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As the wCw comes on the air we see some highlights of what went down this past Tuesday Night at wCw Nitro and the entire world was shocked to see that J-Dawg won his first match against Austin! We then also see the comments that have been made this week by the 2Crazy as it pertains to J-Dawg! As the video package fades to black our cameras head inside the wCw arena as the wCw intro hits!
As the pyro and fireworks are going off we see there is a packed house here tonight for another night of non-stop wCw action! Just then we see the pyro and fireworks have come to a end and just then our cameras head backstage as our wCw interviewer Pamela Paulshock is going to conduct a interview with J-Dawg!
Pamela:Hello wCw fans I am Pamela Paulshock and I am once again standing by with the 33-Time World Heavyweight Champion J-Dawg! Now Jay thanks taking the time once again to speak with us! But Jay come on can you at least give us a little hint as to who is your biggest threat here in wCw?
J-Dawg:Well Pamela like I have said before I am not afraid of anyone. But the one thing that I am concerned about is my match on Nitro with 2Crazy!
Pamela:Ok I'll take that.....for now! Now let's talk about this Tuesday Night and the Hell in the Cell as you will enter the Cell in attempts to walk out with another victory under your belt against none other than 2Crazy!
J-Dawg:Well Pamela that is true that feat has yet to be accomplished but this Tuesday Night it will that you can bet your hot little ass on! Now I am sure there are a bunch of guys back here that will beg to differ with my point of view but I have over and over shown the entire world that I am the greatest athlete ever in this company and Tuesday Night will be no different and I will whoop 2Crazy's ass inside that cell before Tuesday Night is all said and done and that toots is a fact!
Pamela:Well Jay you surely seem rather confident! But we are just about out of time so I am gonna give you the floor so if there is anything you want to say to 2Crazy now is the time!
J-Dawg:Well the bottom line is this Tuesday Night I will walk to that ring and look 2Crazy right in the eyes, and he will know that he has met his judge,jury, and executioner. And then I will proceed to whoop his ass all over the arena!
Just then J-Dawg stands up and Pamela thanks him for his time and he takes off his mic and heads out of the room and just then we see The Game walking down the hallway and he stops to get something to eat!
Just then we see The Game looking down the hallway and he sees it is Stephanie McMahon!
J-Dawg:Hey Steph you sure look to be in rare form tonight!
Steph:Oh Jay your so fresh! But I hate to agree with you I do look great as usual! Listen I heard what 2Crazy had to say but I would not worry about them you should have no problem winning the match Tuesday!
J-Dawg:Oh I know I'm not worries in the least with that jack off! But I gotta get running I will catch up with you later!
Just then Steph leans forward and her and J-Dawg french kiss for a solid 2 minutes. Steph says good bye to Jay and just then see Jay walking back down the hallway to his locker room and just then we head to ringside and join Jim Ross and The King!
Jim Ross:Hello wCw fans and welcome to the wCw Live! I am Jim Ross and along side me is my partner Jerry The King Lawler and King what a night it was this past Tuesday Night at Nitro and the entire world was shocked to find out that J-Dawg has defeated one of the men in the Icon Vs. Icon Vs. Icon match. And that was Stone Cold Steve Austin! But more important then that we found out from Shane that this Tuesday Night live at The Georgia Dome in Atlanta there is going to be a winner take all Hell in a Cell match between 2Crazy and none other than Tha Big Dawg J-Dawg! Now as we all know The Game has a career record in these types of matches so it should be very interesting to see how that goes down cause King you have to agree The Game is going to be a marked man in that ring Tuesday Night!
King:Well there is no doubt that J-Dawg is going to be a marked man in this match due to the fact that if someone can eliminate him they will be the very first in straight match history that can say they eliminated The Game! But you know as well as I do that is easier said then done Ross! You may not like his tactics at times even I think there is nothing wrong with them but you have to admit he is the very best at what he does in that ring!
