:::The scene opens up on Josh Cougar getting out of his limo and heading to his locker room .:::
:::As he continue to walk, Michael Cole comes up for a quick interview.:::
Michael Cole: Josh, can I get a few words from you on being named the EwF commishioner?
Josh: Mikey can't you see I'm busy?
Michael Cole: Yes, I understand this, but this needs to be done. You've got a legion of fans out there who want to see this, Josh.
Josh: Well, of course, then! I can't let the fans down!
Michael Cole: You're so good to them, Josh. Now, your thoughts?
Josh: Of course I'm good to them, Mikey! They know talent when they see it, and I always deliver... now onto this match...
Guys, I sincerely hope you're all not planning on winning the Heavyweight Title, I mean c'mon... there's so much that a lot of you still need to learn before you enter my ring and think you'll come out victorious. Intruder? You will be my first victim in this mess, and I for one can't wait to take you down.
Michael Cole: And to the rest of the men?
:::Josh looks at Michael Cole with a smirk on his face and proceeds to giggle at the question. Cole just looks at him with earnest, waiting for her answer.:::
Josh: Wellll, Mikey, what can I say. They're all beyond not worthy to take on the responsibility or have the glory of competing for the Title, and I will prove that tonight. I've gone over and over what I think about everyone for you already, Mikey. All I can say, is for those who weren't taking me seriously?? BAD MOVE! Because you see, guys, I am not one to be taken lightly, no, no no. Because what I set out to do, I will do it, and that's it. Done, finished, Vertig, Finito. You'll see that when I am crowned the winner. Going on to the end of the night in an effort to bring that Heavyweight Championship home... and from then on you'll all see that everything I have said has come to pass. I'm no liar, Mikey, you know this.
What can I say, gang, the results, as well as your battered bodies will show that I know what I'm talking about... and that's all you'll need to know. Now, Mikey, I have to finish getting ready can we end this?
Michael Cole: Of course Josh! I can't wait to see what happens! Take care and good luck!
Josh: Luck?? Luck has nothing to do with it, Mikey, and you know that. It's all about skill, and I'll show these people just what skill and talent are all about...bye now.
Pre-Show
:::As the fans in attendance rise up to a frenzy as the camera pans over them bringing the Pre-Show to a fine start. Signs all over the arena showed their appreciation for their favorite stars, and the camera focuses in on Michael Cole who was being accompanied by Special Guest, Mark Snicket.:::
Michael Cole: Welcome back everyone to the Pre-Show! I'm Michael Cole, and with me tonight is Mark Snicket! What an interesting show we've got coming up!
Mark: Yeah, Cole, but what I want to know is why are you all dressed up? You gettin lucky?
Cole: You know it, Mark. Now recently we've had quite the uproar in the EWF Women's Division, and Kendra McMahon seems to be headed straight to the forefront of that fight!
:::"Rooster" by Alice In Chains starts playing mid-sentence, and the crowd is instantly on its feet. Suddenly the pyro goes off, scaring the wits out of everyone.:::
:::Josh Cougar emerges from backstage to quite an uproar.:::
:::As he makes her way down the ramp, Michael Cole and Mark Snicket continue speaking.:::
Mark: OH My GOD!! Josh Cougar!
Cole: Indeed it is, Mark. Dubbed the king of Wrestling, he has made fast tracks in all of the federations he's been involved in.
Mark: And why wouldn't he? Look at those Muscles! I don't know what the seven wonders of the world are... But Josh is walking with two of them! Look at em! They go up and up and up... then boom they take people out just like that! I can't stand it! I'm totally jealous!!!
Cole: Yes, I know what you mean, Mark. And I admire them!
Mark: Of course you do, Cole! You're a stalker! Let's just get to what's going on!
Cole: We go now to the ring, and to the stron and talented Josh Cougar.
:::As Josh enters the ring he begins flexing to the crowd, showing them her appreciation. Soon enough, the fans begin chanting Josh Cougar! Josh Cougar! Josh Cougar! Which makes him flex even more::::
:::Josh then grabs a microphone, thrilled with the crowd's response and begins speaking while they all die down to a hush- hanging on every word:::
Josh: Finally Josh Cougar has come to EwF. Now guys in the back! You haven't had much to say lately, I guess you're too scared and afraid or whatever the hell else you guys do back there. It's a shame, because guys, you should really be concentrating on beating me instead of who you'll be facing next, or whether or not your girlfriends outfit will be showing enough skin.
You can all hear me back there, can't you? Or are you women too busy screwing everyone in the back as we speak? Maybe you all are too scared to help me prove this point by at least giving up some sort of fight. But Rest assured, I'm not. And that's a fact.
Nothing will make me happier than to wipe the ring with each and every one of you- and I don't care how I get it done, it WILL get done. I just don't think you understand that I'm serious! But you will, you will.
The fact of the matter is, by the time I'm through with you all, you'll be so battered and bruised that no one will even give a rat's ass about you, just the fact that you got beaten by the best. Yes, my darlings, it's true. When I claim my next victory, it will be my pleasure- and everyone else's demise. No one will look at you the same way, and I will be going on to better things. So start counting down, because tonight, one or all of you will become YET ANOTHER victim of the Cougar! Anyone want to come out here and say anything different? Then by all means! Get out here!
:::Josh throws the mic to the ground, as if to pave the way to the ring for anyone who has something to say, and the scene fades out with the crowd chanting Josh Cougar! Josh Cougar! Josh Cougar! so loud that Mark and Michael Cole could barely be heard and they go to commercial.:::
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