night? Basically I saw your weakness and I took advantage of the situation and it was like taking candy from a baby and your sorry ass just got a taste of what is to come on RAW! You see John Cena you learned a very important lesson and that is if something is too good to be true here in nWn it probably is you dumb son of a bitch! I mean the fact alone that you are the nWn World Champion is a joke all in itself but for you to actually believe that this company would even waste one minute of their time to honor you is without question the biggest fucking joke I have ever heard of. Now Cena I keep hearing you say that you deserved the nWn Championship based on your promo's you have done since your arrival here in nWn and that as well like your career all together is one giant joke! I mean Cena come on all you do is come out here night in and night out and rap and to be quite honest with you the hard facts are you are not even deserving of the Television Title let alone the World Title! Now I realize you are still on Cena-Land so you really believe in that little mind of yours that you are the most deserving person for that nWn World Title which is why I like to refer to RAW as your reality check!

Triple H:Now the reason I say RAW will be your reality check is because you are what we like to refer to in this business as a transitional champion! Now a transitional champion is someone who holds a title just so a certain someone who in this case would be me comes along and whips your sorry little ass and takes the title from you. But John Cena I realize that you are yet to figure this out so I will help you realize it on RAW and then when I get my title shot you will finally realize that you never did and never will be in the same league as myself and you will never ever in your career belong in the same ring with the likes of myself! But do not get me wrong Cena I am not competely heartless in fact I do not wish you total harm because I want to save that for when the title is on the line so what I am going to do is tell you exactly what I have planned for your Vanilla Ice wanna be looking ass on RAW! Now the first thing about you that totally pisses me off is that big mouth of yours so I will make sure I shatter that big ass jaw to the point where you are spitting out teeth like a popcorn machine! But I am no fool cause I know you will try to run away from me which is why I will then proceed to break your legs to ensure you will stay put inside this very ring. Now being you are yet to realize that you are so beneath me that it is not funny you probably will still try to swing those little arms so I will have to break them next! Now we all know John Cena just what a complete moron you are so you will still probably try to put up one hell of a fight so that is when you will say hello to my little friend as I proceed to break your fucking back! Now some may say that would be more then enough punishment for any human being to take but I say no so at that point John Cena you will be getting wood. No not the kind of wood you get with Eminem every night I am talking about Pedigreeing your sorry ass right through a table! Now if there is a breath left in your body I will sit back and watch you start to choke on your very own blood!

THAT DAMN GOOD! THAT DAMN GOOD! THAT DAMN GOOD!

Triple H:Now John Cena you are probably watching me right now and thinking to yourself that I am one twisted sick son of a bitch and you know what.....YOUR DAMN RIGHT! You see Cena you are in a very tense and serious situation because I am the warden of this place and the inmate is most definitly running the asylum! So John Cena on RAW you will stp into this very ring and look eye to eye with your judge, jury and executioner and you will realize that your destiny stands before you and once your fate is sealed you will realize that you have entered hell and I am the gatekeeper. On RAW Cena you will find out that I am The Game and I am everything that I say I am and I am without a shadow of a doubt THAT DAMN GOOD!

Just then Triple H's music hits and we drops the mic as the scene fades to black!

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