Jim Ross:Well he does back up everything he says and a lot of people agree with us that Tuesday Night might not be any different! But fans we have a great show here tonight all the wCw Superstars are here in the house tonight so let’s head up to the ring and get this night started!
Just then our cameras head up to the ring to get this night underway and just then we get a great shot of this packed house here at the wCw arena tonight!
Just then as the crowd is waiting for this night to get started the crowd erupts to their feet as they hear the music of J-Dawg and as the fans start chanting for The Game we see The Game has made his way out on the stage!
As the crowd continues to chant the name of J-Dawg we see The Game looking out to the crowd and as he looks at all the signs out there in the arena tonight for The Game we see Jay making his way down the ramp heading to the ring!
J-Dawg makes his way down the aisle and we see a bunch of the women in the crowd going absolutely crazy for The Game and just as he reaches the ringside area he tosses his bottle of water to the crowd and climbs on to the ring apron!
J-Dawg walks down the ring apron and then looks out into the crowd and as the fans are still on their feet for The Game he spits water out into the crowd and as they are still on their feet The Game makes his way into the ring and stands on the turnbuckle and poses for the fans!
The Game stands on the buckle and looks out into the crowd and as the crowd is screaming for The Game we see The Game getting off the ropes and he makes his way to the center of the ring and he has a mic and is about to address this crowd!
J-Dawg:Well the clock is ticking down to the Hell in a Cell match between me and my opponent 2Gay. I mean no offense 2 but you just arent at my level yet. You are nowhere near my league. 2Crazy you talk shit about you facing 2 guys in a steel cage! Whoop-de-fucking-doo. A steel cage, nobody gives a shit about a steel cage. If you think that shit is impressive try being in a battle royal with 3 cells stacked on top of each other, that shit is hard! And guess who walked out the victor with the World Title? ME! Also, weapons and tables. You talk alot about those. Well damn man if you want weapons and tables so bad, I'll bring some to the ring, just some more shit to beat your ass into the ground with. Ill roll a big ass dumpster down to the ring full of weapons and tables before they lower the cell and stash them under the ring so I can just grab them and beat you down with them. Also you talk about beatin Scott Hall 2 times in a row, hell anybody could do that! You talk about loving the steel all around you also. Well I'm glad you love it because your face will be all over it come Annihilation. I'm not talkin about the little pussy stuff you guys are, I am talking hardcore. Seeing how you love the hardcore stuff so much, you should feel right at home with all that steel being grinded over your face. Hell man you talk about beating Shane. If I was to go one on one with shane I would murda his ass. And he wouldn't be right back the next day like he was with you. You really should listen to your friend 2Crazy because what would happen if you jumped off the cell and missed? You know what I would do? I would laugh my fucking ass off because you would have a broken neck and a broken leg. You would be limping around. I would then start calling you gimp. You talk shit about you would get up and keep fightin. Hell you would be out for a while. I could just pin your right there but that wouldn't be any fun. I would continue to whoop your ass until I see fit. 2Crazy I dont know who you hired for a friend but you sure put in some shitty words for him. I mean come on. You must watch the ladies matches, because as soon as I or JayKay comes out the fans go wild and everybody is on their feet waiting to see what is gonna happen next. But on the other hand when you come out thats when everybody goes to take a shit and get something to eat. You see man, nobody cares about what you say or do. Your just a jobber, a low carder. You have only had what, 7 matches since you've been here. I am one of the newest guys around and I have had more matches than some of the people thats been here the longest. If you think you are gonna beat me that easily. Step up to the plate, because you are gonna just get struck out. Also you talk shit about how JayKay was the only one to defeat you. Well get ready for another beating by me. And you come out here and say my name is fag dawg. hell son your the one without the women. I have the ever so lovely Stephanie McMahon in my corner. who do you have? You anal-breaching friend? Hell even he probably walks out on you. You know 2c you come down to this ring talking about how your flame started burning again and you decided to come back to wCw. Well after our little match at Nitro, your flame is gonna be blown right back out and then you can pack your bags and head back home. You say your purpose on this earth is to become the best wrestler ever? HAHAHA! You are far from it man. Until you can get into an icon vs. icon match with me and jaykay, then you can call yourself the best. You know crazy I was starting to laugh at your promo until you said something about me not being able to do anything you can so I get jealous. Hell let me ask you something. Can you become a 33 time world champion? Fuck no! Can you marry the most beautiful women in wrestling Stephanie McMahon? Fuck No! Can you beat me in a hell in a cell match coming up Tuesday on Nitro ? Fuck No! Now 2Crazy who is the jealous one? You talk about me being scared of you. What kinda shit are you smoking? Whatever it is I definitely want some of that. I have told you once and I will tell you again, I never have and never will be afraid of anyone in this industry.
