please keep in mind i was very hyper when i wrote this. its just for a laugh, before all you david/ fieldy fans try to microwave me.
Jonathan:*bursts into door in a suit* HONEY IM HOME
Munky:*Steps out of Kitchen in an apron*
Munky: KIDS! DADS HOME!
David and Head:*Roll down the stairs*
David and Head: :D:D:D:D:D
Jonathan: Hey kids.
Jonathan: Where is fido?
Fieldy: ARF ARF
Munky: oh kids stop that
Head:*holding David's groin* :|
David:.... :|
Munky: silly kids
Fieldy: RUFF RUFF
Jonathan: whats for dinner!?
Munky: your favourite!
munky: fruitloops, sushi, and pencil shavings
Jonathan: WOOHPEEEE
Head: aw mum not that again ;-;
Munky: shut up maggot *smack* DECIPLINE
Head: ;-;
Jonathan:*sits at table*
Fieldy:ARF ARF
Munky: dont worry i didnt forget you
Munky:*feeds Fieldy STDs*
Fieldy: :D
Jonathan: freshly harvested from Davids cock
David: :D
Munky: :D
Head: :D
Fieldy: :D
Jonathan: SILLY MUNKY
Jonathan: WHATS THAT?
Munky: Oh its nothing..just desert.
Head: COOOOOL
Munky: Its the pets :D
Jonathan: mmmmmmm
Fieldy: ;-; my bitchezzzz
Jonathan: mmmm.
Head: i want to munch some of Fieldy's bitches ;[
Munky: not untill you finish your pencil shavings.
Head: :[
David: my ass is itchy :}
Munky: that means more herpes are comming!
Munky: better start to scratch so they will scab nicely
David: :D
Jonathan :o_o Head
Jonathan: what have I told you about feeding the dog?
Head: Its not gonna do any harm.
Fieldy: *has an eyebrow in his mouth*
Fieldy:*goes crazy* O___L
Fieldy: WOOFBARFBLINGBLINGYOYOWOOOOOOOOOORDBIATCHESARFFARFF
Fieldy:*boom*
Head: NO!
Head: MY only companion ;-;
Jonathan: uh oh..better not let this dog go to waste
Jonathan:*starts eating*
Head: 0.0
Jonathan: time for bedtime kids
Head and David: YAYYY
Head:*wears feet pajamas*
David: * wheres heart pyjamas where the butt flap opens*
David: :D
Head:*holding a teddy of Jimi Hendrix*
Munky: now its time for a story
Munky: once apon a time someone exploded and daddy ate their still born fetus
Jonathan: paaaahahahahahahaha !! *smashes knee against the wall*
Munky: we already heard this one mom!
David: *breakdances*
Munky: :O
Munky:*beats David up*
David: ;-;
munky: DONT BREAKDANCE ON SUNDAY
David:OOPS
Head:*starts to drift into a slumber, as sugerplum faires dance on his face*
Munky:*dashes to the bedroom wearing ruffles and lace*
Jonathan:*puts on a night cap, and some slippers too*
David: goodnight dad, goodnight mum
David: goodnight everyone
Jonathan and Munky: goodnight kids :D *shut off the light*
Head:...
David:zzzzz
Head:ow my eyes ... *stares at the suger plum fairies*
Jonathan and Munky:*get into bed*
Munky: goodnight dear
Jonathan: shut up, slut.
