J-Dawg: I have a match this Sunday against some of the worst talent in HCW. I could stop the next two people who walk by and they would have more talent then Stone Cold and Randy Orton. I think I will start with Stone Cold.
J-Dawg: I think I heard you say that that you are the toughtest son of a bitch around, well since you do look like a dog, you are a bitch, I don't have any problem with that, but then you say that you have only been here a week and you already have a title shot, well if you ever had the balls...well you do, but if you ever had the guts to play the game for your title If you win, then I would beat your ass and turn you back into the man you are, and besides, I have a lot bigger goals here in HCW then to be the just the World Champion, I could care less who holds the other titles, except for the tag-team titles, which will be held and kept by the newest tag-team around, Me and "Big Tyme" B.T. Baldwin. So why don't you take your sorry ass and take your girlfriend Orton and go figure out which one of you two are the man and woman of the relationship. Then once you figure that out, maybe you can cut off your balls and give them to Orton, he could use a pair. Come this Sunday at Kash In, I will end your precious winning streak, and I will end your precious little life. Then after the match I won't be the oldie who doesn't give up, I will be the man who just kicked your ass! That's all I got to say about that!
J-Dawg: That brings me to my next opponent, The gayest man in HCW Randy Orton. I hear you talking about how your also one of the bests around and your underestimated, well here's a news flash for you, you didn't underestimate me, I just will just beat your ass, point blank, or like John Cena would say, "Word Life", whatever that means. I will actually be quite glad to see that I made you take a trip to the hospital, I mean, I wont even try to whip your ass real good, but if that little bit of an ass kicking could make you go to the hospital, you better be scared of what is going to happen this week when I bring everything to this match. I don't know if you noticed but I have been on quite a roll here in HCW, and I don't want it to stop anytime soon. You tell me about how crazy you are and about how you are going to inflict some damage on me, I don't think you have the balls to do it, Lesnar has more balls then you...literaly. I am also really anticipating watching your plan unfold, or blow up in your face, whatever comes first. This week is going to be a repeat of other matches you've had, except that maybe instead of a Dawg Pound on a sledgehammer, maybe i'll give you a pedigree on a chair, or maybe on an announce table, or whatever I come up with. But no matter what I decide, the result will be the same, I will walk out of that ring with my hand raised and with the World Title. From there, I will go on to face anybody that steps up, So after Sunday, you will be looking at the "NEW HCW WORLD CHAMPION", "The Game" J-Dawg!!! So then you Randy Orton and you Stone Cold will go back to your pathetic careers knowing that that could've been you standing there as the new HCW champion.
J-Dawg: So come this Sunday, you will learn why I am the Cerebral Assassian, why I am "The Game", why I am JUST...THAT...DAMN...GOOD, and why I have more grapefruits then anyone else here in HCW! This Sunday your both, Fuck Outta Luck!
At that moment a little kid walks up to J-Dawg.
Kid: Are you that J-Dawg guy that I see on HCW?
J-Dawg: Yup!
Kid: WOW! You are one of my favorites.
J-Dawg: Thanks.
Kid: I wish that I could go to Kash In this Sunday, but my parents told me that they can't afford it.
J-Dawg: Is that so, well i've got a better idea, here are 4 tickets to Kash In on Sunday, I want you to take your parents and maybe a friend of yours also!
Kid: Thank you Triple H!
The kid then gives J-Dawg a hug and runs off to tell his parents his good news.
J-Dawg: Do you see that Orton and Stone Cold, I help people in need, I feel for the fans, that's why everybody likes me, because I give back to the fans, I don't just take their money to buy things I don't need. These people are the heart of wrestling and they will always be, it's time that people begin to realiz...
J-Dawg is interupted in mid speech by a kid who is holding a football in the middle of the street.
Kid: Hey J-Dawg, you want to play some football?
J-Dawg: Sure, why not!
J-Dawg: As for you Orton and Stone Cold, I will see you two at Kash In, because right now, I have some more important things to do, like hang out with these kids!
The camera turns around to show J-Dawg walking to the street, one of the kids throws J-Dawg the ball, he catches it and throws it back, the camera then shows J-Dawg and a group of kids in a circle as the scene fades to black...