Just then The Game pauses for a minute as the crowd is chanting the name of J-Dawg! Just then we see Jay looking out into the crowd and takes a deep breath and continues talking about how he feels he will win the Tuesday Night Live on Nitro!
J-Dawg:I mean Damn! 2 Crazy you talk about me being afraid! that had me laughing! Then you continue to talk even more shit by saying that you have more fans than me! Oh Shit you crack me up. Hell if you have more fans that me, why didn't the fans elect you for the best wrestler when we had the wCw awards? With all seriousness you can never and I mean never have as many fans as I have. I mean look I see about 12,000 signs with my name on it just on this side of the arena! In the words of Aerosmith 2Crazy, Dream On! You say shit about I talk the talk but I sure as hell cant walk the walk. I mean come on man are you blind. I have beaten every opponent I have ever faced. If I didnt beat them the first time because they cheated, I came back a second time and whooped there ass even if they tried to cheat. And look at you. You have had 7 matches. That shows pussiness. You talk about me facing weak and defensless wrestlers. Hell every man I have went up against was a top contendor. Hell looks at these past matches. I went straight to hell with Hardcore Lenny and I was the one that walked out the winner……..I dethroned The Rattle Snake and I finally got Eminem to realize as far as I am here he has one hell of a music career ahead of him! Not to mention I am the guy that sent Scott Hall with his tail tucked between his legs like the bitch I knew he was and yes I did destroy the myth that is Scott Hall! Wicked One, Steve Richards, Twizted, Billy Henderson the list goes on and one and one they have all felt the wrath of The Game and last and certainly not least I did what people said could not be done I proved that even Warrior was human and beatable! Hell I even sent The Dead Man running for his life! Bottom line is this I have been in this ring with the best and even beyond and when people said this one or that one could not be beaten I proved that the experts were wrong that there is only 1 man that can not be beaten in this ring and that is me the d-a-wg! You talk to me about you are gonna show the world that I am a little scared bitch! Oh how wrong you are on that one bitch. At this point in your promo you have really pissed this dawg off. And ask anybody that has went up against me how badly it hurt after they pissed me off. I mean the ass-kickin isnt all that bad when you dont talk alotta shit like you, but then you get the dumbasses like you and thats when I just have to show them their role and lay their asses out for the 1,2,3 ! You talk about using that cage as a weapon! HA! If you can stand up without getting your sorry ass knocked back down, then you can try to use it as a weapon. The fact of the matter is kid, that I know more sick and sadistic ways to use that cage then you will ever figure out in your lifetime. Then this is the part that I thought was really funny in your promo. You come out here and say that you have made this line up and used it against all your opponents. And that line is a cheap imitation of a Linkin Park song. How pathetic you are you little bitch! Then to sum up your promo you talk about how you dont wanna injure me too much for my icon vs. icon match. Hell I could walk in there with every bone in my body broken and still beat those jack off's asses.
Now before I go I am gonna sing a little rap that isnt mine, but it fits me precisely!
[Verse 1]
{Fading away}(ugh, uh, uh, I just gotta bring it to they attention dirty, that's all)
You better watch who you talkin' bout, runnin yo mouth,
Like you know me, you gon fuck around and check why they surely
jus call me, 'Show Me', While one-on-one you cant hold me,
if your last name was Haynes,
only way u wear me out is SKETCH my name on ur pants,
no resident of France, (Wheeew!)
but you swear I'm from Paris, hundred six karrots,
Told em: Nahh, thats pure rich,
trying to comperrr [compare] this my chain to your change,
I'm like sprint or motorola, no service, out of your range,
you outta your brains thinkin' Imma shout out your name,
you gotta come up with better ways than that to catch your fame
all that pressure you applying, its time to ease off,
before I hit you from the blind side im taking your sleeves off,
as much as we lost, still hard to please boss,
dont be lieing, fucking crying, suck it up, thats a loss,
cause yo' ass is wack, you whole label is wack,
'matter of fact (ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,) hold that (Ayyyyyy)
[Chorus]
I am number one, no matter if you like it,
err take this down and write it
I am number one, ey ey ey (ey ey)
(Let me ask you man)
What does it take to be number one?
Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers
(Tell me now dirty)
What does it take to be number one?
ey ey (ey ey)
[Verse 2]
(Woman's Voice)
Do you like it when I shake it for you daddy,
move it all around, Let you get a peep before it
touches the ground
(Nelly)
Hell yea ma' I love a girl who's willing to learn
Willing to get in the drivers seat and willing to turn
And not concerned about that he-say, she-say,
did he-say, what I think he say, squash that,
you probably got that off Ebay or some internet access,
some web site chat line, mad cause I got mine,
{Phone dial tone in background}
(Ohh) Dont end up on the flat line,
If only my uncle could see me now,
If he can see how many rappers wanna be me now,
straight emulating my style, right to the *down, down*,
Cant leave out the store now, gotta wait till they calm down,
I got hella shorties, comin' askin' "Yo, where's the Party,"
Oh lordy til I continue to act naugthy,
Mixing cris' and bacardi, Got me bangin fo' sho,
Im not a man of million words, but there's one thing I know, eh
[Chorus]
I am number one, no matter if you like it,
err take this down and write it
I am number one, ey ey ey (ey ey)
(Let me ask you man)
What does it take to be number one?
Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers
(Tell me now dirty)
What does it take to be number one?
ey ey (ey ey)
[Verse 3]
Im tired of people judging, whats real hip-hop,
Half the time it be the niggas whos album flop,
You know, Boat done sank, and it aint left the dock,
(Come on) Mad cause I'm hot, he just mad cause hes not,
You aint gotta give me my props, just give me the yachts,
Gimme my rocks, just keep my fans coming in flocks,
Till you top the superbowl, keep your mouth on lock,
{Cricket Noises} I'm Awake, haha
Im cocky on the mic, but I'm humble in real life,
Taking nothing for granted, blessin everything in my life,
Trying to see a new light at the top of the roof,
(Baby) Aint B-Sigel but I speak the truth,
I heat the booth, Nelly so un-cool (So Crazy)
Top down, shirt off in the the coop, spreadin the loot
With my family and friends, and my closest of kin,
And I Do It again, If it means I'm gon' win, Dirty
[Chorous]
I am number one, no matter if you like it,
err take this down and write it
I am number one, ey ey ey (ey ey)
(Let me ask you man)
What does it take to be number one?
Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers
(Tell me now dirty)
What does it take to be number one?
ey ey (ey ey)
[Outro]
I am number one,
I am nubmer one,
(What does it take to be number one?)
Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers
(What does it take to be number one?)
ey, ey, ey, ey (ey, ey)
I am number one, (uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, listen,)
I (I-I-I) am number one (yea, yea, yea)
I-I-I-I-I number one
Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers
Number one,
Cause two is not a winner and three nobody remembers.
Just then we hear the music of J-Dawg and he drops the mic and stands on the buckle to pose for the fans as the scene fades to black!
Scene Fades Out
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